Tan Jokes
121 tan jokes and hilarious tan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for some hilarious fake tan, sun tan or sock tan jokes? Look no further! See a collection of funny and punny trigonometry jokes related to tan, Sin Cos and Scarab! Enjoy these funny jokes on the beach or at home!
Funniest Tan Short Jokes
Short tan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tan humour may include short trig jokes also.
- sin and cos are lying down next to each other on the beach when all of a sudden sin jumps on top of cos. cos shouts "what are you doing?" sin replies, "im trying to get tan."
- A mathematician tries to go to the beach... A mathematician tried to go to the beach to get a tan, but he couldn't find it cos there were no sines.
- A friend went to the CVS in Baltimore after the looting to pick up some items, the only things left behind were sun tan lotion and father's day cards.
- I recently signed an apartment lease... Below where I signed on the lease agreement I had my dad cosign
Now we're tan. - Did you know the Bible forbids sunbathing in Greece? That means it is a sin to go to Cos and get a tan.
- A lot of people think a world without sin would be perfect But there's only so much you can solve with cos and tan
- today, i learned that "Donald Trump" is an anagram of "Tan Dump Lord" ...it's like his parents knew all along
- First bad joke I took part in the sun tanning Olympics
But I only got bronze
give me downvotes - Tanning Blondes Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks
Are you two sisters?
They laughed and replied, No we're not even Catholic. - Did you hear that Darth Vader's gf is really tan? He likes his women a little on the dark side.
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Tan One Liners
Which tan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tan? I can suggest the ones about beach and gray.
- My maths teacher never goes outside I can tell, cos there's no sin of his tan
- If Jesus Christ died for our sins... then who died for our cos and tans?
- Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
- Mathematical joke - Why did Sin go to the beach? Cos he wanted a Tan
- Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach? Because secant tan.
- Last week I competed in the World Tanning Championships.. I came out with a Bronze..
- What do you call a mathematician at the beach? A tan gent.
- Why was sin afraid of tan? Just cos.
- As a ginger person, I find tanning to be easy I just go sit underneath the full moon.
- I took part in the sun-tanning Olympics. I got bronze.
- I got a real bad tan Sun of a beach
- Why can't you tan on a rainy day? Cos it's a sin
- I entered a tanning contest hoping to win. But I just got bronze.
- Is it a sin to make math jokes? Cos if so, tan I'm sorry.
- A woman tanning on the beach sees Michael Jackson. She says Hey, get out of my son
Sin Cos Tan Jokes
Here is a list of funny sin cos tan jokes and even better sin cos tan puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What happened when Sin and Cos stayed out in the sun for too long? They both became tanned gents!
- Why Don't Mathematicians Go to the Beach? Because all they need are sin and cos to get a tan.
- My wife left me, Cosmo, after doing some trigonometry. She saw a tan gent and chose sin over Cos'.
- sin asked "cos" what should they do tonight "tan" or "cot"?
- Why is it difficult to find Sin and Tan? Just Cos.
- Why didn't sin and tan go to the party? Just cos
- Being a trigonometry teacher has it's pros and cons.... You may live in sin, but that's all cos you get rich, have a nice life and you can even get an awesome tan.
- Christ died to absolve us of sin... Now if only he'd come back and die two more times to get rid of cos and tan.
- When a man wants to get a tan he goes under the Sun. When a cos wants to get a tan... ...He goes under the sin.
- Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon? Cos sin tan
(Because suntan)
Sun Tan Jokes
Here is a list of funny sun tan jokes and even better sun tan puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I thought I'd study for my trig test best while out in the sun. But I'm still not feeling tan.
- What kind of sun tan lotion does Macklemore put on? ...SPF Thrifty.
- I'm looking forward to taking part in the sun tanning event in the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games... I'm going for the Bronze...
- What did the sun burned ginger pick up at the zoo? A wranger tan.
- What's the slope of a sun bathing woman at the beach? The tan line
- I tried learning trigonometry under the hot sun Only thing i got was a tan
- Show me a man who every morning greets the sun with a smile.. ..and I'll show you a man with a tanned gum.
- What happens when primates eats fruits sit under the sun? Orange-a-tan
- Historically speaking, tanning under the sun first began in France during the bronzage.
- what do you call a snowman with a sun tan? a puddle.
Cheerful Fun Tan Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about tan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sunburn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tan pranks.
A thief stole a sine and a cosine.
He took the two identities to a beach. However, they were too heavy for him to carry. He wanted to keep them under the sand, but the beach was so narrow that it could only contain one of them: sine or cosine.
He decided that, using his mathematical skills, that he would stack sine over cosine - but that resulted in tan! He did not want to get tan. So he stacked cosind over sine...
and then he got cot.
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a dog!
Unless it's a repressed memory, I made this puppy up myself...
A woman walked into Dr Smith's office and introduced herself.
Hi, I'm Dr Yvette Tan, I've just become an accredited psychiatrist and would love to work as part of your medical practice .
Despite some misgivings, Dr Tan assured him she'd be needed eventually, and once he'd checked all her papers, he set her up in an empty office down the hall.
The next morning a man came in to see him and yelled out Doctor! I feel like I'm a dog!
Ah yes, the doctor replies, I think you'll need to see Yvette
A blonde was lying in the grass...
One afternoon, a college student is walking across the Green and sees a pretty blonde lying in the grass staring up at the clear blue sky.
"Getting a tan?" he asks.
"No! Do you think that just because I'm blonde I'm focussing on my looks? I'm actually a very good student and right now I'm getting a head start on my homework!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. What class is it for?"
"Astronomy!"
Vincent Van Gogh's Relatives
His Obnoxious brother: Please Gogh.
His Dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh.
His prune-loving brother: Gotta Gogh.
His Convenience-Store-Owner cousin: Stop'n'Gogh
His Constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
The Ballroom dancer aunt: Tan Gogh
His Nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
His Fruit Loving cousin: Man Gogh
His sister who loves disco: Go Gogh
His bouncy little Nephew: Poe Gogh.
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I was tanning on the beach with my son.
After a while, he looked at me and said, "You're look like a lobster."
"Uh oh, do I need some sun tan lotion?" I asked.
He said, "No, you're just really ugly."
I was planning on getting a tan
But now that Trumps President there is a high chance I'll get deported if I'm too dark
My friend wanted to give me a tan
They wrote sin/cos on my hand.
The other day I saw a guy with sin/cos on his arm...
... He had a really nice tan
Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine went for their honeymoon on a beach
Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine went for their honeymoon on a beach and got a Tan.
When they returned it took them a Sec to find that they needed a new Cot.
What's black and tan, has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman loose on a playground.
A man owned a Greek island, but there so much paperwork that came with tourists travelling there that he always had to sit inside working. Eventually, he decided to pass the island on to someone else. This way he could spend more time outside and focus on his real passion - maths.
So, he signed over Kos and got a tan instead.
An Indian restaurant hired a contractor to remodel their place...
...They specifically wanted a tan door.
My family went to the beach with Michael Jackson...
My wife was laying out, working on her tan.
She turned and looked at Michael and she stated
"Excuse me Michael... You're in my son."
For girls who are trying to tan...
I'll teach you how to sin ;)
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What do you call a Scottish girl with a fake tan in an Indian restaurant?
A mango lassie
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If s**... before marriage is a sin...
is s**... after marriage cos or tan?
I got a sunburn on the beach yesterday whilst reading about trigonometry.
...you should see my tan lines today
Hipparchus' girlfriend asked him, "How do I look today?"
He replied, "(tan c)/(sin c)"
Where does the cow go to get a tan?
Is-tan-bul
Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?
Cos the sine said so!
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Stacey comes into work with a darker shade of fake tan every week...
But when I come in with brown face paint for black history month, I'm the racist one.
Why didn't the math professor teach during the summer?
She needed a tan
What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
Today I found Jesus in my life. Let me tell you about him.
He is tan with a thick black mustache, and eyes so brown they make your soul melt. He is my gardner, the best I have ever employed.
Two potatoes (no Latvians)
So two potatoes are sitting on the beach relaxing and one starts going on about how he doesn't need sunscreen and how he has such a nice tan. The other potato fed up yells at him "I'm trying to relax, quit your yammering".
What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?
A Meringue - a - tan.
One pair of underpants meets another in the washing machine
"Hey there, long time no see, you been on vacation? You got tan!"
I went off on a tan gent once
He was wasting all his time at the beach
Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?
He was too concerned with the tan gent.
What do triangles do in the summer?
They tan.
A friend of mine said he was really surprised at how much we've discovered about trigonometric functions.
Well we've had a lot of time to study them, I responded, Cos' they're older tan sin.
Im still trying to convince him I'm telling the truth, cos e can't believe how long they've been around.
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I don't understand what the church has against trigonometry.
And they only forgive sin but not cos or tan.
Why do Afghan people have light brown skin?
Because Afghan is tan
What the trigonometry teacher get on holiday?
A tan.
Why did the sine wave?
Cos Tan waved first.
What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?
A redhead who can tan.
I do my trigonometry outside...
cos tan.
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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
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Why are people from the Jersey Shore so s**...?
"Why are people from the jersey shore so s**...? They can only count to tan"
So it seems Tan France has an issue with his treatment by TSA
Did they expect his boarding pass to say Brown English ?
Fromsoftware missed a great chance to add 2 more bosses in bloodborne
Orphan of Sin and orphan of Tan
I think this guy at the beach has gone mad while sunbathing, he won't stop talking about trigonometry!
He's a tan gent on a tangent tangent.
I like my women how I like my steak.
Small, pink, and tan on the outside.
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M∆tπ joke
Apparently the longer mathematicians stay in the sun, the more violent they get.
They sin cos tan.
A man went to a little island in Indonesia to try to get a great tan.
He was pretty disappointed when he returned and his friends said they could Bali notice it.
Sigh
*sine* goes cos
I need to get a tan
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How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?
She uses a perfect son.
How do you get a good tan?
Eat a bunch of cantaloupe - that way you'll get a lot of melanin you.
What do you call a police officer with a tan?
A bronzed copper.
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What do you call the Jews who wanted to retire in Florida so they could be tan but didn't save enough money?
Orange juice
A Sine wave, a Cos wave and a Tan wave are speaking...
The Sine wave asks the others how many beers they can drink.
The Tan wave replies, "I can drink any amount and still be fine".
The Cos wave, on the other hand, says it hasn't gotten any higher than one.
What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNNNG! What's brown and sounds like a Southern Belle?
Blanche Devereaux with a tan.
