Taking Things Literally Jokes

Funniest Taking Things Literally Short Jokes

Short taking things literally jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The taking things literally humour may include short literally jokes also.

1. I attended a meet called "How Stop Taking Things Literally". "What brings you here?" asked the host on my first day.
   I said, "My legs."
2. Therapist: So what brought you two here? Her: I just hate how he takes things so literate
   Therapist: What about you?
   Him: A car
3. I tried telling a pun to a group of kleptomaniacs.. ..but they kept taking things literally
4. I have a problem with taking things literally. My attorney advises me that it's called 'theft'.
5. It's hard to explain why theft is wrong to a burglar... Because they tend to take things literally.
6. My problem is I take things too literally. Like when my wife said she'd give an arm and a leg to lose weight.
7. Doctor, doctor... I keep taking things literally. Doctor: try not to be so serious all the time.
   Me: no, you don't understand, I'm a Kleptomaniac
8. The stop taking things literally course Huggo: Hi, is this the stop taking things literally course?
   Teacher: Yes, please take a seat
   Huggo: Ok sure! *Takes a seat and walks out of the class*
   Teacher:

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Taking Things Literally One Liners

Which taking things literally one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with taking things literally? I can suggest the ones about literally means and pulling your leg.

1. It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs... Because they always take things literally.
2. Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac? Because they take things literally.
3. Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm? They take things literally
4. Never explain puns to thieves. They take things literally.
5. I know a burglar who doesn't understand figurative language He takes things literally
6. The Real Problem With Kleptomaniacs... Is That They Take Things Literally
7. I have a hard time talking to kleptomaniacs. They're always taking things literally.
8. Q: Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns?
   A: Because they take things. Literally.

Taking Things Literally Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about taking things literally you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean serious sounding jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make taking things literally pranks.