The Best 13 Taiwanese Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Taiwanese jokes. There are some taiwanese shanghai jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these taiwanese taiwan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Taiwanese Jokes and Puns

A jew and a Chinese man are in an argument...

The jew says, "I hate your people for what you did at pearl harbour". The Chinese man says, what do you mean? That was the Japanese!". The jew replies, "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same. So the Chinese man says, "Well I hate your people for sinking the titanic". The jew says, "That's ridiculous; an iceberg sunk the titanic!". The Chinese man responds, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Silverberg, you're all the same".

What blood type does Taiwanese people have?

Taipei.

Did you hear about the Taiwanese man who was too tense?

He had a Taipei personality.

Taiwanese joke, Did you hear about the Taiwanese man who was too tense?

I have a Taiwanese friend who is is incredibly rude and bossy

He has a strong Taipei personality

Why do Taiwanese students always do so well on their standardized tests?

They've got a Taipei personality


A Canadian, a Swiss, a German, a Mexican, a American, a Korean, a Austrian, a Brazilian, a Estonian, a Filipino, a British, a Egyptian, a Icelander, a Jamaican, a South African, a Puerto Rican, a Chinese, a Latvian, a Moroccan, a Taiwanese, a Spaniard, and a Romanian walk into a fancy restaurant.

The waiter stops them and says Sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai.

My Taiwanese friend is very intense and driven:

He has a real Taipei personality

Taiwanese joke, My Taiwanese friend is very intense and driven:

A Taiwanese joke translated and adapted to suit global culture.

I failed my geography test because of one single question.

The question was: "Where's the capital of Ukraine?"

I responded with "Kyiv" when the answer was "Moscow".

I argued that the teacher doesn't know anything about geography while the teacher said I know nothing about communism.

Today I learned to count in Taiwanese...

TaiWan, TaiTwo, TaiThree!

Why are most Taiwanese people competitive and ambitious?

Because of their Taipei personality.

What do you call a Taiwanese dog with camera attached to its head?

A GouPro

You can explore taiwanese analogue reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean taiwanese tai dad jokes. There are also taiwanese puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What's the opposite of Chinese takeout?

Taiwanese Putin

What did one Taiwanese man say to the other Taiwanese man?

Guy 1: Where are you from?
Guy 2: I'm from Taiwan
Guy 1: Oh really? I'm from Tai too

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the taiwanese hong jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working taiwanese opium piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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