Tan Jokes
135 tan jokes and hilarious tan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for some hilarious fake tan, sun tan or sock tan jokes? Look no further! See a collection of funny and punny trigonometry jokes related to tan, Sin Cos and Scarab! Enjoy these funny jokes on the beach or at home!
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Funniest Tan Short Jokes
Short tan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tan humour may include short trig jokes also.
- sin and cos are lying down next to each other on the beach when all of a sudden sin jumps on top of cos. cos shouts "what are you doing?" sin replies, "im trying to get tan."
- Catholics fail trigonometry because they're afraid of sin Irish people fail trigonometry because they can't tan.
Everyone else fails trigonometry just cos. - A mathematician tries to go to the beach... A mathematician tried to go to the beach to get a tan, but he couldn't find it cos there were no sines.
- A friend went to the CVS in Baltimore after the looting to pick up some items, the only things left behind were sun tan lotion and father's day cards.
- I recently signed an apartment lease... Below where I signed on the lease agreement I had my dad cosign
Now we're tan. - Did you know the Bible forbids sunbathing in Greece? That means it is a sin to go to Cos and get a tan.
- Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.
- Trigonometry Why can't Irish do trigonometry? They can't tan.
Why can't Christians do trigonometry? They can't sin.
Why can't the rest of us trigonometry? Just cos. - A lot of people think a world without sin would be perfect But there's only so much you can solve with cos and tan
- today, i learned that "Donald Trump" is an anagram of "Tan Dump Lord" ...it's like his parents knew all along
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Tan One Liners
Which tan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tan? I can suggest the ones about beach and gray.
- My maths teacher never goes outside I can tell, cos there's no sin of his tan
- If Jesus Christ died for our sins... then who died for our cos and tans?
- Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
- Mathematical joke - Why did Sin go to the beach? Cos he wanted a Tan
- Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach? Because secant tan.
- If Jesus died for our sins... Who died for cos and tan?
- Last week I competed in the World tanning Championships.. I came out with a Bronze..
- I took part in the sun tanning Olympics. I just got Bronze.
- What do you call a mathematician at the beach? A tan gent.
- Why was sin lying on top of cos at the beach? They were tanning.
- Why was sin afraid of tan? Just cos.
- As a ginger person, I find tanning to be easy I just go sit underneath the full moon.
- I took part in the sun-tanning Olympics. I got bronze.
- I got a real bad tan Sun of a beach
- Why can't you tan on a rainy day? Cos it's a sin
Sin Cos Tan Jokes
Here is a list of funny sin cos tan jokes and even better sin cos tan puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What happened when Sin and Cos stayed out in the sun for too long? They both became tanned gents!
- Is it a sin to make math jokes? Cos if so, tan I'm sorry.
- Why Don't Mathematicians Go to the Beach? Because all they need are sin and cos to get a tan.
- My wife left me, Cosmo, after doing some trigonometry. She saw a tan gent and chose sin over Cos'.
- sin asked "cos" what should they do tonight "tan" or "cot"?
- Why is it difficult to find Sin and Tan? Just Cos.
- Why didn't sin and tan go to the party? Just cos
- I don't understand what the church has against trigonometry. And they only forgive sin but not cos or tan.
- M∆tπ joke Apparently the longer mathematicians stay in the sun, the more violent they get.
They sin cos tan. - Being a trigonometry teacher has it's pros and cons.... You may live in sin, but that's all cos you get rich, have a nice life and you can even get an awesome tan.
Sun Tan Jokes
Here is a list of funny sun tan jokes and even better sun tan puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- First bad joke I took part in the sun tanning Olympics
But I only got bronze
give me downvotes - I thought I'd study for my trig test best while out in the sun. But I'm still not feeling tan.
- What kind of sun tan lotion does Macklemore put on? ...SPF Thrifty.
- I'm looking forward to taking part in the sun tanning event in the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games... I'm going for the Bronze...
- What did the sun burned ginger pick up at the zoo? A wranger tan.
- What's the slope of a sun bathing woman at the beach? The tan line
- I tried learning trigonometry under the hot sun Only thing i got was a tan
- Show me a man who every morning greets the sun with a smile.. ..and I'll show you a man with a tanned gum.
- When a man wants to get a tan he goes under the Sun. When a cos wants to get a tan... ...He goes under the sin.
- What happens when primates eats fruits sit under the sun? Orange-a-tan
Orange Tan Jokes
Here is a list of funny orange tan jokes and even better orange tan puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- When you get a spray tan for Hannukah you make orange Jews
- What do you call Israelis that overly spray tan? Orange Jews!
- What does a group of tanned rabbi's and a bottle of Tropicana have in common? They're both Orange Jews.
- What do you call a group of thirsty Rabbi's with a tan? Orange Jews
- What do ya call a bunch of Jewish people with spray on tans? Orange Juice
- What do you call a couple of semites with bad spray tans? Orange Jews
- Why don't Israelis like fake tan? Because then they'd be orange Jews.
- What do you call the Jews who wanted to retire in Florida so they could be tan but didn't save enough money? Orange juice
- What do you call Barrack Obama with a bad spray tan? Orange is the new Barack!
- What do Jewish people drink after they spray tan? Orange Jews.
Fake Tan Jokes
Here is a list of funny fake tan jokes and even better fake tan puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I just turned down a girl because of the colour of her skin. Can't be dealing with her terrible fake tan.
- What do you call a Scottish girl with a fake tan in an Indian restaurant? A mango lassie
- Stacey comes into work with a darker shade of fake tan every week... But when I come in with brown face paint for black history month, I'm the racist one.
- Why did h**... give concentration camp prisoners fake tans before crushing them? Because he liked freshly squeezed orange Jews.
(I still don't think enough time has passed for this joke.)
Cheerful Fun Tan Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about tan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sunburn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tan pranks.
A thief stole a sine and a cosine.
He took the two identities to a beach. However, they were too heavy for him to carry. He wanted to keep them under the sand, but the beach was so narrow that it could only contain one of them: sine or cosine.
He decided that, using his mathematical skills, that he would stack sine over cosine - but that resulted in tan! He did not want to get tan. So he stacked cosind over sine...
and then he got cot.
Girlfriends, wives, and h**..., and the differences between them.
h**... say "Are you done yet?"
Girlfriends say "Are you done already?"
Wives say "Tan, we should paint the ceiling tan."
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a dog!
Unless it's a repressed memory, I made this puppy up myself...
A woman walked into Dr Smith's office and introduced herself.
Hi, I'm Dr Yvette Tan, I've just become an accredited psychiatrist and would love to work as part of your medical practice .
Despite some misgivings, Dr Tan assured him she'd be needed eventually, and once he'd checked all her papers, he set her up in an empty office down the hall.
The next morning a man came in to see him and yelled out Doctor! I feel like I'm a dog!
Ah yes, the doctor replies, I think you'll need to see Yvette
A blonde was lying in the grass...
One afternoon, a college student is walking across the Green and sees a pretty blonde lying in the grass staring up at the clear blue sky.
"Getting a tan?" he asks.
"No! Do you think that just because I'm blonde I'm focussing on my looks? I'm actually a very good student and right now I'm getting a head start on my homework!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. What class is it for?"
"Astronomy!"
Vincent Van Gogh's Relatives
His Obnoxious brother: Please Gogh.
His Dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh.
His prune-loving brother: Gotta Gogh.
His Convenience-Store-Owner cousin: Stop'n'Gogh
His Constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
The Ballroom dancer aunt: Tan Gogh
His Nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
His Fruit Loving cousin: Man Gogh
His sister who loves disco: Go Gogh
His bouncy little Nephew: Poe Gogh.
Did you hear that Darth Vader's gf is really tan?
He likes his women a little on the dark side.
I was tanning on the beach with my son.
After a while, he looked at me and said, "You're look like a lobster."
"Uh oh, do I need some sun tan lotion?" I asked.
He said, "No, you're just really ugly."
I was planning on getting a tan
But now that Trumps President there is a high chance I'll get deported if I'm too dark
A thief steals trigonometric functions sin and cos.
A thief steals trigonometric functions sin and cos, the police are now after him, he goes to a beach and digs up some mud, he first puts sin over cos but he doesn't want tan so he puts cos over sin and gets cot by police.
My friend wanted to give me a tan
They wrote sin/cos on my hand.
The other day I saw a guy with sin/cos on his arm...
... He had a really nice tan
Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine went for their honeymoon on a beach
Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine went for their honeymoon on a beach and got a Tan.
When they returned it took them a Sec to find that they needed a new Cot.
What's black and tan, has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman loose on a playground.
A man owned a Greek island, but there so much paperwork that came with tourists travelling there that he always had to sit inside working. Eventually, he decided to pass the island on to someone else. This way he could spend more time outside and focus on his real passion - maths.
So, he signed over Kos and got a tan instead.
An Indian restaurant hired a contractor to remodel their place...
...They specifically wanted a tan door.
My family went to the beach with Michael Jackson...
My wife was laying out, working on her tan.
She turned and looked at Michael and she stated
"Excuse me Michael... You're in my son."
Why mathematicians like going to the beach?
Because they enjoy getting a tan.
Why are Irish people bad at tigronometry?
Because they can't tan.
For girls who are trying to tan...
I'll teach you how to sin ;)
If s**... before marriage is a sin...
is s**... after marriage cos or tan?
I got a sunburn on the beach yesterday whilst reading about trigonometry.
...you should see my tan lines today
Hipparchus' girlfriend asked him, "How do I look today?"
He replied, "(tan c)/(sin c)"
Why do middle easterners always got that nice tan?
Because it's very sunni there!
Where does the cow go to get a tan?
Is-tan-bul
Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?
Cos the sine said so!
Why didn't the math professor teach during the summer?
She needed a tan
How'd the leprochaun get a tan?
Cirrhosis.
How does a mathematician get a tan?
They just do sin/cos
[Calculus Joke] Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?
Because secant tan
What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
How do black people tan?
Holding their hands up
Today I found Jesus in my life. Let me tell you about him.
He is tan with a thick black mustache, and eyes so brown they make your soul melt. He is my gardner, the best I have ever employed.
Two potatoes (no Latvians)
So two potatoes are sitting on the beach relaxing and one starts going on about how he doesn't need sunscreen and how he has such a nice tan. The other potato fed up yells at him "I'm trying to relax, quit your yammering".
What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?
A Meringue - a - tan.
One pair of underpants meets another in the washing machine
"Hey there, long time no see, you been on vacation? You got tan!"
Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?
He didn't want people to see his tan lines.
I went off on a tan gent once
He was wasting all his time at the beach
Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?
He was too concerned with the tan gent.
What do triangles do in the summer?
They tan.
For their honeymoon, Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine
Went to the beach and got a Tan. When they went back home, it took a Sec to find they needed a Cot.
A friend of mine said he was really surprised at how much we've discovered about trigonometric functions.
Well we've had a lot of time to study them, I responded, Cos' they're older tan sin.
Im still trying to convince him I'm telling the truth, cos e can't believe how long they've been around.
Why do Afghan people have light brown skin?
Because Afghan is tan
Why are Irish girls bad a trigonometry?
Because they can't tan.
What the trigonometry teacher get on holiday?
A tan.
Why did the sine wave?
Cos Tan waved first.
What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?
A redhead who can tan.
What's the difference between a Trump interview ad-lib, and a Person of Color?
One's a tangent; the other a tan gent.
I do my trigonometry outside...
cos tan.
What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.