Tallest Building Jokes
15 tallest building jokes and hilarious tallest building puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tallest building that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Tallest Building Short Jokes
Short tallest building jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tallest building humour may include short world tallest jokes also.
- Which is the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has many stories.
Okay, I'll show myself out. - Even 9/11 had its positives... My house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks.
- What was the tallest building in the Soviet Union? KGB Headquarters. You could see Siberia from the basement.
- What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world? Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!
- What's the tallest building in [insert your town/city here] The Library, it has the most stories......
- The Tallest Building People say the Burj Khalifa is the tallest building.
But in fact my library is because is has more stories. - Just finished building the deepest well in England. Got the plans wrong way round, started work on the tallest lighthouse.
- 9 out of 10 of the worlds tallest buildings are being constructed in asia They must be compensating for something
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Tallest Building One Liners
Which tallest building one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tallest building? I can suggest the ones about skyscraper and twin towers.
- What kind of building is the tallest? Libraries, because they have the most stories!
Delightful Fun Tallest Building Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about tallest building you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean apartment building jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tallest building pranks.
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o**... Bin Laden's son comes home from school crying...
He asks him: "What's wrong son, what happened?"
"The teacher asked the class what the tallest building in New York is, and I got the answer wrong."
"Why, what did you answer?"
"The Empire State Building."
"Don't worry son, daddy will take care of it."
10 september 2001
The child of Bin Laden comes home grumpy. His dad asks him "what happened?". "Today I got an F in geography class". "And what did she ask you?". "What's the tallest building from New York and I said Empire State Building". "Eh, don't cry over it, I'll take care of that for you."
A Mexican, American and Japanese man are standing on the top of the world's tallest building...
They are told to throw off something their country has a lot of.
The Japanese man goes first: he throws off sushi.
The Mexican then proceeds to throw off tacos.
And then the American pushes the Mexican off.
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Kids Argue who's dad is tallest!
Three kids showing off whos dad is tallest,
Kid 1 : my dad is as tall as empire state building.
Kid 2 : oh yeah? Well my dad is taller than the sky, even higher than the moon.
Kid 3: oh yeah? Does your dad reach and touch the planets up there?
Kid 2 : yeah of course
Kid 3: those are my dads b**....
Joe was at a bar at the tallest building in the world...
...having a drink, when a very intoxicated man next to him started talking to him...
"Hey, did you know that the winds up here are so strong that if you jump out, they'll push you right back in?"
Joe responds "no way!"
Drunk guy says " yes way, here I'll show you"
And with that, he jumps out the window and sure enough, he's swept back into the bar.
Joe is flabbergasted. The drunk guy goes "here, I'll do it again", and sure enough, after he jumps out, he's swept back in.
Joe is so impressed, that he's like "wow! I gotta try" and jumps out the window...falling to his death.
The bartender serves the intoxicated mans, sadly shaking his head, "you're a mean man when you're drunk Superman."
