Talent Jokes

108 talent jokes and hilarious talent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about talent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of talent jokes. From funny one-liners to clever puns, we've got jokes for every talent out there.

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Best Short Talent Jokes

Short talent puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The talent humour may include short skilled jokes also.

I overheard my wife singing in the shower. "You should go on America's Got Talent," I told her.
"I can't sing," she replied.
I said, "Exactly."
My kids will be friends with people of all colors of the rainbow. That means no black people.
I went on a blind date the other day... ...it didn't start that way, but she brought pepper spray.
*Credit to America's Got Talent comedian (I don't remember his name)
I have a rather unique talent. You can give me any girl's name and I know a song for that name. Try me!
I don't care what anyone says, Amy Schumer is extremely talented. I mean who else can steal jokes from others, and still remain remarkably unfunny.
What's the difference between a blonde kick line and a talented magician? (sorry if this is an old one) Well, the magician has a CUNNING array of STUNTS.
Life's just not fair. Aaron Hernandez had everything: talent, money, women... And now I hear he's well-hung, too?
Two weeks ago I got a job in a photographers dark room. After an initial negative review, today my boss told me my talent is developing.
The artist Pitbull is my biggest inspiration. never has someone made so much money with such little talent.
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Talent joke, I am so talented that I can close my eyes and type this

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about talent can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of talent puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Talent One Liners

Which talent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with talent? I can suggest the ones about opportunity and gifted.

My biggest talent is that, I can always tell what's in a wrapped box it's a gift.
what was Joan of Arc's hidden talent? She could really cook.
My biggest talent is always being able to tell what's in a wrapped present It's a gift.
My friend Jack's special talent is communicating with legumes. Jack and the beans talk.
A deaf-mute man came on a talent show. And what is your talent?
- I can speak!
Hey, did you hear about the prison talent show? They had quite the captive audience.
What's the talent show where the contestants do basically nothing? "American Idle"
I have a hidden talent… That's all I know about it
I just got a ladder in my tights. I truly am a talented shoplifter
What do you call an exceptionally talented puppy? A *prodoggy.*
What's rich and has no talent? A celebrity.
A talented unemployed singer is like communism Sounds good, doesn't work.
Why do electricians like talented train drivers? Because they're good conductors
My grandfather was a very talented blacksmith He could do all swords of things
Did you hear about the German doing an impression at the talent show? He did the wurst.

Talent Show Jokes

Here is a list of funny talent show jokes and even better talent show puns that will make you laugh with friends.

A guy is at a talent show and says, just to make sure everything is working, if your name is Michael please stand up . Then, a couple of dudes stand up and he says, that concludes the mike check .
I have never cared for talent shows like America's Got Talent, Britain's Got Talent, etc. I think its all staged.
They banned me from the school talent show. But i know they were just salty, because they knew they couldnt make their clothes disappear as well as i did.
Did you see what Sam did at the talent show? Sam sung
A guy did squats at a talent show... He called it a stand up routine.
Why did the eagle win the talent show? Because he was TALONted!
Sam had amazing vocal skills, but was in doubt of them all the time. He got himself to sign up to a Talent Show for the first time. And finally in front of all the people Samsung
My friend told me he wanted to take part in a TV talent show. Obviously I wanted to support him as well as I could. So i killed his mother.
What did the banana do at the talent show? A Split!
What did the Italians say to Malaysia after they auditioned for the talent show? You Singapore.

Talent Agent Jokes

Here is a list of funny talent agent jokes and even better talent agent puns that will make you laugh with friends.

A man walks into a talent agency with a litter of kittens... The Agent asks: "What do you call this?"
The man responds: "The Aristocats!"

Hidden Talent Jokes

Here is a list of funny hidden talent jokes and even better hidden talent puns that will make you laugh with friends.

Interviewer: Why should we hire you? Me: I have many hidden talents
Interviewer: Like??
Me: I don't know, they're all hidden.
Hidden talent John: Bro i think i have a hidden talent
Max: Cool what is it
John: Dunno didn't find out yet
Hidden talents I have many hidden talents.
"Like what?"
I wouldn't know, they're hidden.
How would describe 'hidden talent ' in one word? Latent.
Hidden Talent Person 1: I think I have a hidden talent.
Person 2: Oh cool, what is it?
P1: I don't know, I haven't found it yet.
I have many hidden talents. Just wish I could find 'em.

Special Talent Jokes

Here is a list of funny special talent jokes and even better special talent puns that will make you laugh with friends.

Why is this true Friend: do you have any special talents only a few have
Me: yeah, i,m the only one that can read my own handwriting

Silly Talent Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about talent you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean highly skilled jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make talent prank.

I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be a musician

First thing is, that I don't have the talent and the second is, that I cannot C sharp due to my glasses

Nicki Minaj

Has musical talent

Since we seem to be doing talking dog jokes today...

A man walks into a talent agency, carrying a small, scruffy looking dog. He sets the dog on the agent's desk and begins his speech:
"Sir, I have for you the most amazing act. This dog can speak. And not only can he speak, he's one of the most intelligent dogs you'll ever meet. Allow me to demonstrate: Dog, what is on the top of a house?"
"Roof!" Says the dog.
"Amazing! Dog: what is the opposite of smooth?"
"Roof!" the dog replies.
"Incredible! Dog: who was the greatest ballplayer of all time?"
Again, the dog says "Roof!"
"Remarkable! So what do you think?"
The agent leans back in his chair and says "Get lost. I can't sell that carny act."
Outside the agent's office, the dog looks up at the man and says "Maybe I should have said DiMaggio?"

Bird Impression

A traveling sideshow puts up a help wanted ad. A guy gets all excited and applies.
The sideshow owner brings him in for an interview and asks, "Ok, what's your talent? What can you do for me?"
The guy says "I do a really great bird impression!"
The owner responds, "Pff, no thanks. Plenty of people can do that."
So the guy says "Oh..ok...well thanks anyway,' and flies away.

Some say I'm a man of many talents. It's not true...

I'm a man of one talent - I'm good at everything.
*i'll see my self out*

A man heard a talk show was looking for people with unusual talents

When he showed up to audition for the segment the talk show host asked him what talent he was going to perform. The man explained "I imitate birds." The talk show host laughed, waving him away saying "thousands of people can imitate birds. We want something nobody has ever seen before." The man shrugged, flapped his arms, and flew away.

Did you hear about the t**... on the talent show!?

apparently he blew the judges away!

Talented Octopus

A man walks into a bar with and octopus under his arms. He then stands up on the bar and shouts for everyone inside to hear. "I will bet anyone here 200 dollars that this octopus can play any instrument you give it". Everyone is a buzz and the bartender hands him a guitar that was hanging on the wall. The Octopus takes the guitar and strums on it with great enthusiasm and plays a beautiful arrangement. Another man pulls a harmonica out of his pocket and again, the octopus plays it superbly. A jazz band hands him all of there instruments and the octopus plays them all with amazing skill. Then, a Scottish man wearing a kilt comes up to the octopus and hands it his bagpipes. The octopus, looks at it confusingly then begins to fumble with the instrument. "Ay, you can't play er, can ye" The Scotsman says with a thick accent. The octopus responds "Play her? I'm going to screw her as soon as I get these pajamas off"

So me and my p**... friends have a weekly gathering...

Every week one of us brings a talent down the pub to show the others - this time it was my turn.
I brought along my guitar and after some Dutch courage I began to play.
Within a few seconds of starting the guys started cheering me on, one of them was even weeping, saying how amazing the song was.
I had no idea what the big deal was, I was just f**... A minor.

I'm thinking of entering myself in a talent contest...

It's a neat trick if you can do it
--Barry Cryer

So Kim Jong-un is claiming he personally hacked into Sony's servers in retaliation to them broadcasting a spoof interview.

Is there no end to this Olympic gold Medallist's
talent?

I had an ex-girlfriend who was rather big, and she possessed an unusual talent;

she was ambidextrose - she could polish off a box of chocolates with either hand.

There are four sure fire ways to get through math class

Either you study hard, have a natural talent for it, or just skip it.

I was standing at the bar when a girl came up to me...

I was standing at the bar when a girl came up to me.
"Fancy buying me a drink?" She said,
"Sure," I replied. "If you let me choose."
"Okay," she grinned. "But how will you know what I want?"
"Well, it's kind of a talent," I smiled. "All I do is look a girl up and down and I know exactly what drink suits her best."
"Okay," she giggled. "You can choose for me."
So I turned to the barman and said, "Diet coke, mate."

I applied for art school

I had no port folio, had never drawn in my life and absolutely no talent.
I was furious when they rejected me because I was the perfect candidate.
Surely if anyone needs lessons it's me!

What do NBA talent scouts use to keep track of all the players they want for a team?

A swish list.

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

God's Gift

Difference between talent and god's gift:
A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject.
-This is talent.
A woman can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject.
-This is god's gift.

They say it takes talent to keep making movies after 50

Apparently they haven't said this to Steven Seagal

I'm not a very talented person, but I do have the ability to identify any German sausage on sight.

Could be wurst..

A man auditioned for a talent show

A man auditioned for a talent show and when he walked on to the stage the judge asked him what was his talent. The man replied "I do bird impressions".The judge said "Thats not something we would be interested in". The man said "Thats ok" and flew out the window.

Chris Cornell dies and goes to heaven

At the gate, St. Peter says, "because your beautiful voice and amazing talent brought happiness to so many people, we'll grant you one wish".
Chris thought about it for a moment and replied, "I'd like the world to be a kinder, better place".
So St. Peter killed Roger Ailes.

My girlfriend told me she had no gag reflex

So I broke up with her, it's a shame to see a talent like that go to waste.

I'd like to think I'm a fairly funny guy.

I mean I get mirrors to crack up without any effort. Just natural talent I guess

Bird Impressions

A man goes to the circus and tells the talent recruiter that he would like to apply for a position. The recruiter asks what his talents are, and the man replies that he does amazing bird impressions. The recruiter tells the man he's seen a million bird impressions and is not interested. The man says, "that's too bad" and flies away.

How much talent did the lead guitarist of Cream have?

A Clap-Ton.

The jumper ....

A Truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he says.
"I'm trying to commit s**...," she says.
s**... driver says with sly grin "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a b**...."
So, she does.
After she's finished, the trucker says, "Wow! That's a wasted talent. Why are you committing s**...?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."

Which cheese has the most musical talent of them all?

Why, it's gotta be the one and only MOZARTrella.

My 3 sons placed 1st, 2nd and 3rd in a talent contest judged by Lee Kun-hee

Jake juggled, Daniel danced and Sam sung

Sinatra is diagnosed with schizophrenia...

He goes to see a psychologist and starts talking about his split personalities.
One is the charismatic singer who can perform and woo crowds with his talent and charm.
The other is Steve, who is reserved and shy and can't even speak in front of a more than a few people.
He starts off talking, timid and soft spoken.
The psychologist stops him and says Listen, first I'm gonna need you to be Frank with me

Talent is like good grammar...

You either have it or you ain't.

Talented back kric ruuuuuner diabolic

Did hoisting work?+ha+

A man walks into a talent agency with his dog claiming it can talk. The agent says, ok, let's see if this dog is gonna make us rich . The guy says, Fido, what's the top of a house called ? Roof! What's on a tree ? Bark! How does sandpaper feel ? Ruff!

The talent agent tells the man off and kicks him out of his office. As the man and the dog are walking down the street the dog looks up at the man and says, Gee Bob, maybe you should have asked some harder questions .

Have you heard about Ted? The guy with a talent for animated internet pictures?

He's gifted

I am a natural talent

You better leave me alone! I know judo, karate, taekwondo and bunch of other Japanese words!

Everyone knows comedian Bill Burr, most don't realize he has a huge family with lots of talent.

His mother, Barb, is a famous hair stylist.
Rob, his brother is in jail for theft.
His sister Cally is a great gunsmith.
Lastly, don't forget about his cousin the famous lumberjack, Tim.

My mom always said that I have a rare talent

She meant that in my case, a talent is rarely evident

Man auditions for circus

Interviewer asks: "So, what is your talent?"
"I imitate birds" man answered.
"I'm sorry, but that's not something we are looking for our show."
"Ok, thanks for your time anyway" said the man and flew out of the window.

I took my dog to the local talent agent yesterday.

We walked through the door and I handed him our card:
"Barney. Talking dog."
The agent chuckled, leaned back in his chair, and said, "Alright, show me what you got."
"Hey Barn, how was work this week?"
"Rough."
"What goes on top of a house?"
"Roof."
"Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"
"Ruth."
Just then the agent grabbed us both and tossed us out into the street.
Barney was just sitting there, looking forlornly at the ground and shaking his head.
"Knew I should have said Hank Aaron."

I went for an audition at a talent agency today.

They asked "so what's your special talent?"
I said "I do bird impressions!"
They said "sorry, that's not original we have had loads of them!"
I said "fair enough!!"...
and flew out the window.

I applied for a job as a Photographer

Despite a negative interview, the boss told me that he can develop my talent in the dark room.

I have this incredible talent, where I can s... two strings and p... them out tied together.

I s**... you knot.

I've invented a new talent contest where you have to dress up as a sailor and eat as much spinach as fast as possible.

I'm going to call it Popeyedol.

My wife and I were laying in bed watching a contortionist perform on a talent show.

As the lady went through her routine, I suggested to my wife that she should try becoming a contortionist. Without hesitation, she shouted "NO!"
I asked her to reconsider, suggesting ideas as they entered my creative mind. She immediately began yelling at me, calling me a pig, a dog, and even threatened to sleep on the couch.
I said "Hey...I thought you said you weren't going to get all bent out of shape."

Talent joke, My friend Jack's special talent is communicating with legumes.

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