The Best 33 Taliban Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Taliban jokes. There are some taliban kabul jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these taliban afghanistan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5"

The Taliban shouted, "Infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie! I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"

"OK, OK" said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead, and said "Your f***ing brother won't let me in without a tie!"

What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Taliban joke, What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school?

What is the favourite meal of pakistani taliban members?

Tikka Malala

Why do Taliban wear loose fitting trousers?

Because sheep startle easily...

Zip!


What's the difference between a Pakistani Kindergarten and a Taliban Training Ground?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

Taliban joke, What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

Geez guys Not all Muslims are ISIS...

Some are Al-Qaaeda or Taliban.

A woman must walk 5 paces behind...

Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.

She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.

Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?"

The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."

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69 years ago

both India and Pakistan got independence on this day.

Indians have become heads of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover and

Pakistanis have become heads of Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Jammat U Dawa, Hijbul Mujahideen

Also India entered Mars but Pakistan still trying to enter India.

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban
(say it out loud)

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

Taliban joke, What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What's the difference between a Taliban Outpost and a Pakistani School?

I don't know, why don't you ask the 50 drone pilots on this sub?

What is the worst bad people group combo?

Ku Klux Taliban

What do you call a teacher who doesn't allow the use of tally charts?

Taliban.


A reporter asked an army sniper what he felt when shooting a Taliban terrorist

He shrugged and replied, "Recoil"

Did you know that counting is illegal in Afghanistan?

There's a Taliban

What's the difference between a Taliban Base and a hospital?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Gender Equality

Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent from CNN noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front.

The journalist asked one of the men if this was a sign of growing equality.

"No", the man replied. "Land-mines."

Hey! Mr. Taliban..

...tally me banana.

What does Taliban and North Korea have in common?

Bombs that are only capable of blowing themselves up.

Was shooting with a drone

At a Taliban wedding.

A reporter asks a sniper "what did you feel when you shoot those Taliban freedom fighters?"

He replied "recoil"

What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a children's school?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot

Barbara Walters once did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands...

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.

Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?"

The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."

How do the Taliban power their aircraft?

Wind Turbans

What's the difference between the Taliban and the Confederacy?

The Taliban never surrendered.

Interviewer: What's the difference between the Taliban and British troops?

Candidate: I don't know

Interviewer: Congratulations! Welcome to the United States Air Force!

What's the difference between a Taliban fighter and an Afghan child?

Don't ask me, I just pilot the drone.

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