Taliban Jokes
50 taliban jokes and hilarious taliban puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about taliban that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for some dark humor? Discover the unlikely source of laughs: Taliban jokes! Get ready to laugh at the irony of Taliban memes, the conversations between Islamists and a Marine sentry, and more.
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Funniest Taliban Short Jokes
Short taliban jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The taliban humour may include short marine jokes also.
- What's the difference between the Taliban and Texas? The Taliban requires women to wear mask
- If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban - What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a pakistani Elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone.
- What's the difference between a Taliban Base and a hospital? I don't know, I just fly the drone
- Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp? I don't know man. I just fly the drones.
- What's the difference between a Taliban fighter and an Afghan child? Don't ask me, I just pilot the drone.
- What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone.
- What's the difference between a Pakistani Kindergarten and a Taliban Training Ground? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
- What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a children's school? I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot
- What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base? What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.
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Taliban One Liners
Which taliban one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with taliban? I can suggest the ones about squad and platoon.
- How can you donate money to Taliban? Just pay your taxes in United States
- I can't post on the Afganistan subreddit anymore I got Talibanned
- Which laptops do Taliban use? infiDELL
- Geez guys Not all Muslims are ISIS... Some are Al-Qaaeda or Taliban.
- How do you play Taliban bingo? B-52...F-16...B-1..
- P in Taliban stands for Peace
- What type of MMO's does the Taliban play? RPG's
- Wanna know how to fund the Taliban? Pay your taxes.
- Taliban Airways We make sure your flight is a blast.
- How do the Taliban power their aircraft? Wind Turbans
- What is the favourite meal of pakistani taliban members? Tikka Malala
- Hey! Mr. Taliban.. ...tally me banana.
- What do you call a teacher who doesn't allow the use of tally charts? Taliban.
- What is the worst bad people group combo? Ku Klux Taliban
- What happens if you steal in Afghanistan? You get Talibanned
Gather Around for Heartwarming Taliban Jokes and Uplifting Humor
What funny jokes about taliban you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean afghan jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make taliban pranks.
Barbara Walters once did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands...
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?"
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that
If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
Gender Equality
Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent from CNN noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front.
The journalist asked one of the men if this was a sign of growing equality.
"No", the man replied. "Land-mines."
it's now i**... to count anything in Afghanistan....
They have.a... Taliban
Jewish Business
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5"
The Taliban shouted, "Infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie! I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"
"OK, OK" said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead, and said "Your f***ing brother won't let me in without a tie!"
A woman must walk 5 paces behind...
Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.
She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?"
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."
Did you know that counting is i**... in Afghanistan?
There's a Taliban
The Taliban are banning o**... and will be growing olives instead.
For the extra v**....
An Afghan escaping from Taliban walks in through the Pakistani border...
He is immediately stopped by Paxtani border patrol agents and asked to identify himself. He stops and says he's the Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan.
Paxtani border officer: "But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the Minister of Ports & Shipping?"
Afghan: "Don't you have a Minister for Law & Justice in Pakistan?"
69 years ago
both India and Pakistan got independence on this day.
Indians have become heads of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover and
Pakistanis have become heads of Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Jammat U Dawa, Hijbul Mujahideen
Also India entered Mars but Pakistan still trying to enter India.
What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone
We all thought the Taliban were gone...
And now that they came back we find out they were only Tali-kicked
Where does the Taliban go after the b**...?
Everywhere
What is the differnce between an afghan Soldier and a Woman ?
The Woman has the b**... to oppose the Taliban.
What's the difference between a Taliban Outpost and a Pakistani School?
I don't know, why don't you ask the 50 drone pilots on this sub?
Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?
Because of the Taliban
(say it out loud)
