Tangent Math Jokes

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Funniest Tangent Math Short Jokes

Short tangent math jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tangent math humour may include short tangent jokes also.

  1. I got fired from my job as a math teacher I was supposed to teach the kids what sine divided by cosine was, but I kept going off on a tangent.
  2. My maths teacher always goes off on tangents in class They say it's the first sine of madness
  3. I asked my math teacher if he wanted to rent an apartment with me Then he went on some tangent about needing a co-sign.
  4. My maths teacher is like a line that touches a point on a curve He goes on a tangent but he always gets to the point.
  5. During math class, I was adjacent to the person of the opposite s**.... Our ratio is a bit of a tangent you know?

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Tangent Math One Liners

Which tangent math one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tangent math? I can suggest the ones about secant and trigonometry.

  1. Why was the math lecture so long? The professor kept going off on a tangent.
  2. My math teacher kept ranting about trigonometry He was off on a real tangent.

Tangent Math Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about tangent math you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sin cos tan jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tangent math pranks.

I found out my friend is addicted to math.

I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame - he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imaginary. It's so complex. I'm afraid his problems will start to multiply exponentially, and he just doesn't understand the root of it all. Pretty soon he won't be able to integrate at all. And just to add to the trouble, those he defines as 'friends' just want to divide his space between themselves. I'm afraid soon he'll go off into the Great Unknown...

My attempt at a s**... math joke

A sine wave and a cosine wave are trying to have a baby. They are deeply religious so the only position they are able to do is m**.... After many attempts they think they might have conceived a child. The cosine wave grabs a pregnancy test, goes into the bathroom, and comes out a couple of minutes later. The sine wave says "well is it negative or positive?" and the cosine wave says "no, it's tangent."

Math tells us three of the saddnest love stories

1)Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
2)Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.
3)Asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

A teacher was arrested because he attempted to board a flight while possessing a ruler, protractor, and calculator...

(sorry it's *slightly* outdated but funny nonetheless)
A teacher was arrested because he attempted to board a flight while possessing a ruler, protractor, and calculator. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man's a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. The man's been charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
Al-gebra is a problem for us, Gonzales said. Its followers desire solutions by means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as unknowns,' but we've determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval, with coordinates in every country.
When asked to comment on the arrest, George W. Bush said, If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He'd have given us more fingers and toes. Aides told reporters they couldn't recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.