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He asks him: "What's wrong son, what happened?"
"The teacher asked the class what the tallest building in New York is, and I got the answer wrong."
"Why, what did you answer?"
"The Empire State Building."
"Don't worry son, daddy will take care of it."
Libraries, because they have the most stories!
The child of Bin Laden comes home grumpy. His dad asks him "what happened?". "Today I got an F in geography class". "And what did she ask you?". "What's the tallest building from New York and I said Empire State Building". "Eh, don't cry over it, I'll take care of that for you."
The library, because it has many stories.
Okay, I'll show myself out.
My house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks.
The library , cause it has the most stories.
They are told to throw off something their country has a lot of.
The Japanese man goes first: he throws off sushi.
The Mexican then proceeds to throw off tacos.
And then the American pushes the Mexican off.
The library, because it has so many stories
Osama bin Laden's son came home from school crying. Osama asked, "why are you crying my son".
His son replied, "today our teacher asked us what the tallest building in America is. I said it's the Empire State Building and the whole class laughed at me."
"Don't worry son, I'll handle this."
The library because it has the most stories.
Three kids showing off whos dad is tallest,
Kid 1 : my dad is as tall as empire state building.
Kid 2 : oh yeah? Well my dad is taller than the sky, even higher than the moon.
Kid 3: oh yeah? Does your dad reach and touch the planets up there?
Kid 2 : yeah of course
Kid 3: those are my dads balls.
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KGB Headquarters. You could see Siberia from the basement.
Osama asked: "What's wrong?"
His son said: "Our teacher asked me what the tallest building in new york is, and I got it wrong."
Osama replied: "What did you say?"
His son: "The empire state building."
Osama: "Don't worry son, i'll take care of it."
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Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world?
A: The library, because it has so many stories.
The Library, it has the most stories......
Got the plans wrong way round, started work on the tallest lighthouse.
Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world?
A: The library, because it has so many stories.
People say the Burj Khalifa is the tallest building.
But in fact my library is because is has more stories.
They must be compensating for something
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