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Top 10 of the Funniest Tallest Jokes and Puns

Even 9/11 had its positives...

My house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks.

How tall is the worlds tallest midget?

6ft..

A Mexican, American and Japanese man are standing on the top of the world's tallest building...

They are told to throw off something their country has a lot of.

The Japanese man goes first: he throws off sushi.

The Mexican then proceeds to throw off tacos.

And then the American pushes the Mexican off.

Tallest joke, A Mexican, American and Japanese man are standing on the top of the world's tallest building...

Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.


A black man and a white man are arguing about whether God is black or white

They decided to climb to the top of the tallest mountain and call out to God with the hopes of getting a response.

"God! Are you white or black?"

"I am who I am!" comes a booming response.

"See," says the white guy. "He is white!"

"Why would you assume that?!" asks the black guy. "He could just as easily be black!"

"If he was black, he would say, 'I is who I is."

I own the tallest horse in town.

When I sit on it, I understand what it's like to be a vegan.

Tallest joke, I own the tallest horse in town.

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

Racist Joke

White Black Hispanic and Asian man standing on the tallest mountain. Asian man steps up and say ''this is for my people'' and jumps off the mountain, Hispanic man steps up and screams ''this is for my people'' and jumps off the mountain, black man steps up and yell ''this is for my people'' and grabs the white man and throws him off the mountain.

Osama Bin Laden's son comes home from school crying...

He asks him: "What's wrong son, what happened?"

"The teacher asked the class what the tallest building in New York is, and I got the answer wrong."

"Why, what did you answer?"

"The Empire State Building."

"Don't worry son, daddy will take care of it."

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9/11, Perfect day to make an insensitive repost

Osama bin Laden's son came home from school crying. Osama asked, "why are you crying my son".

His son replied, "today our teacher asked us what the tallest building in America is. I said it's the Empire State Building and the whole class laughed at me."

"Don't worry son, I'll handle this."

Jesus and Mohammad are debating religion.

Jesus, with a smug smile, says: "My faith can move the tallest of mountains."

Mohammad confidently replies: "How well does it do with skyscrapers, brotha?"

What's the tallest building in [insert your town/city here]

The Library, it has the most stories......

Which is the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has many stories.

Okay, I'll show myself out.

What kind of building is the tallest?

Libraries, because they have the most stories!

Tallest joke, What kind of building is the tallest?

Osama bin laden's son came back home from school one day in tears.

Osama asked: "What's wrong?"

His son said: "Our teacher asked me what the tallest building in new york is, and I got it wrong."

Osama replied: "What did you say?"

His son: "The empire state building."

Osama: "Don't worry son, i'll take care of it."

I'm not the tallest guy, so when I left university and applied for the job I wanted, I put down that I was a dwarf on my resume, hoping that being some type of minority would help me...

I didn't get the job though.

The interviewer just said that I was selling myself short.

9 out of 10 of the worlds tallest buildings are being constructed in asia

They must be compensating for something


I tried climbing the tallest mountain in the world

But I hardly ever rest

The Tallest Building

People say the Burj Khalifa is the tallest building.

But in fact my library is because is has more stories.

What was the tallest building in the Soviet Union?

KGB Headquarters. You could see Siberia from the basement.

Who is World Tallest Vampire

Count Everest.

What's the tallest piece of furniture?

The bookcase. It has the most stories

I drove past a billboard promoting Niagara Falls as the tallest waterfall in the world...

Turns out it was falls advertising.

10 september 2001

The child of Bin Laden comes home grumpy. His dad asks him "what happened?". "Today I got an F in geography class". "And what did she ask you?". "What's the tallest building from New York and I said Empire State Building". "Eh, don't cry over it, I'll take care of that for you."

How tall is the worlds tallest amputee?

About a foot shorter than the tallest man.

What do you call it when the tallest man in the world gets circumcised?

A cut above the rest.

I have always managed to be the tallest person on my block.

But it has meant moving to smaller and smaller blocks a number of times.

Yer dads

Yer dads the tallest Muslim in Scotland, he's called Mind Jaheed.

What is considered the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has so many stories

This news just in: The worlds tallest man has lost a fight with a storm.

In my opinion he shouldn't have let the lightning strike first.

What's the tallest building in your city ?

The library because it has the most stories.

Kids Argue who's dad is tallest!

Three kids showing off whos dad is tallest,

Kid 1 : my dad is as tall as empire state building.

Kid 2 : oh yeah? Well my dad is taller than the sky, even higher than the moon.

Kid 3: oh yeah? Does your dad reach and touch the planets up there?

Kid 2 : yeah of course

Kid 3: those are my dads balls.

Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?

It's a real Eiffel.

Whats the tallest building in the world ?

The library , cause it has the most stories.

Four little boys brag whose dad is the tallest.

The first boy says: my dad is taller than a tree!

The second boy says: my dad is taller than a mountain!

The third boy says: my dad is so tall that if he stands on the tips of his toes he can reach the stars!

The fourth boys says: and those are large?

\-Yeah.

\-Round?

\-Yeah?

\-Warm?

\-..Yeah, so?

\-...Those are my dad's balls.

What do you call the world's tallest cow ?

I can't tell you: The Steaks are too high

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