Talkie Jokes

Funniest Talkie Short Jokes

Short talkie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The talkie humour may include short talking dog jokes also.

1. Girl: "Come over" Guy: "I'm coming over"
   Girl: "We should stop using walkie talkies in bed, over."
   
2. Guy: I'm hungover Girl: Stop flirting with me on the walkie talkies, someone's gonna hear us. Over.
3. So I bought myself and my girlfriend walkie talkies Gf: You're too childish, this isn't working and it's over
   
   Me: Sorry, this isn't working and it's what? Over
4. I broke up with my girlfriend via walkie talkie She didn't get it, no matter how many times I said it was over.
5. What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.
6. I bought my wife and I Walkie-Talkies for our anniversary but I can't tell if she likes them. Wife: "We don't need Walkie-Talkies, this marriage is over."
   Me: "This marriage is what? Over."
7. "Jack, you spend too much time on your walkie talkie, this relationship is over!" "This relationship is what? Over."
8. A walkie-talkie invited a lump of coal to dinner and a movie. Classic example of radio-carbon dating.
9. A Conversation over Walkie-Talkies Her: This relationship is over!
   Me: This relationship is what? Over.
10. Guy: I'm hungover Girl: Stop trying to flirt with me over the walkie-talkie, someone will hear. Over.

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Talkie One Liners

Which talkie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with talkie? I can suggest the ones about movie and lost in translation.

1. How do people from Wisconsin communicate with each other? Milwaukee-talkies
2. What do you call a cross between a centipede and a parrot A walkie-talkie
3. What do you get when you cross an avocado with a two way radio? A Guackie-talkie
4. I want to post a walkie talkie joke But I need to think it, over.
5. I told my girlfriend to come over. She asked me to stop using walkie talkies in bed over.
6. From my 7-year-old: What type of phone does a hawk use? A hawkie talkie.
7. How Do Avocados Communicate? With Guac-ie-talkies!
8. What do you call a caterpillar with a phone? A Walkie Talkie
9. I took my parrot for a walk once It was a walkie talkie
10. What did Iron man say to Captain America on the walkie talkie? Steve, Roger that?
11. How do wheelchair users communicate at long distances? Not with walkie talkies
12. What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate? A wookiee talkie.
13. What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use? Squawky-talkies!
14. What do you call a paraplegic's cell phone? A can't walkie talkie
15. Do you know how we call a "walkie talkie" in french ? A talkie walkie.

Walkie Talkie Jokes

Here is a list of funny walkie talkie jokes and even better walkie talkie puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• wife: "is this really your idea of an anniversary present?" me: \[on the other walkie talkie\] "you didn't say over, over"
• I don't understand all the fuss about getting rid of guns in America. Just do what Steven Speilberg did. Replace all the guns with walkie-talkies. Not that hard!
• If a walkie-talkie is called 'walkie-talkie'... ... then why isn't a vaccuum cleaner called 'pushy-sucky'?
• Talking to the girlfriend I was trying to talk to my girlfriend on a pair of walkie talkies the other day, but she just kept making static noises.
  I think we're breaking up
• My wife was fed up watching me play with walkie talkie everytime. So she said , "Our relationship is over" I replied, "our relationship is what?". Over.
• If the man who made walkie-talkies named a few other objects: Laxitives: passy-gassy
  Loofah: cleanie-beanie
  Ocean wave: wooshy-splooshy
  Socks: heaty-feeties
  Musical: singy-thingy
• Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
• Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
• If a two way radio is called walkie talkie Then wireless headsets are walkie talkie cookie lookie
• What do you call a radio that walks? A walkie talkie.

Heartwarming Talkie Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about talkie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean talking cat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make talkie pranks.