Tailgate Jokes
7 tailgate jokes and hilarious tailgate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tailgate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Heading to a tailgate party around Northeast soon? Read this article for the best collection of jokes to keep the fiesta going! From the rear of the stadium, laugh at the best tailgate jokes around and make the pre-game party even more fun.
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Heartwarming Tailgate Jokes that Make You Laugh
What is a good tailgate joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
There's no reason to be tailgating me when I'm doing 50 in a 35...
...and those flashing lights on your car look s**....
I'm already going 75 mph in a 35 zone, stop tailgating me!
Also the blinking lights on top of your car looks s**...
Sir you don't need to be tailgating me I'm already going 55mph in a 35mph zone
And the lights on top of your car look ridiculous
Fords coming out with heated tailgates.
So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it home.
World Cut Soccer
A little old Brazilian lady was walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags. One bag had a hole in it and $20 bills were flying out of it.
A policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, you're losing a lot of bills from that bag."
"Darnd!" she said, "Thanks for the warning. I'll go back and pick them up."
"Hold on there! Where'd all that money come from? Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no," she said. "My yard backs up on the stadium parking lot and, during tailgate parties, a lot of guys use my flower beds as bathrooms. So I stand behind a bush with my electric hedge clipper and when one is in mid-stream, I fire up the trimmer and say: '$20 or off it comes!'"
"Wow. Good idea!" laughed the cop. "But what's in the other bag?"
"Well," said the little old lady, "not all of them pay up!"
There is no need to tailgate me when I'm doing 50 in a 35
And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous!
Fords new heated tailgates..
Fords working on a new heated tailgate feature, that way when you have to push it in the snow your hands won't be cold.
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