The Best 33 Tales Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tales jokes. There are some tales myth jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tales meadow puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tales Jokes and Puns

me: Can I play some music?

**uber driver:** Yeah, sure.

**me *[pulling out my tuba]*:** Do u like veggie tales?

A little girl asked her father...

A little girl asked her father, Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with `Once Upon A Time`?

He replied, No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with `If elected I promise`.

Fairy tales

A father is tucking in his son at night. His son asks him if he can tell him a fairy tale.

"Of course," the father replies. He begins telling a story, "Once upon a time..."

The son interrupts him, asking "Do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time?"

The father says, "No, son. In fact, most fairy tales begin with the words, 'When I'm elected...'"

Tales joke, Fairy tales

I'm AMAZED by mythology. I'll tell you about my favorite tales...

if you have a minotaur two. (amazed... get it?)

Fishy tales

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Fairy tales

My granddaughter asked me, "Do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time?

I said, no, some begin with "If elected, I promise to……………………"

Man in the book store

a man enters a bookstore and asks: do you have a book called " men- king of the house"
gets a reply: No, we don't sell fairy tales here.

Tales joke, Man in the book store

What is the difference between english and russian fairy tales?

English fairy tales start with "Once upon a time.."
Russian fairy tales start with soon comrades, soon..

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

Fictional creatures started their own newspaper

I thought it was going to be all fairy tales, but it was pretty imp-press-ive.

Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.

One prefers to use its head, while the others relies on tales...

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"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "

"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"

A little girl asked her Dad one day, Dad, do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time?'

Her Dad replied, No honey, some of them begin with 'If I'm elected.'

No matter how much you shake and dance...

...the last few drops end up in your pants.

-Tales from the Urinal

How do all Mexican fairy tales begin?

Juan-ce upon a time...

Linkin Park fought among themselves in choosing which ocean to take a cruise on.

The Pacific ocean was favored by Chester. The Atlantic was desired by Mike. The Arctic was appealing to Rob and Brad because it is an ocean they've never been to before. The Antarctic was chosen by Dave and Joe because they've heard tales of great sea creatures to see in that area. With great argument, they decided against them all.
Indian, it didn't even matter.

Tales joke, Linkin Park fought among themselves in choosing which ocean to take a cruise on.

What kind of stories do big boats tell little boats?

Ferry tales

What's a common theme among Japanese fairy tales?

Happy endings.

Do all Fairy Tales begin with ''Once Upon a Time''?

The Best begin with ''If Am Elected''

Yak Tales from the Himalayas [2]

Never believe anything a Dutchman tells you

It is all tall tales.

What do you call a children's show about a bunch of brain-dead people?

Veggie Tales

What is a children's television show centered on the imaginary adventures of comatose Christians be called?

Veggie Tales!

Veggie Tales!

Veggie Tales!

Daddy? Do all fairy tales begin with 'once upon a time'?

No, there are a whole series of fairy tales that begin with 'If elected, I promise...'

"Religion is a fairy tale," one man said.

"That's harsh," I replied. "Fairy tales aren't a cause of war."

I got so annoyed reading The Canterbury Tales I threw it.

Therefore I created a Flying Chaucer.

Need some meme ideas for school project, regarding the 16th century.

Canterbury tales, Shakespeare,Beowulf using these.

A man was reading The Canterbury Tales one morning when his wife asked him,

"What have you got there?"
Replied he, "Just my cup and Chaucer."

What do cows tell each other at bedtime?

Dairy tales!

I heard Netflix made a Horror anthology about people who lost all their money on Bitcoin

Tales From the Cryptocurrency

A young man is walking through the woods. Suddenly a grandmother comes out of the forest.

\- My dear, I'm enchanted princess, if you sleep with me, I will turn into a beautiful girl and execute your three wishes.
The young man, of course, is disgusted, but still three wishes ... He agrees, has sex with his grandmother and says "come on, turn to a princess, here are my wishes..."
\- Wow, boy, you are so big and still believe in fairy tales

What's the difference between US and USSR fairy tales?

US fairy tales start with "Once upon a time there was"

USSR fairy tales start with "Really soon there will be"

My teenage daughter can't decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer...

I guess she'll have to flip a coin....

Heads or Tales.

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