The Best 22 Tags Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tags jokes. There are some tags prose jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tags tilikum puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tags Jokes and Puns

I changed the tags of my mother's herb jars. She hasn't notice it yet..

But the thyme is cumin

I agree that there should be different NSFW tags for violent and sexual content

Nothing changes my mood more than seeing naked people while I'm trying to enjoy horrible gore.

Why do witches wear name tags?

To know which witch is which.

Tags joke, Why do witches wear name tags?

A man and his wife go to a class reunion.....

A man and his wife go to a class reunion after a grueling 4 hour drive. When they arrive they're given name tags and head to the gymnasium.

They start talking to some friends when the wife is starting to get thirsty. So she asks the husband to go get in line to give her some punch.


He returns after 10 minutes with one empty cup, and when the wife asks about her drink the husband replies,

"Sorry honey, the punchline was too long and it wasn't that good"

A vulture and his wife are going on vacation to the Bahamas.

With many large suitcases packed, they arrive at the airport and saunter up to the check-in counter. The agent weighs, tags, and sends each bag off, until she notices one giving off a foul smell.

"Sir, are you checking this bag?" The agent asks.

"No, sorry, that's our carrion"


I asked my local store why they don't round the 99 cent price tags to a dollar

They said that there's no cents in the change

I don't have tags for my dog, but I bought her a phone in case she got lost. She ran away today.

I really should collar.


Also, Lost: Seeing Eye Dog

Last Seen: Never

Tags joke, I don't have tags for my dog, but I bought her a phone in case she got lost. She ran away today.

Last year, the kids at the beach were all using hashtags in their photos...

This year, they will be using toe tags...

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tale, the other tags a whale.

How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?

One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

Offensive warning

An English man, a Welsh man and a Pakistani man are waiting at a hospital as their wives had just given birth. A midwife comes in and explains that the name tags have been messed up and they will have to work out which baby belongs to who. The English man, by right, goes first and chooses what is clearly the Pakistani child. When the baby's father points this out to him, he says I know, but there's a Welsh kid in there and I'm not taking any chances

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I asked my wife...

If she wanted to do something illegal and it involves beds tonight. I can't wait to see her face light up when she finds out we're ripping all the mattress tags off this evening.

I accidentally slept with a prostitute last night...

I thought I was more careful and smart than that, I swear! I typically check the tags on their feet first! :(

I hosted a seminar for multiple personality,

It took me hours to make all the name tags.

How many US Navy electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, and three hours. One to write the tags and hang them, one to second check and fix it, and a supervisor to verify the job was done correctly.

Stolen from Navy boyfriend

I always dreamed about shopping without looking at price tags

I can now that I'm blind.

Tags joke, I always dreamed about shopping without looking at price tags

Feels good to finally be able to walk into the store and buy whatever I want without checking price tags.

I sure do love the Dollar tree!

Why do witches wear name tags?

So they know which witch is which!

(I used to say this all the time when I was younger)

Three men, a Republican, a Brit and a Jamaican

all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy boys, however, unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblance etc. The Brit wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby The Jamaican looks a bit confused, "excuse me", he said, "but don't you think he's likely to be mine ?" "Probably", said the Brit, "but one of them in there's a Republican, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!"


What's a pirates favourite mean of fixing paper together?

Treasury tags.

Why do members of the Westboro Baptist Church only wear tagless shirts?

Because God hates tags.

An old man goes to the doctor...

...for his yearly physical, his wife tags along with him, The Doctor says: "I'll need a Urine sample, a Stool sample, and a Sperm sample." The old man being hard of hearing says: "What did he say? What's he want?" His wife replies: "He said he needs your underwear."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tags pad jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tags regions piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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