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Tainted Jokes

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A libertarian walks into a bar. . .

The barman serves him t**... alcohol because there are no regulations.
He dies.

A n**... man was arrested after stealing a bicycle and riding away on it.

Police impounded the bicycle, but worry that the evidence is t**....

There's a great deal of t**... money in the world...

It taint yours and it taint mine!

Ayn Rand, Ron Paul and Paul Ryan walk into a bar.

The bartender serves them drinks made with t**... alcohol because there are no regulations, they all die.

What does the proctologist sing after performing a prostate exam?

t**... glove.

What did the t**... Caesar salad say to the raw vegetable slices also being recalled?

Et tu crudite'

A major produce organization is reeling after multiple reports of t**... lettuce.

We may soon witness the falling of the Romaine Empire.

I know that this t**... lettuce scare has everyone worried. But please, everyone...

Try to romaine calm.


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