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63 taller jokes and hilarious taller puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about taller that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article offers a unique look at life from the perspective of someone who is taller or smaller than average. Included are jokes that help put a greater measure of the situation into perspective. Read on for some funny and insightful Taller Jokes!

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Funniest Taller Short Jokes

Short taller jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The taller humour may include short tallest jokes also.

  1. Why did the emu lose all his friends when he grew a few feet taller? Because he was ostrich sized.
  2. Some say... Some say that the average Russian soldier is two feet taller than the average ukrainian solder. Others say that raised arms don't count.
  3. I went to see the ballet, and.. ..all the dancers were standing on tiptoe.
    I said,"Why don't they just get taller dancers?"
  4. Spaces between ladder rungs have increased because people are getting taller Manufacturers claim it's due to climb it change.
  5. The gap between rungs on a ladder has increased because people have become taller. This is officially known as climb it change.
  6. After seeing his first ballet at age 6, his parents asked him how he liked it. It was good, but you know all those girls who were on their tippy-toes? Why don't they just get *taller girls?*
  7. You go to the ballet and you see girls dancing on their tiptoes. Why don't they just get taller girls?
  8. Life is like a basketball... It has its ups and downs and is controlled by people that are taller and make more money than you.
  9. Vincent Price was taller than Katie Price, and heavier than Alan Price I learned this on a price comparison site.
  10. Apparently women prefer men who are taller than them. So I guess it could be said that tall women have higher standards.

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Taller One Liners

Which taller one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with taller? I can suggest the ones about mean tall and two tall.

  1. Did you know taller people Sleep longer in bed
  2. Told the Dr I just can't grow any taller She says I will have to be a little patient.
  3. I'm 12 feet taller than my grandparents. I'm 6 feet tall and they're 6 feet under.
  4. Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes? Could they not hire taller dancers?
  5. I like to date intelligent girls who are taller than me. It keeps me on my toes.
  6. What do you call a black person who is taller than you? Bigger
  7. I'm taller than my grandpa I'm 5.3 ft and he's -6 ft
  8. The discriminatory ant colony banished all ants over 4 mm tall They had no taller ants
  9. My friend told me I was suddenly getting taller Turned out he was pulling my leg
  10. How do mesquite trees get taller? They stand on their mesqui-toes!
  11. What gets easier as you get taller? Washing your junk in the sink
  12. Bigamy. Like the real me, just taller.
  13. I'm gonna get a tattoo over my whole body. Of me, but taller.
  14. I have a simple solution to promote higher education, build taller schools.
  15. To much milk hurts insects It causes black toes in taller ants

Getting Taller Jokes

Here is a list of funny getting taller jokes and even better getting taller puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Daniel Gabriel gets in line for a roller coaster... ... the attendant says, "sorry, but you must be a bit taller to ride."
    "It's okay, I'm *Fahrenheit*," replied Daniel Gabriel.
  • Unemployed people rose by 2% from last year. I guess they're getting taller.
  • Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about taller can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of taller puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Quirky and Hilarious Taller Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about taller you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean foot tall jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make taller prank.

A farmer couldn't tell his two horses apart...

...so he tried cutting the tail off one horse. This was no good because the tail grew right back. Then he cut the mane off the other horse. This didn't work either, because the mane grew back. Finally he measured them and found that the white horse was two inches taller than the black horse.

As a tall person...

Study finds that shorter men will live longer but taller men have a higher shelf life.

Me: looks like taco bells closed, sign says short staff

Dad: well d**...! They should have hired taller people!!

A very curious kid

Kid: Papa, are you growing taller all the time?
Father: No, my child. Why do you ask?
Kid: Because the top of your head is poking up through your hair.

Ants can float on water using their toes. But why can't larger ants float on milk?

Because they lack toes in taller ants.

I went to the doctor today for a checkup and he showed me on a chart that I'm 20 pounds overweight.

But, I pointed out that using his very same data, *I'm not overweight.* I just need to be 3 inches taller.

A girl won't date me because she'd be taller than me when she wears heels

It's her sole reason.

Not your dairy insect

An ant was walking around when it found a 5inch ant of his very same species:
- Why are youso big, it asked
- I drink a lot of milk
"Lactose in taller ant"

Kids Argue who's dad is tallest!

Three kids showing off whos dad is tallest,
Kid 1 : my dad is as tall as empire state building.
Kid 2 : oh yeah? Well my dad is taller than the sky, even higher than the moon.
Kid 3: oh yeah? Does your dad reach and touch the planets up there?
Kid 2 : yeah of course
Kid 3: those are my dads b**....

My wife asked me if I was surprised by how little people change.

I said I have never seen them change but that I didn't think the process would be any different for them than it is for taller people.

Two men are sitting at a table.

o**... says, "I have ants"
The second guy replies, "Yeah, but my ants are taller than yours."
So the first guy now says 'Well, I have a tube of glue!",
To which the second guy replies, "And... I have an entire tin of it."
Finally, the first guy says "I have bread."
Unable to beat the first guy any longer, the second guy says "I can't handle that with my glue tin 'n taller ants."

Four little boys brag whose dad is the tallest.

The first boy says: my dad is taller than a tree!
The second boy says: my dad is taller than a mountain!
The third boy says: my dad is so tall that if he stands on the tips of his toes he can reach the stars!
The fourth boys says: and those are large?
\-Yeah.
\-Round?
\-Yeah?
\-Warm?
\-..Yeah, so?
\-...Those are my dad's b**....

Growing Up

My son, Bob, was only 5 feet, 8 inches tall when he left for college in the fall. He worked through the Christmas holidays and didn't return home again until the February break.
When he got off the plane, I was stunned at how much taller he looked. Measuring him at home, I discovered he now stood at 5 feet, 11 inches. My son was as surprised as I. "Couldn't you tell by your clothes that you'd grown?" I asked him.
"Since I've been doing my own laundry," he replied, "I just figured everything had shrunk."

Two friends are arguing...

"Look, I have a colony of ants!"
"Well, I have taller ants than you"
"Oh, well I have a tube of glue"
"Hah, I have an entire tin"
"I got bread!"
"Argh, you win! I can't handle that bread with my glue tin 'n' taller ants"

Two friends were comparing their belongings

The first guy goes: 'i have ants'
The second guy : 'well i have taller ants'
The first guy : 'well i got a tube of glue'
The second guy : 'and i have an entire tin of it'
The first guy: 'i got bread as well'
The second guy: 'ugh you win, i can't handle that with my glue tin 'n taller ants.'

The lobby of my local Dairy Queen was closed due to short staff.

They should've hired taller employees
(Joke brought to you by my 9yo sister)

Leading entomologists experimenting with ant larvae have reported that while the introduction of milk-born disaccharides increased their height by 31%, it also inhibited tarsus growth by 47%.

The study concluded that the resulting specimens lack toes in taller ants.

Asked my 2 and half year old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "Taller."

I dont know if this counts as a dad joke, but it was one of his first jokes hes ever made where I chuckled and I had never heard it before!

A friend of mine cut off the tip of ants feet and attached stilts to their legs.

Now he has lack toes and taller ants...

My 12yo son hasn't hit his growth spurt, and was asked out by a girl. "But dad, she's too tall!" he complained. I replied, there's two great things about dating a taller girl:

Hugs.
(He blushed and walked a away. Got him!)

A man walks up to a chiropractor

and says, doc my back is fine!
the chiropractor then proceeds to crack his back in several places. Afterwards, the man feels relief and is standing several inches taller. He says I stand corrected

"I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl.."

"Ok, that's three," interrupted the genie.

[Request] Self deprecating joke about height for wedding

Long story short, I am officiating a wedding between the 2 tallest and most stunning friends I have. I am about 5'9 VS his 6'4 I would like to make some jab about them not being able to get anyone taller or when they asked me i immediately started thinking about how tall of a stool I would need to find and bring with. Just nothing seems all that funny, any ideas? Sorry if this is the wrong subreddit, feel free to delete!

Did you know that when ants are young, they have small appendages at the ends of their legs?

They lose them as they get larger, and they also begin to produce the same proteins found in milk.
They lack toes in taller ants.

Taller joke, The gap between rungs on a ladder has increased because people have become taller.

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