Takeout Jokes

Funniest Takeout Short Jokes

Short takeout jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The takeout humour may include short takeaway jokes also.

1. Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50 Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes.
   Riceless.
2. UPDATE: United Airlines now offering a new addition to their inflight meals chinese takeout
3. Whoever coined the term 'delivery' for childbirth made a big mistake. It should have been called takeout instead.
4. There is one thing that United got right: their food is just great. I hear they even serve a Chinese take-out now.
5. I got fired from my job at Planned Parenthood My boss didn't like me saying Takeout or delivery? whenever someone walked in the door
6. Is it ok to ignore dumplings in my Chinese takeout? Or will I be charged with wonton neglect?
7. I just couldn't decide which asian takeout food I like the best, Japanese or Chinese. I ended up calling it a Thai.
8. Have you seen United Airline's on-board menu? I heard their Chinese take-out was especially famous.
9. They say you shouldn't eat takeout too often because it makes you fat... I think it's worth the weight.
10. Before ordering takeout, the Indian guy made himself some piping hot tea, but spilled it on himself. He got chai knees.

Share These Takeout Jokes With Friends

Takeout One Liners

Which takeout one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with takeout? I can suggest the ones about chinese takeaway and dining out.

1. Why did the depressed Mexican order chinese takeout? Because he was feeling lo mein
2. I can just eat Chinese takeout every day. I'm lo meintenance.
3. What's United's favorite meal? Chinese takeout
4. Unites Airlines newest in-flight cuisine Chinese Takeout
5. What's an assassin's favourite type of restaurant? A take-out restaurant
6. What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout ? Make it Tso!
7. What is Batman's least favorite food? A: Chinese takeout
8. What can be said for Vietnamese soilders and takeout food? They never make it home
9. When I eat on airplanes... I go for the Chinese Takeout.
10. Thank you for calling Planned Parenthood... Will this be for delivery or take-out?
11. What kind of restaurant is most common in the airport in Houston? Asian takeout
12. First time trying New York Chinese takeout and was asked how I liked it. It was Tso Good.
13. What's the opposite of Chinese takeout? Taiwanese Putin
14. What do you call it when a woman in China gets an abortion? Chinese Takeout
15. I didn't know United Airlines catered they just won first place in Chinese takeout

Chinese Takeout Jokes

Here is a list of funny chinese takeout jokes and even better chinese takeout puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A man goes to a Chinese takeout. Orders the starter combo platter, eats one piece, leaves the rest on the counter,
  and strolls off with wanton abandon.
• What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say? "Where my dogs at?"

Hilarious Takeout Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about takeout you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean getaway jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make takeout pranks.