Tallest Jokes
63 tallest jokes and hilarious tallest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tallest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tallest Short Jokes
Short tallest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tallest humour may include short largest jokes also.
- Which is the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has many stories.
Okay, I'll show myself out. - I own the tallest horse in town. When I sit on it, I understand what it's like to be a vegan.
- I drove past a billboard promoting Niagara Falls as the tallest waterfall in the world... Turns out it was falls advertising.
- Even 9/11 had its positives... My house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks.
- What do you call it when the tallest man in the world gets circumcised? A cut above the rest.
- What is considered the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has so many stories
- How are you going to celebrate 9-11? I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
- Jesus and Mohammad are debating religion. Jesus, with a smug smile, says: "My faith can move the tallest of mountains."
Mohammad confidently replies: "How well does it do with skyscrapers, brotha?" - Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models? Nobody, he had no one to look up to.
- What was the tallest building in the Soviet Union? KGB Headquarters. You could see Siberia from the basement.
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Tallest One Liners
Which tallest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tallest? I can suggest the ones about biggest and longest.
- What kind of building is the tallest? Libraries, because they have the most stories!
- Whats the tallest building in the world ? The library , cause it has the most stories.
- How tall is the worlds tallest amputee? About a foot shorter than the tallest man.
- What do you call the world's tallest cow ? I can't tell you: The Steaks are too high
- Libraries are the tallest buildings Because they have the most stories
- Before Everest was discovered what was the tallest mountain?? Everest.
- I just met the tallest man in the world! He's a pretty upstanding guy.
- Which vampire is the tallest one? Count Everest
- What's the tallest building in your city ? The library because it has the most stories.
- I tried climbing the tallest mountain in the world But I hardly ever rest
- Have you heard of the tallest tower in France? It's a real Eiffel.
- Who is World Tallest Vampire Count Everest.
- What's the tallest piece of furniture? The bookcase. It has the most stories
- Why was the tallest man in the world troubled? Because he had no one to look up to.
- What is the tallest building in the world? A library- it has the most stories!
World Tallest Jokes
Here is a list of funny world tallest jokes and even better world tallest puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world? Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!
- This news just in: The worlds tallest man has lost a fight with a storm. In my opinion he shouldn't have let the lightning strike first.
- Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world?
A: The library, because it has so many stories. - Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world?
A: The library, because it has so many stories. - 9 out of 10 of the worlds tallest buildings are being constructed in asia They must be compensating for something
- How tall is the worlds tallest midget? 6ft..
- Photos: World's tallest man meets world's shortest man
Tallest Building Jokes
Here is a list of funny tallest building jokes and even better tallest building puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the tallest building in [insert your town/city here] The Library, it has the most stories......
- The Tallest Building People say the Burj Khalifa is the tallest building.
But in fact my library is because is has more stories. - Just finished building the deepest well in England. Got the plans wrong way round, started work on the tallest lighthouse.
Cheeky Tallest Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about tallest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean greatest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tallest pranks.
A Mexican, American and Japanese man are standing on the top of the world's tallest building...
They are told to throw off something their country has a lot of.
The Japanese man goes first: he throws off sushi.
The Mexican then proceeds to throw off tacos.
And then the American pushes the Mexican off.
A black man and a white man are arguing about whether God is black or white
They decided to climb to the top of the tallest mountain and call out to God with the hopes of getting a response.
"God! Are you white or black?"
"I am who I am!" comes a booming response.
"See," says the white guy. "He is white!"
"Why would you assume that?!" asks the black guy. "He could just as easily be black!"
"If he was black, he would say, 'I is who I is."
Racist Joke
White Black Hispanic and Asian man standing on the tallest mountain. Asian man steps up and say ''this is for my people'' and jumps off the mountain, Hispanic man steps up and screams ''this is for my people'' and jumps off the mountain, black man steps up and yell ''this is for my people'' and grabs the white man and throws him off the mountain.
o**... Bin Laden's son comes home from school crying...
He asks him: "What's wrong son, what happened?"
"The teacher asked the class what the tallest building in New York is, and I got the answer wrong."
"Why, what did you answer?"
"The Empire State Building."
"Don't worry son, daddy will take care of it."
9/11, Perfect day to make an insensitive repost
o**... bin Laden's son came home from school crying. o**... asked, "why are you crying my son".
His son replied, "today our teacher asked us what the tallest building in America is. I said it's the Empire State Building and the whole class laughed at me."
"Don't worry son, I'll handle this."
o**... bin laden's son came back home from school one day in tears.
o**... asked: "What's wrong?"
His son said: "Our teacher asked me what the tallest building in new york is, and I got it wrong."
o**... replied: "What did you say?"
His son: "The empire state building."
o**...: "Don't worry son, i'll take care of it."
I'm not the tallest guy, so when I left university and applied for the job I wanted, I put down that I was a dwarf on my resume, hoping that being some type of minority would help me...
I didn't get the job though.
The interviewer just said that I was selling myself short.
10 september 2001
The child of Bin Laden comes home grumpy. His dad asks him "what happened?". "Today I got an F in geography class". "And what did she ask you?". "What's the tallest building from New York and I said Empire State Building". "Eh, don't cry over it, I'll take care of that for you."
Kids Argue who's dad is tallest!
Three kids showing off whos dad is tallest,
Kid 1 : my dad is as tall as empire state building.
Kid 2 : oh yeah? Well my dad is taller than the sky, even higher than the moon.
Kid 3: oh yeah? Does your dad reach and touch the planets up there?
Kid 2 : yeah of course
Kid 3: those are my dads b**....
Four little boys brag whose dad is the tallest.
The first boy says: my dad is taller than a tree!
The second boy says: my dad is taller than a mountain!
The third boy says: my dad is so tall that if he stands on the tips of his toes he can reach the stars!
The fourth boys says: and those are large?
\-Yeah.
\-Round?
\-Yeah?
\-Warm?
\-..Yeah, so?
\-...Those are my dad's b**....
I was out mowing my lawn...
I was out mowing my lawn. When I had to stop and refill the mower with gasoline.
The gas can broke and spilled gasoline into a puddle. I went to get some absorbent to clean up the mess but found the local stray cat had lapped up all that spilled gasoline.
I tried catch it, but it went racing around the block, then back into my yard and right up my tallest tree. Then fell right off the top of the tree.
Feeling bad I took the cat to the vet, the doctor gave the cat an exam and I finally asked, "Is the cat alright?"
The doctor replied, "the cat is fine, it just ran out of gas."
[Request] Self deprecating joke about height for wedding
Long story short, I am officiating a wedding between the 2 tallest and most stunning friends I have. I am about 5'9 VS his 6'4 I would like to make some jab about them not being able to get anyone taller or when they asked me i immediately started thinking about how tall of a stool I would need to find and bring with. Just nothing seems all that funny, any ideas? Sorry if this is the wrong subreddit, feel free to delete!
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