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40 taiwan jokes and hilarious taiwan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about taiwan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Taiwan Short Jokes

Short taiwan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The taiwan humour may include short china jokes also.

  1. "I'm off to Taiwan for a blood test." "Taipei?" "Well, I won't know my blood type until I get there."
  2. Naming the COVID-19 variants, the WHO skipped the greek letter 'xi'. They did that in order to not insult the leader of West Taiwan.
  3. Did you know that the best leaders are born and bred in the capital of Taiwan? They all have Taipei personalities.
  4. Once, China organized a poll to find out which clothing item was the most popular. Everyone thought it would be shirt. But Taiwan.
  5. A man takes a pair of shoes back to the shop and complains that there is a lace missing. No, argues the assistant, look at the label – it says Taiwan.
  6. Why do the Mexican homies on the States always have one shoe lace untied? Because in the sole of their shoes it says Taiwan
  7. I heard that people from Taiwan are impatient and agressive... I guess they have a Taipei personality.
  8. What did one Taiwanese man say to the other Taiwanese man? Guy 1: Where are you from?
    Guy 2: I'm from Taiwan
    Guy 1: Oh really? I'm from Tai too
  9. My girlfriend is from Shanghai, but she studies so much I always say she must be Taiwan because she's such a Chinese Type-A
  10. Why is Taiwan so prosperous? They have a lot of Taipei personalities.

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Taiwan One Liners

Which taiwan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with taiwan? I can suggest the ones about chart and statement.

  1. Why is Taiwan willing to stand up to China? Because it has a Taipei personality
  2. What's the most common blood type in Taiwan? Taipei
  3. I've always wanted to visit Taiwan Guess I have a Taipei personality
  4. I met this real workaholic from Taiwan A real Taipei personality
  5. I once knew this incredibly meticulous man from Taiwan. He was a real Taipei personality.
  6. A celebrity from the capital of Taiwan would be a Type-A Personality
  7. What is the most common blood type in Taiwan? Chinese Type-A.
  8. Today I learned to count in Taiwanese... TaiWan, TaiTwo, TaiThree!
  9. The Chinese word for Tibet is the same as the Chinese word for Taiwan. China
  10. What do you call a bossy person from Taiwan? A Taipei personality.
  11. Which blood type do most of the people in Taiwan's capital city have? Taipei
  12. What blood type do people from Taiwan have? Taipei
  13. What's your favourite mythical country? Narnia, Middle-Earth, Asgard or Taiwan?
  14. What kind of music do people listen to in Taiwan? ROC'n Roll.
  15. Did you hear about that aggressive guy from Taiwan? He was a real Taipei Personality.

Taiwan joke, Did you hear about that aggressive guy from Taiwan?

Entertaining Taiwan Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about taiwan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean uplifting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make taiwan pranks.

I have a Taiwanese friend who is is incredibly rude and bossy

He has a strong Taipei personality

Why do Taiwanese students always do so well on their standardized tests?

They've got a Taipei personality

Why was the Taiwanese woman so stressed?

She had a Taipei personality

A Newfie walking around

A newfie is walking around with his new pair of shoes but only one is tied. He trips and a guy goes to him and says you need to tie your other shoe the Newfie respond with it's fine I know what I'm doing .
After walking for a bit longer the Newfie trips again, the same guy says you really should tie your other shoe the Confused Newfie says but I read the bottom of the shoe and it says Taiwan

I just saw p**... in the Supermarket.

I noticed one of his shoelaces was undone, I said watch you don't trip over your laces p**....
p**... says "yeah it's the b**... instructions."
I said, "what instructions p**...?"
p**... says, "underneath the shoe, it says "Taiwan."

My Taiwanese friend is very intense and driven:

He has a real Taipei personality

Why are the Taiwanese so competitive, high-achieving, and motivated?

They have Taipei personalities

I was walking around Taiwan...

I was walking around Taiwan and bought some flip-flops for my feet. I said, I wonder where these were made.
I looked under the bottom, it said, Just around the corner.

A Taiwanese joke translated and adapted to suit global culture.

I failed my geography test because of one single question.
The question was: "Where's the capital of Ukraine?"
I responded with "Kyiv" when the answer was "Moscow".
I argued that the teacher doesn't know anything about geography while the teacher said I know nothing about communism.

Taiwan joke, The Chinese word for Tibet is the same as the Chinese word for Taiwan.