The Best 5 Takei Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Takei jokes. There are some takei spacey jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these takei shatner puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Takei Jokes and Puns

George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue.

They named their little get-together the "George" Four-Man Grill.

How does George Takei say the plural of hippopotamus?

Hippopot oh my

A man started groping me...

He said everything is going to be Takei.

Folks with the last name Takei out there: you did us a solid, now it's our turn. When you need to tell people your full name, you can use the word Gay instead

People who deserved to come out of the closet sooner.....

George Takei and Harry potter.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the takei gwyneth jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working takei lauer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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