The Best 32 Taiwan Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Taiwan jokes. There are some taiwan sweatshops jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these taiwan secretaries puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Taiwan Jokes and Puns
"I'm off to Taiwan for a blood test." "Taipei?"
"Well, I won't know my blood type until I get there."
I have a Taiwanese friend who is is incredibly rude and bossy
He has a strong Taipei personality
Why is Taiwan willing to stand up to China?
Because it has a Taipei personality
What's the most common blood type in Taiwan?
Taipei
Why do Taiwanese students always do so well on their standardized tests?
They've got a Taipei personality
Did you know that the best leaders are born and bred in the capital of Taiwan?
They all have Taipei personalities.
I met this real workaholic from Taiwan
A real Taipei personality
A celebrity from the capital of Taiwan
would be a Type-A Personality
A Newfie walking around
A Newfie is walking around with his new pair of shoes but only one is tied. He trips and a guy goes to him and says you need to tie your other shoe the Newfie respond with it's fine I know what I'm doing .
After walking for a bit longer the Newfie trips again, the same guy says you really should tie your other shoe the Confused Newfie says but I read the bottom of the shoe and it says Taiwan
I once knew this incredibly meticulous man from Taiwan.
He was a real Taipei personality.
A man takes a pair of shoes back to the shop and complains that there is a lace missing.
No, argues the assistant, look at the label – it says Taiwan.
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My Taiwanese friend is very intense and driven:
He has a real Taipei personality
Why do the Mexican homies on the States always have one shoe lace untied?
Because in the sole of their shoes it says Taiwan
I heard that people from Taiwan are impatient and agressive...
I guess they have a Taipei personality.
I was walking around Taiwan...
I was walking around Taiwan and bought some flip-flops for my feet. I said, I wonder where these were made.
I looked under the bottom, it said, Just around the corner.
The Chinese word for Tibet is the same as the Chinese word for Taiwan.
China
A Taiwanese joke translated and adapted to suit global culture.
I failed my geography test because of one single question.
The question was: "Where's the capital of Ukraine?"
I responded with "Kyiv" when the answer was "Moscow".
I argued that the teacher doesn't know anything about geography while the teacher said I know nothing about communism.
What do you call a bossy person from Taiwan?
A Taipei personality.
Today I learned to count in Taiwanese...
TaiWan, TaiTwo, TaiThree!
What blood type do people from Taiwan have?
Taipei
What's your favourite mythical country?
Narnia, Middle-Earth, Asgard or Taiwan?
What kind of music do people listen to in Taiwan?
ROC'n Roll.
Why are most Taiwanese people competitive and ambitious?
Because of their Taipei personality.
My girlfriend is from Shanghai, but she studies so much I always say she must be Taiwan
because she's such a Chinese Type-A
Did you hear about that aggressive guy from Taiwan?
He was a real Taipei Personality.
Why is Taiwan so prosperous?
They have a lot of Taipei personalities.
Why did the intense guy move to Taiwan?
He had a Taipei personality.
After being confronted by China on account of his statements regarding Taiwan, Donald Trump had this to say...
"TAIWAN #1!"
What did one Taiwanese man say to the other Taiwanese man?
Guy 1: Where are you from?
Guy 2: I'm from Taiwan
Guy 1: Oh really? I'm from Tai too
A recent Social Behavior study showed that...
...2.6M people in Taiwan had Taipei personalities...
My Chinese girlfriend abruptly left mid-way through sex..
when I was reaching my climax, I yelled "TAIWAN NUMBER 1"
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