Neither, they're both stuck up cunts.
None. They're all stuck up cunts
Find a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.
Nothing! They were all stuck up bitches...
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts.
I literally traded a homeless guy a cigarette for that joke. Worth it.
Nothing, they're both stuck-up cunts.
She has no idea what it is, but she knows what you can do with it.
Swim, ride, hike, dance, play tennis, ...
When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear.
Hand her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"
Give him a used tampon and ask which period it's from.
A vampire walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar. When the bartender asks what he'll have to drink the vampire replies, "a glass of hot water." The bartender a bit confused asks, "I thought you vampires drank blood?" The vampire proceeds to pull out a used tampon and replies, "I'm having tea."
because they're both stuck up cunts
Doctor: So how did this happen?
Woman: I don't know, I mean I didn't get them from the store as usual, I saw a special deal on eBay, a hundred boxes for $1!
Doctor: A hundred boxes for $1? Didn't that sound suspiciously cheap to you?
Woman: Well I thought that too, so I checked the entire listing and it said plain and clear
One hundred boxes of tampons for $1...
...no strings attached!
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a shot of hot blood.
15 minutes later, a second vampire walks in and does the same.
Not soon after, a third vampire walks in and orders a hot cup of water.
"Why the cup of water?" the other two asked.
He then pulled out a used tampon and said, "I'm making tea."
My wife has wasted years campaigning for tampon companies to make sanitary products suitable for the 'larger' lady.
I'm trying to convince her that it's time to just throw in the towel.
Put a sock in it.
There's no openings at the moment, he said, but I'll see if I can pull some strings.
None of them. They were all stuck up cunts.
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.
In a good place, but at the wrong time.
Give him a bloody tampon and ask him what period its from.
Because they're stuck-up cunts.
My favorite mythical creature is the happy bitch in tampon commercials.
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it is from.
The bandaid, because the other two are stuck up cunts.
They are trying to find out what period it came from
So vampires don't burn their fingers while making tea.
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
He asks the bartender for a glass of hot water. The bartender brings over the glass of hot water and with a puzzled look asks "don't vampires drink blood?" "Yes" the vampire responds as he pulls a used tampon out of his coat and puts it in the glass "but today I just feel like having tea."
He approaches the barman. The barman asks, "what will it be?" The vampire asks for a mug of hot water. The barman confused asks "don't you folk drink blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea"
What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?
A tampon.
Two vampires sit down at a bar. The first vampire orders a glass of blood but the second one just asks for a cup of hot water.
The first vampire is surprised by this and remarks "Just water? Are you feeling alright?"
The second vampire waves him off and pulls a dripping tampon from his coat pocket "Yes yes I'm just in the mood for some tea!"
... they all sit down at the bar and the first vampire says, " I'll take a shot of O-", the bartender gives him his shot
"I'll take a cup of AB+ please" says the second vampire, the bartender gives him his blood and turns to the third vampire
"what do ya want?" asks the bartender
"can I get a cup of hot water?" says the third vampire. The bartender gives him a confused look but gets him his hot water and sets it infront of him
"what are ya gonna do with the water" asks the bartender.
The third vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea"
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