The Best 24 Taipei Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Taipei jokes. There are some taipei institutions jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these taipei shithole puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Taipei Jokes and Puns

What blood type does Taiwanese people have?


"I'm off to Taiwan for a blood test." "Taipei?"

"Well, I won't know my blood type until I get there."

Did you hear about the Taiwanese man who was too tense?

He had a Taipei personality.

Taipei joke, Did you hear about the Taiwanese man who was too tense?

I have a Taiwanese friend who is is incredibly rude and bossy

He has a strong Taipei personality

Why is Taiwan willing to stand up to China?

Because it has a Taipei personality

What's the most common blood type in Taiwan?


Why do Taiwanese students always do so well on their standardized tests?

They've got a Taipei personality

Taipei joke, Why do Taiwanese students always do so well on their standardized tests?

Did you know that the best leaders are born and bred in the capital of Taiwan?

They all have Taipei personalities.

I met this real workaholic from Taiwan

A real Taipei personality

I once knew this incredibly meticulous man from Taiwan.

He was a real Taipei personality.

I went to Taipei but didnt like it because

I am Type B.

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My Taiwanese friend is very intense and driven:

He has a real Taipei personality

I heard that people from Taiwan are impatient and agressive...

I guess they have a Taipei personality.

What do you call a bossy person from Taiwan?

A Taipei personality.

Which blood type do most of the people in Taiwan's capital city have?


What blood type do people from Taiwan have?


Taipei joke, What blood type do people from Taiwan have?

Why are most Taiwanese people competitive and ambitious?

Because of their Taipei personality.

What's the most common personality in Taipei?

Type A

I hear Chinese tourists are aggressive and competitive.

They must have Taipei personalities.

In what city can you find the most detail oriented people?


Did you hear about that aggressive guy from Taiwan?

He was a real Taipei Personality.

Why is Taiwan so prosperous?

They have a lot of Taipei personalities.

Why did the intense guy move to Taiwan?

He had a Taipei personality.

A recent Social Behavior study showed that...

...2.6M people in Taiwan had Taipei personalities...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the taipei chen jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working taipei capita piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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