Tangled Jokes
10 tangled jokes and hilarious tangled puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tangled that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the hilariously tangled up world of jokes! From tying yourself up in knots over why the chicken crossed the road to a mess of puns, find out how laughing at these jokes can help you tie up the loose ends of life.
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The Funniest Tangled Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What is a good tangled joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Two newfies are walking down a path...
They see a sheep tangled up in a fence. The one says "man, I wish that was a pretty lady" to which his friend replys "i just wish it was dark"
What do you call a tangled rope in space?
Astro-knot.
A blonde is walking past a pasture
Being curious about various farm animals and seeing a farmer nearby she asks him "How come those cows don't have horns? I thought cows have horns." Farmer, happy to explain the situation to polite woman nods and says "You see miss, we often remove horns from cows. That way they don't get into accidents, don't hurt each other, don't get tangled into branches or fences or simialr. We do that by either sawing them off of putting a drop of acid on the horns when they are still young so they don't grow. But those particular cows don't have horns because they are horses."
I ate some tangled up wool.
I s**... ewe knot
What do you call a tangled rope on International Space Station?
Astroknot
What do you call it when a snake gets tangled up?
A reptile disfunction
Would headphones get tangled in space?
no, they would knot
Do you know what happens when your designer jeans get tangled in the dryer?
Guess knot
If you hear, "Oh, what a tangled web we weave"
There's usually a looming problem.
Did you guys hear about the elf who got tangled up in sleigh bells on his way back to Santa's workshop?
They said he jingled all the way.
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