Taking Things Literally Jokes

Funniest Taking Things Literally Short Jokes

Short taking things literally jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The taking things literally humour may include short literally jokes also.

1. I attended a meet called "How Stop Taking Things Literally". "What brings you here?" asked the host on my first day.
   I said, "My legs."
2. What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A literalist takes things literally and a kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
3. A man and his wife go to a therapist. Therapist: What brought you two here today?
   Her: I hate how he takes things so literally.
   Therapist: And you?
   Him: A car.
4. It's almost impossible to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. Since they always take things literally.
5. Do you know why kleptomaniacs have such a hard time understanding puns? Because they take things literally.
6. Therapist: So what brought you two here? Her: I just hate how he takes things so literate
   Therapist: What about you?
   Him: A car
7. What's the difference between a literalist and a thief? A literalist takes things literally and a thief takes things, literally.
8. I tried telling a pun to a group of kleptomaniacs.. ..but they kept taking things literally
9. It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs They always take things literally
10. Apparently you're autistic if… Apparently you're autistic if you take things literally
    Well, I've never stolen anything in my life so definitely not me

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Taking Things Literally One Liners

Which taking things literally one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with taking things literally? I can suggest the ones about literally means and pulling your leg.

1. A literalist takes things literally A kleptomaniac takes things, literally
2. What do you call someone who take things literally A kleptomaniac!
3. It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs... Because they always take things literally.
4. Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac? Because they take things literally.
5. Why don't Kleptomaniacs understand puns? They always take things literally
6. Why do kleptomaniacs hate puns? Because they take things literally.
7. Why don't kleptomaniacs like puns? Because there are always taking things... literally.
8. Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm? They take things literally
9. Why don't thieves understand sarcasm? They take things literally
10. Never explain puns to thieves. They take things literally.
11. Why cant you tell a Kleptomaniac a joke? Because they take things, Literally
12. I know a burglar who doesn't understand figurative language He takes things literally
13. Don't use metaphors when talking to kleptomaniacs. They take things literally.
14. Why are thieves bad at getting jokes? Because they always take things literally.
15. Why can't you be funny with kleptomaniacs? They take things literally.

Taking Things Literally Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about taking things literally you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean serious sounding jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make taking things literally pranks.