Tang Jokes
28 tang jokes and hilarious tang puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tang that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? Check out this collection of hilarious Tang Jokes. Get ready to chuckle as you read these classic jokes featuring the Wu Tang clan and characters like Jian, Chu, and Wae. Enjoy the comedy!
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Funniest Tang Short Jokes
Short tang jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tang humour may include short ting jokes also.
- What's the difference between a Clinton inauguration and a Wu-Tang reunion? There's a chance of another Wu-Tang Reunion happening.
- What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone? You-Rang-a-Tang?
- Did you guys hear about that group of people that's overly enthusiastic about orange, powdered beverages? You know, the Woooooo! Tang! Clan.
- If the Wu-Tang Clan started a cross-country shipping company, would you use them? Nah. Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthing ta truck wit.
- TIL to never do magic tricks to rappers like Wu-Tang Clan. Apparently they have some pretty Genius Methods for Inspecting your Deck.
- Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar? Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.
- Poor Conor McGregor. I haven't seen somebody so determined to protect a belt since Pootie Tang.
- You know why everyone wants to be an astronaut when they grow up? Because they get so much tang.
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Tang One Liners
Which tang one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tang? I can suggest the ones about sum ting and tart.
- What do call a Hip Hop group that consists of furries? The Uwu-Tang Clan.
- What's the difference between Tang and O.J? Tang won't kill you
- What did Method Man say when he got a glass of orangeade? Woo! Tang!
- What is the name of Dory's family? The Blue Tang Clan
- What do monkeys drink in space? Orangu-Tang.
- Why do astronauts like to save money? To get more Tang for their buck
- What is Dory from finding Nemo's favorite band? The blue Tang clan.
- Wu Tang started an over coating company their slogan is "protect ya deck!"
- What's Pingu's favourite rap group? Noot-tang clan.
- How do the Wu Tang introduce David Beckham's kid? THIS IS. BROOKLYN.
- What's the Wu-Tang Clan's favorite food? Sushi. They like it raw.
- What do you get if you mix prune juice and tang? Poone tang
- First name Wu, Last name Tang Perhaps you've heard of my clan.
- I got a Wu ton... Wu tang futon
- So my Indian friend and I were thinking of starting a rap group... Wu - Tang Naan
Giggle-Inducing Tang Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about tang you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mandarin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tang pranks.
Funny and Witty WiFi names?
I think the best I've come across are;
1. Drop it like it's hotspot
2. The Promised LAN
3. Wu Tang LAN
4. Chance the Router
5. Winternet is coming
6. A LAN time ago
7. I believe Wi can Fi
8. Vladamir Routin
9. That's what she SSID
10. Lord Voldemodem
To not go off on a tangent
simply stay on the derivative.
Oooooo Eeeeee Oooooo Ahhh Ahhh Ting Tang...
I was shocked when my adopted daughter told me she was going to marry a Witch Doctor.
Why do you want to do that? I asked.
Pwobabwy for financial secuwity, she replied.
A tangent applied for a credit card, but was denied.
He couldn't find anyone willing to cosine.
Two tangents meet at a bar
After a long evening the one tangent says: "That was fun, we should meet again!"
The other: "You know that isn't going to happen!"
So, there I was buying cheese in a deli.
Me: what would you recommend?
Deli person: *describing cheeses*
Mozzarella is smooth and melts well.
Me: sounds good .
Deli person: cheddar is good for sandwiches if you're looking for a sharp tang.
Me: awesome, noted.
Deli person: Pepper Jack is like Monterey Jack cheese but has delicious pepper chunks in it.
Me: weird flecks, but ok!
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What do astronauts and l**... have in common?
Both of their breath smells like tang.
