Talk Show Host Jokes
32 talk show host jokes and hilarious talk show host puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about talk show host that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Talk Show Host Short Jokes
Short talk show host jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The talk show host humour may include short game show host jokes also.
- What do you call a fat female host of a talk radio show about fishing? A broadcasting broad casting broad.
- When it comes to talk show hosts I don't usually go for Conan... I find his humor and style a bit too Barbarian for my personal taste
- Did you hear about the fish who wanted to be a radio talk show host? Apparently he suffocated and died when he went on air.
- What do you call a talk show host who tripped on a rock and broke his wiener? Fall-on, Jimmy.
- Late Night m**... What did the killer say after murdering the talk show host?
"Badam Tish"
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Talk Show Host One Liners
Which talk show host one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with talk show host? I can suggest the ones about radio host and comedian.
- Why didn't Stephen hawking host a talk show? because he can't do stand-up comedy
- Who is Euler's constant's favorite talk show host? ln Degeneres
- Who's the trashiest talk show host ever? David Litterman.
- Why did the talk show host get cancer? Because he was really radio-active
- Which talk show host is most popular with pirates? ARRRRRRRRRR-senio Hall
- What do you call a Dinosaur hosting a talk show? The EllenDegeneresaurus show!
- Who's a pokemons favourite talk show host? Pokemontel Williams
- Who is the kindest talk show host? Ellen DeGenerous
- What do you call Shaq when he's a talk show host? Shaquille O'Brien
- What's the name of that talk show host who's a former criminal? Jimmy Felon?
- Who is s**...'s favorite talk show host? Ricky Rake
Talk Show Host Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about talk show host you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean famous comedian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make talk show host pranks.
A man heard a talk show was looking for people with unusual talents
When he showed up to audition for the segment the talk show host asked him what talent he was going to perform. The man explained "I imitate birds." The talk show host laughed, waving him away saying "thousands of people can imitate birds. We want something nobody has ever seen before." The man shrugged, flapped his arms, and flew away.
A man was proudly showing his new apartment to some friends, he had invited over last night.
They go to the bedroom and there is a big brass gong in the corner.
One of the guests asks, "What is that gong for?"
The host replies, "That is the talking clock."
Impressed, the guest asks again, "How does it work?"
The host says, "Watch", and hits the gong hard with a hammer.
From the other side of the wall, someone screams, "For gods sake, you idiot, it's 2 am in the morning."
My American Clock
A Russian immigrant comes to America, works hard and is able to buy for his very first home, a condominium apartment. So he throws an all night party with his friends to celebrate. One of his guests notices a hammer and a large metal p**... next to one of the walls.
What is that for? he asks.
His host says That is my talking American clock.
Really?...How does it work?
I will show you.
The host takes the metal p**..., places it next to the wall and bangs on it with the hammer till the next door neighbor yells: It's three o'clock in the morning you idiot!
Topical Jokes for 6/17
(For best results, imagine these in the voice of your favorite talk show host)
In Michigan, a man was arrested after he tried to toss a football filled with drugs into a prison. Prison guards knew something was wrong when they heard 700 inmates shouting, I'M OPEN! I'M OPEN!
The United States announced they've arrested the mastermind of the 2012 attack in Benghazi. When Republicans heard the news, they said, Oh great! They caught Hillary Clinton! .
Coca Cola is testing a new, low-calorie version of Coke in a green can called Coca Cola Life. The original formula of Coke in the red can will be rebranded as Coca Cola Death.
A game show host is talking to a rabbit
The host looks at his question card. "Okay, here is your first question: What is 7 plus 5?"
"Twelve", replied the rabbit.
"That's correct! Now for question 2: What is 56 minus 37?"
The rabbit thought for a moment. "Nineteen"
"That's correct! Okay, now here is your grand prize question: How much is 1,297 times 142?"
And without skipping a beat, the rabbit immediately replied, "184,174, what else?"
The host is surprised. "That's correct! But tell me, how did you get the final answer so quickly?"
"Oh, that's easy," said the rabbit. "If there's one thing us rabbits can do, it's multiply!"