Tails Jokes

Funniest Tails Short Jokes

Short tails jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tails humour may include short tees jokes also.

1. So you like limericks, huh? On the Breast of a woman named Gale
   was tattooed the price of her tail
   and on her behind
   for the sake of the blind
   was the same information in braile.
2. I think my goldfish likes it when I take him out of his bowl… He sure wags his tail a lot…
3. What's the difference between a crow and a raven? All birds have tail feathers that help them fly called pinions. Crows have 3 pinions and ravens have 4. The difference is just a matter of a pinion.
4. Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2 I paid my $2 and he says "once upon a time, there was this lobster....."
5. I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, and I thought to myself, Wow, dogs are easily entertained. Then I realized : I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes.
6. Where do dogs go when they need a new tail? A re-tail store.
   I think it's such a cute joke, it's one of my favs :)
7. Man went to the butchers and asked if he had any ox tales 'Sure' replied the butcher 'once upon a time an ox…'
   Sorry messed up title should read 'ox tails' whoops
8. Did you know that dogs chase their tails clockwise in the southern hemisphere and counter-clockwise in the northern hemisphere? It's called the Corgi-olis Effect.
9. I passed by a roadside stand that said "lobster tails: $2" So I stopped, paid my $2 and the man said,
   "Once upon a time, there was a lobster..."
10. In the northern hemisphere, small dogs chase their tails clockwise, but in the southern hemisphere, they chase them counter-clockwise. This is due to the corgiolis effect.

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Tails One Liners

Which tails one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tails? I can suggest the ones about lettuce and slug.

1. Where does a dog go when he loses his tail a retail store
2. Where does a dog go when it loses it's tail and needs a new one? A retail store.
3. Where do animals go when their tails fall off? Retail store. I know I'm lame.
4. Where do dogs get new tails? The retail store
5. Where do animals go when they lose their tails? The retail store
6. Why is the number '9' like a peacock? It's nothing without its tail.
7. Where to dogs who lost their tails go? To a retail store.
8. Where does a lizard go after it drops its tail? To the retail store
9. Where do dogs go when their tail falls off? The retail store
10. Where do pets go when their tails fall off? The retail store
11. What's the perfect line of work for a lizard? Re-tail.
12. Where do lizards get their new tails? At the re-tail store
13. Where does an animal that lost its tail go? To the retail store.
14. Last night I had a dream where I was a tail pipe on a car I woke up exhausted.
15. What does a mermaid wash her tail with? Tide

Wag Tails Jokes

Here is a list of funny wag tails jokes and even better wag tails puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• clever dog Bloke walks into a pub and sees a dog playing poker with 3 men. "He must be a clever dog" the bloke says, "not really" says the barman "whenever he gets a good hand he wags his tail"
• With all this controversy about being friend zoned made me nervous,so one day I bent down and hugged my best friend and told her I love her,and she licked my face and wagged her tail!
• I just told my best friend I loved her. She wagged her tail and licked my face.
• Nothing says, "I don't take you seriously"... ...like your dog wagging it's tail while you scold it.
• Dogs playing poker Why are dogs bad at poker?
  Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand.
  Why did John's dog win the poker tournament?
  Because he's a Doberman.
• Why do dogs wag their tails? 'Cause nobody else will do it for them.
• Dog Problems My dog was having problems with his tail so I sent him to obedience school. A few weeks later there wasn't any improvement so I rang the school and found out he'd been wagging
• How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
• What do you call the condition where a dog uncontrollably wags its tail? Barkinson's Disease
• The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

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What funny jokes about tails you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bite jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tails pranks.