Takeout Jokes

Funniest Takeout Short Jokes

Short takeout jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The takeout humour may include short takeaway jokes also.

1. Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50 Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes.
   Riceless.
2. Chinese takeout $20.00.. Gas to pick it up $10.00.. Getting home and realising they have forgotten one of your containers..
   Riceless
3. UPDATE: United Airlines now offering a new addition to their inflight meals chinese takeout
4. Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $1.90. Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers: Riceless
5. Whoever coined the term 'delivery' for childbirth made a big mistake. It should have been called takeout instead.
6. Chinese takeout: $10.25. Gas to get there and back: $3.25. Realizing that you got all the way home without one of the containers: riceless
7. There is one thing that United got right: their food is just great. I hear they even serve a Chinese take-out now.
8. Chinese takeout: 13.99 gas to get there: 3.99 Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: riceless
9. I got fired from my job at Planned Parenthood My boss didn't like me saying Takeout or delivery? whenever someone walked in the door
10. Chinese takeout: $8. Tip :$2. Getting home and finding out that they forgot part of your order: riceless.

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Takeout One Liners

Which takeout one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with takeout? I can suggest the ones about chinese takeaway and dining out.

1. I think it's a mistake to call childbirth delivery. It should be called takeout instead.
2. It's wrong to call childbirth delivery. Actually, it's take-out.
3. Why did the depressed Mexican order chinese takeout? Because he was feeling lo mein
4. I can just eat Chinese takeout every day. I'm lo meintenance.
5. What's United's favorite meal? Chinese takeout
6. Unites Airlines newest in-flight cuisine Chinese Takeout
7. What's an assassin's favourite type of restaurant? A take-out restaurant
8. What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout ? Make it Tso!
9. What is Batman's least favorite food? A: Chinese takeout
10. What can be said for Vietnamese soilders and takeout food? They never make it home
11. United Airlines United Airlines, now offering Chinese take-out........
12. When I eat on airplanes... I go for the Chinese Takeout.
13. Thank you for calling Planned Parenthood... Will this be for delivery or take-out?
14. I got some Chinese takeout. After the meal, the cookie was empty. That was unfortunate.
15. What kind of restaurant is most common in the airport in Houston? Asian takeout

Chinese Takeout Jokes

Here is a list of funny chinese takeout jokes and even better chinese takeout puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Chinese takeout Chinese food to go $15. Gas to go pick it up $1.50. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of my containers.... Riceless.
• Is it ok to ignore dumplings in my Chinese takeout? Or will I be charged with wonton neglect?
• I just couldn't decide which asian takeout food I like the best, Japanese or Chinese. I ended up calling it a Thai.
• Have you seen United Airline's on-board menu? I heard their Chinese take-out was especially famous.
• A man goes to a Chinese takeout. Orders the starter combo platter, eats one piece, leaves the rest on the counter,
  and strolls off with wanton abandon.
• First time trying New York Chinese takeout and was asked how I liked it. It was Tso Good.
• What's the opposite of Chinese takeout? Taiwanese Putin
• Chinese takeout: $11.57; Gas: $3.85; Getting home and realizing one box is missing: riceless
• What do you call it when a woman in China gets an abortion? Chinese Takeout
• I didn't know United Airlines catered they just won first place in Chinese takeout

Hilarious Takeout Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about takeout you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean getaway jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make takeout pranks.