Tamp Jokes
32 tamp jokes and hilarious tamp puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tamp that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheerful Fun Tamp Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What is a good tamp joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Tampax has been protecting women for 80 years.
That's quite a long period.
Tampax has announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel.
This is for the Christmas period only.
Why do tampons have strings?
So vampires don't burn their fingers while making tea.
Why do tampons have strings attached?
So you can floss after you eat.
Alt ending: So the c**... can bungee jump.
t**... jokes
My girlfriend said she didn't think we were going to be able to have s**... tonight because she was on her period. I told her I would see if I could pull some strings and make it happen.
I want Tampax!
A little boy was asked by his mom what he would like for his birthday. He answered immediately: "I want Tampax!"
The mother was shocked, then asked him why in the world he would want that for his birthday.
"Because it says in the commercials that with Tampax you can go swimming, ride a horse, or go to a party any time you a want to.
Why do tampons have strings?
Because c**... like to bungee jump too.
Told this to my friend's dad.His answer:So you can floss when you're done eating.
Why was the t**... flying down the school hallway?
He was late for his next period.
Tampons
A man walks into a supermarket, asks the clerk where the Tampons are.
She told him Aisle 14.
He comes back a few minutes later with a big bag of large cotton b**......and some kite string.
Puzzled, the girl asks him if he wasn't the one asking for Tampons?
" it's a long story," he explains, "last night, the wife went to convenience store, and I asked her to get me a pak of cigarettes."
He continues, "she came back with a can of Prince Albert and some rolling papers, saying it was cheaper to roll my own....
Cause of death: COVID
Tampons on sale
A woman goes into the drug store and notices a large stack of tampons in the corner with a sign above saying: "Special Offer, Five Boxes for $2.50"
She says to the assistant. What's the catch"?
The assistant replies "It's a genuine offer, five boxes for $2.50, no strings attached.
What do a t**... and a redsox season ticket holder have in common?
Both have a great place to go but at a terrible time.
Tampax are releasing a t**... with tinsel attached to it...
It's for the Christmas period.
Why do tampons have strings?
So c**... can go bungee jumping
So there's this new t**......
So there's this new t**... in the store, and he's complaining about how he hates his job and wishes he was something better. His complaining starts to really annoy everyone when an older t**... walks up, slaps him, and looks him sternly in the eyes and says, "s**... it up."
What do two tampons walking down the road say to each other?
Nothing, they are both stuck up c*nts
Tampax: We're not the best thing...
but we're next to it!
What did one t**... say to the other t**...?
"wassup blud"
Why do tampons have strings?
Because c**... like to bungee jump
The t**... was invented by a man.
Let that sink in.
Q. What is Tampons new slogan?
A. We may not be #1 but we're up there!
Who do you not want to see with a t**...?
The Kool-Aid Man
If tampons are "sanitary napkins"...
...how unsanitary must regular napkins be?
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Tamp One Liners
Which tamp one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tamp? I can suggest the ones about taps and tic tac.
- I'm a guy, so I'm no expert, but shouldn't tampons be called tamp-ins?
- why do they even call them tampons?... tamp-ins, ladies. c'mon.
- What should you do with a burning Kotex? Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.
