Tampax Jokes
24 tampax jokes and hilarious tampax puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tampax that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tampax Short Jokes
Short tampax jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tampax humour may include short deodorant jokes also.
- TIL the company Tampax donates their slightly defective tampons to women's prisons No strings attached
- Tampax has announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel. This is for the Christmas period only.
- Looks like I'm in the doghouse again.. Last night whilst the wife was asleep I swapped her tampax for a party popper.
No sense of humour whatsoever! - The art museum didn't like the box of Tampax I submitted... especially after I told them it was a period piece.
- I have a question about tampons Do they call it Tampax Pearl because it goes in their clam?
- The Tampax 300 It's memorial day and NASCAR is running the Tampax 300...
It's completely sold out but I knew someone who got me two tickets.
I had to pull a few strings, though. - Tampax are releasing a t**... with tinsel attached to it... It's for the Christmas period.
- Tampax is bringing out a special edition t**... and are replacing the string with tinsel.... It's only for the Christmas period.
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Tampax One Liners
Which tampax one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tampax? I can suggest the ones about bras and pads.
- Tampax has been protecting women for 80 years. That's quite a long period.
- I'm the hier to the Tampax fortune Soon I'll have more blood money than African warlords.
- Tampax: We're not the best thing... but we're next to it!
- What's a vampire's favorite brand of tea bags? Tampax
- The thing about Tampax is - they're not the best But they're definitely up there.
- What's worse than ants in your pants? Anthrax on Tampax
Credits: Eminem - Tampax are considering using tinsel instead of string Just for the Christmas period
- I feel like Tampax – at a good place, but wrong time…
- Did you hear about new product out from Tampax? The iPad.
Howlingly Hilarious Tampax Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about tampax you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sanitary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tampax pranks.
I want Tampax!
A little boy was asked by his mom what he would like for his birthday. He answered immediately: "I want Tampax!"
The mother was shocked, then asked him why in the world he would want that for his birthday.
"Because it says in the commercials that with Tampax you can go swimming, ride a horse, or go to a party any time you a want to.
