The Best 7 Tailgate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tailgate jokes. There are some tailgate mustang jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tailgate taillight puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tailgate Jokes and Puns

Fords new heated tailgates..

Fords working on a new heated tailgate feature, that way when you have to push it in the snow your hands won't be cold.

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were cruising around in a pickup truck

As they were crossing a bridge, they lost control of the truck and it plunged into the river below. The redhead quickly opened her door and swam to the surface. The brunette's door was stuck, but she was able to roll down the window and also swam to the surface. The blonde unfortunately drowned - she couldn't get the tailgate down.

I was tailgated going 15 over

I was going 15 over the limit in the fast lane and being tailgated so I moved to the slow lane. The car behind continued to stay on my bumper. I couldn't shake him and was becoming very annoyed.

He looked so ridiculous with his flashing lights and his annoying siren.

I went to test drive a BMW

The sales person said I didn't tailgate enough to own one

3 people drowned in a truck today.

The driver went first, then the other two people did. It's a shame those guys couldn't get the tailgate down.


Six West Virginia teens dead after pickup they were riding in crashes into the Ohio River

They couldn't get the tailgate down in time to escape.

I don't know why you have to tailgate me when I'm already going 55 in a 35. And by the way, for the record

Those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tailgate bumper jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tailgate 4x4 piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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