Taken For Granted Jokes
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No actually I am not single
I am taken
For granted
A nursing assistant, a floor nurse and a charge nurse from a small nursing home were taking a lunch break in the break room.
In walks a lady dressed in silk scarves and wearing large polished-stone jewelry.
"I am Gina the Great," stated the lady. "I am so pleased with the way you have taken care of my aunt that I will now grant the next three wishes!"
With a wave of her hand and a puff of smoke, the room was filled with flowers, fruit and bottles of drink, proving that she did have the power to grant wishes before any of the nurses could think otherwise.
The nurses quickly argued among themselves as to which one would ask for the first wish.
Speaking up, the nursing assistant wished first. "I wish I were on a tropical island beach, with single, well-built men feeding me fruit and tending to my every need."
With a puff of smoke, the nursing assistant was gone.
The floor nurse went next. "I wish I were rich and retired, and spending my days in my own warm cabin at a ski resort with well-groomed men feeding me cocoa and doughnuts."
With a puff of smoke, she too was gone.
"Now, what is the last wish?" asked the lady.
The charge nurse said, "I want those two back on the floor at the end of the lunch break."
Liam Neeson struggles with being unappreciated after saving his family several times.
His next film is going to be "Taken 4 Granted."
They should make another Taken movie about Liam Neeson being underappreciated for keeping his family safe
It should be called Taken 4: Granted
They should make another Taken film about how unappreciative Neesons' family is for saving them every other day
Taken 4: Granted.
Finally a Taken movie that shows how under appreciated Liam is..
Taken 4: Granted
He saved his family three times in the Taken films and got no thanks.
The next one should be called Taken 4: Granted
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A man finds a magic lamp in the desert
He rubs the lamp and a genie pops out!
The genie says that he will grant the man only one wish, and that he has to pick from three choices. He can either be the richest man in the world, the most popular man in the world, or the wisest man in the world. The man says "We all know that money does not bring happiness, and that popularity just makes you a s**... to the whims of others, but wisdom is everlasting. I want to be the wisest man in the world."
The Genie goes "p**..." and suddenly the man's face assumes a serene expression. He sits down, rubbing his chin in thought. Then he looks towards the genie and says, "I should have taken the money".
The Doubling Genie
A man is walking along the beach one day and finds a bottle. He picks it up, rubs it, and a genie appears.
"Hello, I'm a genie and I'm here to grant you 3 wishes! You can have absolutely anything you'd like."
"So what's the catch?" the man asks
"The only catch is that your ex-wife gets twice of whatever you ask for"
The man seems taken aback, but agrees nonetheless. "Okay, well first off, I'd like a new Ferrari."
"Your wish is my command," replies the genie. A new Ferrari appears in front of the man. "However I just gave your wife two new Ferraris. What will your second wish be?"
Slightly frustrated, the man shrugs it off and continues.
"I'd like a mansion right here on the beach!" exclaimed the man.
His new mansion materialized right behind him. "Here's your mansion, but remember that your wife just got two mansions on the beach."
Visibly angered, the man pushes on to his third wish.
"And for you final wish?" the genie inquires.
The man replies, "I'd like you to scare me half to death."
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