Tangent Jokes

55 tangent jokes and hilarious tangent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tangent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Tangent Short Jokes

Short tangent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tangent humour may include short secant jokes also.

  1. I got fired from my job as a math teacher I was supposed to teach the kids what sine divided by cosine was, but I kept going off on a tangent.
  2. My maths teacher always goes off on tangents in class They say it's the first sine of madness
  3. So there was this guy who flew so close to the sun he was able to touch it in exactly one spot... ...after that, he was a real tangent.
  4. Forgive me father, for I have sinned... ...for I have also cosinned, tangented, cotangented...
  5. A tangent applied for a credit card, but was denied. He couldn't find anyone willing to cosine.
  6. Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry? Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent
  7. My friend and I were having a heated argument about the angle of a triangle Things got messy and we went off tangent
  8. I had a trig teacher that could never stay focused... He always went off on a tangent.
    I don't know for certain, but it could be a sine of something serious.
  9. Two tangents meet at a bar After a long evening the one tangent says: "That was fun, we should meet again!"
    The other: "You know that isn't going to happen!"
  10. My girlfriend told me I'm like negative cosine multiplied by tangent... My friends told me not to worry about it, but I think it's a negative sine.

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Tangent One Liners

Which tangent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tangent? I can suggest the ones about trig and sin cos tan.

  1. Hey babe, can I be your first derivative? Because I want to lie tangent to your curves...
  2. If Jesus died for our sin... Who died for our cosine and tangent?
  3. To not go off on a tangent simply stay on the derivative.
  4. What do you call a mathematician who spends all summer in the sun? A tangent.
  5. I can never calculate the derivative of a curve. Every time I try, I go off on a tangent.
  6. Why was the math lecture so long? The professor kept going off on a tangent.
  7. Hey baby, can I take your derivative.... So I can lay tangent to those curves.
  8. Geometry class brought out the worst in me... I used to go off on tangents.
  9. I was going to talk about men sunbathing... ...But I don't want to go off on a tangent.
  10. Thanksgiving is here, and I love trigonometry sorry, I went off on a tangent.
  11. Hey girl, are you a derivative function? Cuz I wanna be tangent to your curves.
  12. I never was a good trigonometry teacher.... I always went off on a tangent.
  13. People that go off on a tangent are so annoying Just learn to stay in the circle.
  14. What's the worst aspect about Calculus teachers? They always go off on tangents in class.
  15. My mathematics teacher was useless She always went off on tangents

Tangent Math Jokes

Here is a list of funny tangent math jokes and even better tangent math puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I asked my math teacher if he wanted to rent an apartment with me Then he went on some tangent about needing a co-sign.
  • My maths teacher is like a line that touches a point on a curve He goes on a tangent but he always gets to the point.
  • My math teacher kept ranting about trigonometry He was off on a real tangent.
  • During math class, I was adjacent to the person of the opposite s**.... Our ratio is a bit of a tangent you know?

Sine Cosine Tangent Jokes

Here is a list of funny sine cosine tangent jokes and even better sine cosine tangent puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did sine get on top of cosine? She wanted to be tangent
Tangent joke, Why did sine get on top of cosine?

Tangent joke, Why did sine get on top of cosine?

Silly Tangent Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about tangent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean right angle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tangent pranks.

I think my girlfriend has a trigonometry f**...

because every time I talk to her she gets off on a tangent.

I've got a f**... for geometry.

Sorry, I'm getting off on a tangent right now.

My attempt at a s**... math joke

A sine wave and a cosine wave are trying to have a baby. They are deeply religious so the only position they are able to do is m**.... After many attempts they think they might have conceived a child. The cosine wave grabs a pregnancy test, goes into the bathroom, and comes out a couple of minutes later. The sine wave says "well is it negative or positive?" and the cosine wave says "no, it's tangent."

I had a really good discussion with my calculus professor today

but after a while, it started going off on a really weird tangent.

"Hey, Bill, what do you think of this new super-hero comic I'm working on? It's about an ant-size tangent line that has x-ray vision."

"Sounds cool, but isn't that a little derivative?"

A mysterious force drug a pirate ship closer to the Bermuda Triangle, alarming the captain.

The captain asked the lookout in the the crow's nest what he saw.
The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."
The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."

Why did the trigonometruc function cross the street?

It did not want to lie tangent to it

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

I wish I was your derivative,

So I can lie tangent to your curves.

What do you call a man who went to the beach all summer?

A tangent

Trump's wall barely touches a small portion of the entire U.S.

No wonder everyone thinks he's off on a tangent.

Did you hear about the object undergoing centripetal acceleration...

It went on a tangent

My friend went on a tangent

I think it was a sine

Tangent joke, My friend went on a tangent

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