The Best 7 Tangerine Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tangerine jokes. There are some tangerine orange jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tangerine concentrate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tangerine Jokes and Puns

My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one...

Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

tangerine

My wife left me because every tangerine I bought had exactly five slices

She said I didn't have six a peel.

I've always been fruitless in my attempts to crossbreed a mango and a tangerine, until she showed up...

Apparently it does take two to tango.

What's a mathematician favorite fruit?

A TANgerine.


What does the president have in common with someone who cant differentiate between a tangerine and a clementine?

They are both orange racists.

It's orange, it says it's an orange, but it's not an orange. What is it?

A tangerine with a big mouth.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tangerine contradiction jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tangerine mandarin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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