Tales Jokes
49 tales jokes and hilarious tales puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tales that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Delve into the world of tales and jokes with this entertaining selection! Whether you are looking for Veggie Tales, Graveyard Tales, Canterbury Tales, Fairy Tales, Twisted Tales, Fairytale Legends, Fiction, or something else, you will find it here!
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Funniest Tales Short Jokes
Short tales jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tales humour may include short tell tale jokes also.
- "Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? " "No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"
- Not all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time... Many begin with "If I am elected, I promise to..."
- My teenage daughter can't decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer... I guess she'll have to flip a coin....
Heads or Tales. - Man went to the butchers and asked if he had any ox tales 'Sure' replied the butcher 'once upon a time an ox…'
Sorry messed up title should read 'ox tails' whoops - Some consider romeo and juliet a tale of true romantic love... But only if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic...
- My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale... I gave her some bread crumbs and left her in the forest.
- Why aren't there any "old husband tales"? There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".
- I wanted to tell my children a story about a ship that brings cars from one side of the river to the other But then I noticed that they're too old for ferry tales.
- A little girl asked her Dad one day, Dad, do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time?' Her Dad replied, No honey, some of them begin with 'If I'm elected.'
- Dickens " A tale of two cities " was originally published in two local newspapers. It was the Bicester times, it was the Worcester times...
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Tales One Liners
Which tales one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tales? I can suggest the ones about story telling and tells story.
- You guys hear about the half of a mermaid that washed up on shore? It's only a tale...
- What do cows tell their calves at bedtime? Dairy tales.
- How can a table become a tale? Only if one Believes
- Did you hear the story about the peacock? You haven't? Well, it's a beautiful tale
- Guys don't turn on the news right now There are spoilers for season 1, Handmaid's Tale
- What kind of stories do big boats tell little boats? Ferry tales
- Which fairy tales are longest? The ones that drag on.
- What do you call a depressing tale about a discontinued car? A Saab Story.
- The tale of the haunted refrigerator was calm and cold. Indeed, it was chilling.
- How do you identify a snitch? There are usually some tell-tale signs.
- How do you classify fairy tale creatures? Gnomenclature
- What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard? A riveting tale.
- Never believe anything a Dutchman tells you It is all tall tales.
- What's a mathematician's favorite book? *A tale of two cosines*
- I'd tell you a tale about my swedish car.. But it's just another Saab story.
Veggie Tales Jokes
Here is a list of funny veggie tales jokes and even better veggie tales puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is a children's television show centered on the imaginary adventures of comatose Christians be called? Veggie Tales!
Veggie Tales!
Veggie Tales! - What do you call a children's show about a bunch of brain-dead people? Veggie Tales
- What do you call a crippled man's story? A veggie tale.
- Have you heard about the new documentary on Steven Hawking? It is called Veggie Tales.
- me: Can I play some music?
**uber driver:** Yeah, sure.
**me *[pulling out my tuba]*:** Do u like veggie tales?
Canterbury Tales Jokes
Here is a list of funny canterbury tales jokes and even better canterbury tales puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A man was reading The Canterbury Tales one morning when his wife asked him, "What have you got there?"
Replied he, "Just my cup and Chaucer." - Need some meme ideas for school project, regarding the 16th century. Canterbury tales, Shakespeare,Beowulf using these.
- I got so annoyed reading The Canterbury Tales I threw it. Therefore I created a Flying Chaucer.
Cheeky Tales Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about tales you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fairy tale jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tales pranks.
What's the difference between a fairy tale and a r**... tale?
Fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time...", while r**... tales begin with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**......"
A little girl asked her father...
A little girl asked her father, Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with `Once Upon A Time`?
He replied, No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with `If elected I promise`.
I'm AMAZED by mythology. I'll tell you about my favorite tales...
if you have a minotaur two. (amazed... get it?)
Fairy tales
A father is tucking in his son at night. His son asks him if he can tell him a fairy tale.
"Of course," the father replies. He begins telling a story, "Once upon a time..."
The son interrupts him, asking "Do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time?"
The father says, "No, son. In fact, most fairy tales begin with the words, 'When I'm elected...'"
Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.
One prefers to use its head, while the others relies on tales...
What's the difference between US and USSR fairy tales?
US fairy tales start with "Once upon a time there was"
USSR fairy tales start with "Really soon there will be"
What is the difference between english and russian fairy tales?
English fairy tales start with "Once upon a time.."
Russian fairy tales start with soon comrades, soon..
Psychedelic Harmony..
There I was, in the middle of nowhere.. Not a body for miles around.. As I lay in the silence, I started hearing murmurs; whispers of tales and epics long past.. The silence was talking to me.. I fell into a sweet melancholy.. As I listened to the silence, a calm trance took hold of me, the harmony of nature was filling up my soul.. The flurry of unknown sensations kept stimulating my senses, and I started to wonder how I got here and what was happening to me.. Then it dawned on me,
My brother must have kept the cookies hidden for a reason..
Linkin Park fought among themselves in choosing which ocean to take a cruise on.
The Pacific ocean was favored by Chester. The Atlantic was desired by Mike. The Arctic was appealing to Rob and Brad because it is an ocean they've never been to before. The Antarctic was chosen by Dave and Joe because they've heard tales of great sea creatures to see in that area. With great argument, they decided against them all.
Indian, it didn't even matter.
Fishy tales
Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?
Because he was stuck in denial.
Why did the old witch in the woods get removed from the Grimm's fairy tales?
Hansel Culture.
\-- Late Night with Seth Meyers
(I apologize for this)
I have many stories about my unfortunate attempts to bring horses to a halt.
They're my tales of whoa.
What's the difference between Monkeys and Apes?
Monkeys are better at telling stories because they have Tales.
Fairy tales
My granddaughter asked me, "Do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time?
I said, no, some begin with "If elected, I promise to……………………"
