Tangled Up Jokes
56 tangled up jokes and hilarious tangled up puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tangled up that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tangled Up Short Jokes
Short tangled up jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tangled up humour may include short tied up jokes also.
- Two newfies are walking down a path... They see a sheep tangled up in a fence. The one says "man, I wish that was a pretty lady" to which his friend replys "i just wish it was dark"
- Did you guys hear about the elf who got tangled up in sleigh bells on his way back to Santa's workshop? They said he jingled all the way.
- Earbud tangles are so bad... Even the smartest people currently alive are having trouble untangling earbuds...
Like Stephen Hawking - My 7 year old daughter just told me this What do you watch when you're brushing my hair?
Tangled - I was really looking forward to Disney's portrayal of Rapunzel when Tangled first came out... ...but her hair was such a let down.
- Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair? Because it was a wrecked tangle
- My dad wants me to help him buy a tablet, but I'm not gonna do it. There's no way I'm getting tangled up with these black-market antiquities dealers.
- How many neckbeards does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all get tangled up in the ceiling fan
- Our newborn got into my wife's underwear drawer and got all tangled up in her undergarments. My wife was worried, but I told her... Ain't nothin' but a G-string baby.
- What did one hair say to the other? It takes two to tangle!
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Tangled Up One Liners
Which tangled up one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tangled up? I can suggest the ones about tied and trapped.
- What is at the bottom of the Bermuda triangle? A wreck tangle
- What do you call a tangled rope in space? Astro-knot.
- What do you call it when two Nissan Cubes get into an accident? A wreck-tangle.
- What do you call a tangled rope on International Space Station? Astroknot
- What do you call it when a snake gets tangled up? A reptile disfunction
- Would headphones get tangled in space? no, they would knot
- Do you know what happens when your designer jeans get tangled in the dryer? Guess knot
- If you hear, "Oh, what a tangled web we weave" There's usually a looming problem.
- Two squares crashed into each other, it was a wreck-tangle.
- What's a wired favorite dance? The tangle.
- What do you call a square that's been beat up? A rekt-tangle
- What's Shrek's favorite shape? A shrek-tangle! *ba-dum tss*
- What is the favorite movies of the headphones featured in Toy Story 4? Tangled
- What caused a boy to unwind? His stones were tangled
- Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice Arachnophilia.
Tangled Up Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about tangled up you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bewildered jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tangled up pranks.
Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you.
Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
Still my favorite joke I ever made up. :)
A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. "Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don't allow smoking in here. You'll have to step outside to smoke."
So the monocle hops off the bar stool and grabs his cigarettes to head outside. Meanwhile a second monocle emerges from the bathroom. They bump into each other as they cross paths and fall to the floor, hopelessly entangled. They try to get free but the more they struggle, the more tangled they become.
The bartender looks down on this travesty and shakes his head. "Hey you two!" he shouts. "Stop making spectacles of yourselves!"
So, a piece of string walks into a bar...
... And asks for a glass of water, and the bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve string." So, the string, furious with himself, storms out, angry. He starts thrashing around and pulling at himself, until he finds himself all tattered and tangled. He walks back into the bar, again, and asks for a drink, again. The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you the string that just came in here and asked for a drink?" and the string replies, "No, I'm a *frayed knot*"
We don't serve ropes in here...
A 6 ft long piece of rope walks into the bar, and sits down.. The bartender says "We don't serve ropes in here.."
Annoyed, the rope takes off, quietly complaining under his breath.
After a week, the rope tries to get into the same bar (hoping a different bartender will be on duty).. The rope sits down, and the bartender says (yet again) "Hey, I told you, we don't serve ropes in here.. Get out!"
Now,. the rope is really ticked off. He leaves, but is so angry as he stews over the bars no-rope policy, he begins to twist himself into coils and tangles. Needless to say, his 'hair' gets mussed up, and disheveled, and he's worked himself into a ball of twists, and coils.
He decides to give the bar one more try, now that he's a little more "incognito"
...The rope sits down at the bar, and the bartender turns to him and says "Hey.. Aren't you a rope?"
The rope replies: " No, I'm a frayed knot.."
watching movies with my kids is like getting stuck in a trap on mt everest
Tangled and then Frozen
Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven
Where they are met by Saint Peter.
"In order to get in," he tells them, " you must each produce something representative of the holidays."
The first digs through his pocket and pulls out a match and lights it.
" this represents a candle of hope." Impressed, Peter allows the first man through.
The second man pulls out a tangle of keys and shakes them.
" these are bells." He says. Peter allows him through also.
" so," Peter says to third man, " what do you have?"
The third man proudly shows him a pair of red p**....
" what do those have to do with Christmas?" Asks Peter.
" they're Carol's"
A rope walks into a bar..
A rope walks into a bar, and the bartender says we don't serve ropes here. So the
rope goes outside and tangles himself all up and does his hair all funny, and walks back inside. And the bartender says "Aren't you the rope I just kicked out a moment ago?" And the rope says, " No I'm a frayed knot."
Entrance to Heaven
Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven, where they're met by Saint Peter. In order to get in, he tells them, you must each produce something representative of the holidays.
The first man digs into his pockets and pulls out a match and lights it. This represents a candle of hope. Impressed, Peter lets him in.
The second man pulls out a tangle of keys and shakes them. These are bells. He's allowed in too.
So, Peter says to the third man, what do you have?
The third man proudly shows him a pair of red p**....
What do these have to do with Christmas? asks Peter.
They're Carol's.
Three man die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven . . .
. . . where they are met by Saint Peter.
''In order to get in,'' He tells them, ''you must each produce something representative of the holidays.''
The first man digs into his pockets and pulls out a match and lights it. '' This represents a candle of hope.'' Impressed, Peter lets him in.
The second man pulls out a tangle of keys and shakes them. ''These are bells.'' He's allowed in too.
''So,'' Peter says to the third man, ''what do you have?''
The third man proudly shows him a pair of red p**....
''What do these have to do with Christmas?'' asks Peter.
''They're Carol's.''
I would never judge a friend for wearing tangled earbuds
I don't k**... shame
A bit of rope walks into a bar...
A bit a rope walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve ropes here." The rope walks out of the bar and proceeds to twist himself around into a tangled mess. He then tousels the ends of himself before walking back into the bar. The bartender says "Aren't you that bit of rope I just kicked out?" to which the rope replies "Nope, I'ma 'fraid not"
A monocle walks into a bar.
After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. "Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don't allow smoking in here. You'll have to step outside to smoke."
So the monocle hops off the bar stool and grabs his cigarettes to head outside. Meanwhile a second monocle emerges from the bathroom. They bump into each other as they cross paths and fall to the floor, hopelessly entangled. They try to get free but the more they struggle, the more tangled they become.
The bartender looks down on this travesty and shakes his head. "Hey you two!" he shouts. "Stop making spectacles of yourselves!"
I ate some tangled up wool.
I s**... ewe knot
A blonde is walking past a pasture
Being curious about various farm animals and seeing a farmer nearby she asks him "How come those cows don't have horns? I thought cows have horns." Farmer, happy to explain the situation to polite woman nods and says "You see miss, we often remove horns from cows. That way they don't get into accidents, don't hurt each other, don't get tangled into branches or fences or simialr. We do that by either sawing them off of putting a drop of acid on the horns when they are still young so they don't grow. But those particular cows don't have horns because they are horses."
Make a sentence with Defence, Defeat and Detail...
Little Johnny was back from his summer break where he'd toured the Italian countryside.
The language teacher wanting to spur grey matter in the classroom asked the children to make a sentence with defence, defeat and detail.
After a few minutes of silence Little Johnny raised his hand and hesitantly spoke:
"Well... de horse jumped over de fence and de feet got tangled in de tail..."
A string walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve strings in here."
So the string goes outside, tangles itself up, mashes itself up a bit, and walks back into the bar. The bartender says, "Aren't you the string that was just in here?"
"No. I'm a frayed knot."
A furious lady marches into the eye clinic's reception area and shouts at the receptionist, "Who stole my wig during my eye surgery yesterday?"
The doctor immediately rushes out to pacify her. "I assure you, no one on my team would do such a thing. What makes you think it was stolen?"
The woman replies, "Well, before the procedure, my wig was perfect, but when I woke up, it was a tangled mess, and made me look ugly and cheap."
"I think," says the surgeon gently, "this means your cataract operation was a success."
What is the Roman Empire?
In the heart of the bustling Roman Empire, there was a philosopher known for his wisdom, humor, and the ability to make light of the most complex issues. One day, a curious citizen confronted him, asking "What exactly is the Roman Empire?"
The philosopher paused for a moment before saying, "Imagine a man trying to wrestle a lion. The man is strong and well-prepared, but he is, after all, merely a man. The lion is wild, ferocious, and barely within his control. Yet, the man does not back down; he dives headfirst into the tangle, figuring out how to tackle it as he goes along. That, my friend, is the Roman Empire."
The citizen blinked and asked, "So, we're the man in this scenario, right? Struggling against the fierce lion that is the vast world?"
"No, not exactly," chuckled the philosopher. "You see, the man is the Roman Empire, always seeking to overcome, control, and rule, even when the odds seem overwhelming. The lion, rather, represents the infinite sea of cultures, lands, and people that the Empire constantly tangles with."
"But what if the lion eventually wins?" queried the citizen, now intrigued.
"Well," the philosopher answered with a mischievous glint in his eye, "Then the joke's on us, isn't it?"
The gathered crowd erupted into laughter, appreciating the wit and wisdom tied into the punchline. After all, understanding the Roman Empire didn't just involve historical facts and figures; sometimes, it was just about appreciating the irony!