The Best 4 Tamales Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tamales jokes. There are some tamales tortilla jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tamales veggie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tamales Jokes and Puns

A Mexican lying on his death bed

The sick Mexican was lying on his death bed. He had only hours to live when suddenly he smelled tamales. He loved tamales more than anything else in the world, especially his wife's tamales.
With every last bit of energy left in his body, the sick Mexican pulled himself out of bed, across the floor, down the hall, and into the kitchen. He saw that his wife was removing a fresh batch of tamales from the stove top. As he reached for one of the freshly made tamales, his wife smacked him in with a wooden spoon.

"Leave them alone, cabron, they're for the funeral."

Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas?

So they can have something to unwrap

Why do Mexicans make tamales for Christmas?

So all of the little ninos and ninas actually have something to unwrap.

Why do Guatemalans make tamales for Christmas?

So they at least have something to unwrap

Happy holidays !

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tamales droppings jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tamales tamale piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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