Tally Jokes

Funniest Tally Short Jokes

Short tally jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tally humour may include short tale jokes also.

1. Australia is doing phenomenally on the Olympic medal tally considering our population #1. USA: 318.9 million
   #2. China: 1.357 billion
   #3. Japan: 173.3 million
   #4. Australia: 48 as of last census
2. It's no longer legal to use hash marks to count in Afghanistan This is because of the new tally ban rule.
3. Did you hear that sports are no longer allowed to keep score in Afghanistan? It's a tally ban
4. Why can't schools in Afghanistan teach kids to count by drawn lines? Because of the tally ban
5. They have had to cancel this years Census in Afghanistan This is directly due to the tally-ban
6. I hear they're having trouble keeping track of people in Afghanistan Now that there's a tally ban
7. Somethings afoot My wife asked if she could count the digits on my feet..
   Toe-tally , I replied
8. Did you hear about the farmer who was diagnosed with Narcolepsy? Turns out he was just trying to keep a tally of his sheep.
9. How do you win one of Arizona's largest city's noodle counting contest? You've got to have the right Tempe-ramen-tally
10. What does an English p**... do, after having tea and crumpets? Tally h**....

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Tally One Liners

Which tally one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tally? I can suggest the ones about toll and totaled.

1. Why is it so hard to do inventory in Afghanistan? Because of the tally-ban.
2. Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan? because of the tally-ban
3. They can no longer count animals in Afghanistan Because there is a tally-ban
4. It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.
5. Why are voting results inaccurate in Afghanistan? It's because of the tally ban.
6. Why is it hard to keep score in Afghanistan? Because of the tally ban
7. Why can't you use strike-marks to count in Afghanistan? Because of the tally ban!
8. Why aren't you allowed to take inventories in afghanistan? Because of the Tally Ban.
9. Hey! Mr. Taliban.. ...tally me banana.
10. What do you call a teacher who doesn't allow the use of tally charts? Taliban.
11. What did the Chinese statistician use to tally the number of Swedish bands? An ABBAcus
12. Why is it so hard to give surveys in Afghanistan? Because of the tally-ban.
13. Arya Stark Is one toe tally awesome killer chick!
14. What do you call a fat person with Tally marks on their stomach? A tally tubby.
15. Why can't you do a supply inventory in Afghanistan? Because of the tally-ban!

Tally Ban Jokes

Here is a list of funny tally ban jokes and even better tally ban puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• In Afghanistan, they've made it i**... to count the votes cast in any election. It's the Tally Ban.
• There is a new t**... religion that hates addition The Tally Ban

Silly & Ridiculous Tally Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about tally you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tidy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tally pranks.