Tall Women Jokes
21 tall women jokes and hilarious tall women puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tall women that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tall Women Short Jokes
Short tall women jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tall women humour may include short tall people jokes also.
- Men call short women "petite". What do women call short men? Um, yeh, they don't call.
Source: I'm not a tall man. - Apparently women prefer men who are taller than them. So I guess it could be said that tall women have higher standards.
- Apparently women like tall men as it makes them feel protected. That's probably why men like thin women, so they can see predators sneaking up behind the women.
- My dads favorite dumb joke Astronauts land on a planet inhabited by beautiful women who are10 feet tall. They approach the women and say "take me to your ladder, ill see your leader later"
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Tall Women One Liners
Which tall women one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tall women? I can suggest the ones about tall girl and tall girl tall.
- I like my women like I like my beer Tall, red, cold, and bitter.
- I like my women like the World Trade Centers Tall, hot, and going down
- You are so tall in my eyes that they can't rise higher than your waist.
- I like my women like I like my pool tables... Fast, loose, and three feet tall.
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What funny jokes about tall women you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tall jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tall women pranks.
Four Catholic women are talking about their sons while having coffee together
The first woman says My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone says 'Father.'
The second says My sons is a bishop. When he walks into a room, everyone says 'Your Grace.'
The third says My son is a Cardinal. When he walks into a room, everyone says 'Your Eminence.'
The fourth just quietly sips her coffee, and the other three give her a well, what about you? type look.
The fourth woman finally says My son is a handsome, 7-foot-tall firefighter. When he walks into a room, everyone says 'Oh. My. God.'
I like my women like i like my coffee...
...Always there to brighten my morning
...Decaffeinated
...Black and strong
...Tall
...Grande
...Brazilian
...With sauce
...Twice before I leave the house
...Right before I smoke
...Bitter and cold
...At the end of the day, scraped off the bottom of a p**...
...Slow roasted
...Ground up in my freezer
...With boiling water poured over them
...Light and sweet
...A day old
Dwarfs and s**... Harassment
Dawn, a tall attractive office assistant complains to human relations in her firm that every time she goes to the photocopier a nearby worker named Philbert comes up close to her and says "Mmm, your hair smells nice." Hermagrude, the kind , wise human relations officer says placatingly, "Well Dawn, many women would treat that as a compliment, perhaps you could see it that way?" Dawn replies, "well normally I might but Philbert is a dwarf."
As someone died, Saint. Peter gave him a tour to the new place.
While wandering he sees an old familiar guy who was accompanied by a very ugly woman.
He asks Saint Peter: "But how does the man walks around with a woman like that when he spent his life with the most beautiful women?"
"Oh my child, he killed a pigeon when he was alive and now he is being punished."
They walk further down, and meets another friend with a frighteningly ugly women.
"Holy God but he was circulated only by models when he was alive, how come he withstands this now?"
"O my child that man killed two pigeons when he was alive."
They continued wandering and suddenly he sees someone who was so ugly and s**... and never had any woman when he lived.
But he was accompanied by THE WOMAN!
Extra tall and hotty.
The man lost his mind.
"Holy God, but such an ugly face with such a gorgeous woman?"
"Yes my son, but this hotty burned the whole pigeon house, when she was alive!"
During a fire, a women was stuck on the 4th floor with her baby.
Fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother refused. Things looked grim until a tall, well-built man burst through the crowd and shouted to the woman. He said that he was a professional football player and that he could catch the baby safely. After a few minutes more of reassurances by the man, the mother finally let the child drop. The football player made a breathtaking catch, and everybody cheered. At that moment the man suddenly raised the child high in the air, spiked it on the ground and screamed, "Touchdown!"
Four women were talking to one another about their sons, whom all were men of the cloth
The first woman said, "I'm so proud of my son. He's a monsignor, and when he enters the room, everyone calls him 'His Holiness.'" The second woman said, "My son is a Cardinal, and everyone calls him 'His Excellence' when he enters a room." The third woman said, "My son is a bishop, and when he enters a room, they say, 'His Emminence has entered the room.'" The fourth woman said, "My son is only a preist, but he's 6' 7" tall and 360 pounds and when he enters a room everyone says 'Oh my God!'"
Women are Never Happy
A woman and her girlfriends are staying at a ladies only hotel for the bachelorette party when the male manager of the hotel says: "if you'd like ladies, you may go to each floor, see what they have to offer, and choose your rooms accordingly. Just remember, you can only go up a floor, not back to an old one."
When the get to the first floor the sign says: full of short, fat, unattractive, s**... men. "let's go to the next floor up."
The second floor sign says: Full of short, buff, attractive, dumb men. "let's go to the next floor".
The third floor sign says: full of tall, unattractive, smart men. "Let's see what's on the next floor" the bride to be says.
On the fourth floor the sign read: full of tall, attractive, smart men for all your personal desires. The ladies decide they want to stay on the fourth floor until they see that the elevator will take them to a fifth floor. "Let's see what kind of hunky men are on the fifth floor".
The fifth floor sign reads: this hotel proves that no matter what the circumstances, women are never satisfied with what's in front of them.
Three women on vacation come across a tall
building...
Three women are on vacation and they come across a tall building with a sign that says "Women Only." The women ask the doorman about it. The doorman says, "This building is full of single men waiting to get married to the first woman who walks through the door. Each floor's men is better than the last. But be careful, because once you leave a floor, you can't go back."
The women all decide to go into the building.
On the first floor, there's a sign that says "All the men on this floor are ugly and poor." The women laugh and move on. The door closes and locks behind them.
On the second floor, the sign says, "All the men on this floor are ugly and rich." The women agree that it's an improvement, but move on. The door closes and locks behind them.
On the third floor, the sign says "All the men on this floor are handsome and poor." The woman like that, but move on to the next. The door closes and locks behind them.
On the third floor, the sign says, "All the men on this floor are handsome and rich." The woman get really excited, and race up to the next floor. The door closes and locks behind them.
The fourth floor is completely empty except for a sign that says, "There are no men on this floor. This floor is just here to show that women are never satisfied."
You just can't please them
So three women were walking through town, when suddenly they spotted a building named, "Free Single Men". Desperate for love, the three women go inside. In the lobby, there stood a man who said (while pointing at an elevator across the room), "This building has 5 more floors. Each one with a different kind of man. Enjoy". The women proceed to enter the elevator. When they got to the first floor, a sign read, "This floor contains short, fat men". The women then went to the second floor. There a sign read, "This floor contains short, skinny men". The women then went to the 3rd floor, where the sign read, "This floor has tall, fat men". Then they went to the 4th floor, where the sign read, "This floor contains tall, skinny men". But when they got to the 5th floor, it was empty. The only thing there was a sign that read, "There are no men on this floor. This floor was created to prove the fact that there is no way to please a woman.