Taker Jokes
25 taker jokes and hilarious taker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about taker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Explore the funny side of life with this collection of jokes about all kinds of takers-- an old taker, a risk taker, a drug taker, and even a laughingstock and a pony named Leif. Get ready for a good laugh!
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Funniest Taker Short Jokes
Short taker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The taker humour may include short wrestler jokes also.
- I asked a beautiful homeless girl if I could taker her home with me. She said, "Yes!" With a big smile... But that quickly changed when I walked away with the cardboard box that she lived in.
- I was seriously considering stealing a military strategy board game from the store yesterday... ...but i didnt. Im not much of a Risk taker.
- What does a gynecologist have in common with a census taker? They both make their living checking boxes.
- I asked my parents if I was adopted They said they tried, but they didn't have any takers.
- Did you hear about the water thief-turned-photographer? Apparently he was a great pitcher-taker.
(Credit goes to my husband.) - If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast! - What did the kitchen utensil thief say when he was finally caught? "What can I say? I'm a whisk taker!"
- You won't stop that wager-taker's constant complaining... That's just the way the b**... grumbles.
- I've got a g**... head I'm trying to get rid of. Any takers? Maybe I should just liquify it.
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Taker One Liners
Which taker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with taker? I can suggest the ones about takin and teller.
- I know a friend who keeps stealing board games... He's such a risk taker
- Just been sacked from my job as a chef for stealing I've always been a whisk taker.
- What do you call a risky baker? A whisk taker.
- Why was the ticket taker fired? For not cutting corners.
- I like stealing industrial size kitchen equipment. I'm a big whisk-taker
- What do you call someone who steals kitchen utensils? A whisk taker
- What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils? A whisk taker.
- I've always been into extreme baking... They call me a 'whisk - taker'.
- I need a volunteer to test Stockholm syndrome. Any takers?
- What does a gynecologist and a SAT exam taker have in common? Checking boxes.
- Why are flowering plants such good test takers? Because they have all of the anthers!
- Why are flowers the best test takers? They have all of the anthers.
- What is Pac-Man's favorite cooking utensil? A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok
Laughter Taker Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about taker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean turner jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make taker pranks.
A census taker
An old man was sitting on his porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand.
"What are you selling, young man?" he asked.
"I'm not selling anything, sir," the young man replied. "I'm the census taker."
"A what?" the man asked.
"A census taker. We are trying to find out how many people are in the United States."
"Well," the man answered, "you're wasting your time with me; I have no idea."
an irish girl confesses shes a p**... to her father
at first he gets s**... angry starts yelling at her, how could she betray him, calls her all kinds of names including soup taker. She looks confused at this and asks her father to accompany her to confession. Her dad stares at her for a moment and then he hugs her, crying tears of relief. The he says, "I thought you said you were a protestant!"
