Taker Jokes
8 taker jokes and hilarious taker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about taker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Explore the funny side of life with this collection of jokes about all kinds of takers-- an old taker, a risk taker, a drug taker, and even a laughingstock and a pony named Leif. Get ready for a good laugh!
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What is a good taker joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I know a friend who keeps stealing board games...
He's such a risk taker
I was seriously considering stealing a military strategy board game from the store yesterday...
...but i didnt. Im not much of a Risk taker.
A census taker
An old man was sitting on his porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand.
"What are you selling, young man?" he asked.
"I'm not selling anything, sir," the young man replied. "I'm the census taker."
"A what?" the man asked.
"A census taker. We are trying to find out how many people are in the United States."
"Well," the man answered, "you're wasting your time with me; I have no idea."
Just been sacked from my job as a chef for stealing
I've always been a whisk taker.
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an irish girl confesses shes a p**... to her father
at first he gets s**... angry starts yelling at her, how could she betray him, calls her all kinds of names including soup taker. She looks confused at this and asks her father to accompany her to confession. Her dad stares at her for a moment and then he hugs her, crying tears of relief. The he says, "I thought you said you were a protestant!"
What does a gynecologist have in common with a census taker?
They both make their living checking boxes.
What do you call a risky baker?
A whisk taker.
Why was the ticket taker fired?
For not cutting corners.
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