Tag Jokes
119 tag jokes and hilarious tag puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tag that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh your way through this collection of jokes about tags, from laser tag and gorilla tag to cat tags and ankle tags! Learn about different types of tags, puns about tags, and more tag-related humor. Find fun applications for tags, discover modem jokes, and explore the meta-joke of tag jokes.
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Funniest Tag Short Jokes
Short tag jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tag humour may include short meta jokes also.
- I changed the tags of my mother's herb jars. She hasn't notice it yet.. But the thyme is cumin
- TIL in germany when someone is diagnosed with coeliac disease other coeliacs will chase and try and hit them with bread to make them feel welcomed. It's called gluten tag.
- I got banned from laser tag today.... I guess they didn't like it when i used a knife to save ammo.
- When I was a kid my younger cousin always cheated at freeze tag, So I wasn't surprised when I heard he got shot by the cops
- A guy asks his Roman friend what size a shirt is. He looks at the XL on the tag and says, "it's a size 40."
- What did the bird say to the price tag? Cheep!
(As told to me this morning by my 7 year old son. He was quite proud of the joke.) - I got a new tag on my car On the front of my car, there's a license plate that says "Dodge."
That's not the manufacturer, it's a suggestion. - So now I'm banned from going to the laser tag fun center They said I'm not allowed to use melee attacks
- I asked my local store why they don't round the 99 cent price tags to a dollar They said that there's no cents in the change
- Doctor Griffith Doctor Griffith offers both Veterinary and Taxidermy services. His tag line is "Either way, you get your pet back".
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Tag One Liners
Which tag one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tag? I can suggest the ones about application and name tag.
- I got banned from laser tag today. Apparently they frown on using a knife to save ammo.
- What do you call a game where Germans throw bread at each other Gluten tag
- What did one German wheat farmer say to the other German wheat farmer? Gluten tag
- What do you get when you cross a church with a laser tag arena? Pew! Pew! Pew!
- Why do witches wear name tags? To know which witch is which.
- What's a snowman's favorite winter solstice game? "Freeze" tag!
- How do German bakers greet people Gluten tag
- What's the worst part about playing tag with a clown? When the clown is it.
- Why does Pennywise hate playing tag? Because he's always IT.
- How do you get the attention of a pervert? A Not Safe For Work Tag.
- Grocery shopping on a diet is easy in Germany.. Just look for the *gluten tag*.
- How do you greet a celiac German? Gluten Tag
- What's the policy at French morgues? Baguette and tag it.
- A kid playing tag runs up to Tim Curry and says... you're IT
- How do cows greet each other in Germany? Gluten tag.
Name Tag Jokes
Here is a list of funny name tag jokes and even better name tag puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A blonde is at the diner A blonde is at a diner and when the waitress comes to take the order, the blonde reads the name tag out loud:
'Debbie, how sweet.... what do you call the other one?' - Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag? A: "What did you name the other one?"
- Air Hostess with a tag. Air Hostess had name tag on her chest, naming her Mia.
Guy: Beautiful name.
Air hostess: Thanks.
Guy: Didn't you name the other one? - I hosted a seminar for multiple personality, It took me hours to make all the name tags.
- Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags? It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
Laser Tag Jokes
Here is a list of funny laser tag jokes and even better laser tag puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Where do the boats go when they're sick? The doc.
(I worked at a laser tag arena for 6 years and have been relayed dad jokes by offspring a many a times, this one was 4 years old)
Dog Tag Jokes
Here is a list of funny dog tag jokes and even better dog tag puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I don't have tags for my dog, but I bought her a phone in case she got lost. She ran away today. I really should collar.
Also, Lost: Seeing Eye Dog
Last Seen: Never - What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags it's tale, the other tags a whale.
Laughter Tag Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about tag you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean oops jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tag pranks.
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How many germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One.
We are very effective and don´t have a great sense of humor.
Guten Tag!
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When German children play a game involving touching each other with bread...
it's called gluten tag.
I'll show myself out.
Woman buys parrot
A woman walks into a pet store, and is perusing through the various animals when she comes across one of the most beautiful parrots she has ever seen. She's taken aback by the tropical beauty of this bird, and when she looks on the price tag on the cage it says 50$. The woman turns to the man at the front counter and asks "Why is a bird this beautiful being sold for this little?" The man looks up and says "Oh, that bird was originally kept in a house of prostitution, and boy does he have a mouth". The woman takes the words to heart but buys the bird anyway. She buys it, and takes it home with her. She puts the bird in the living room. Suddenly the bird squawks "NEW HOUSE NEW MADAME!" The woman is put off by this but she figures that in a few days the bird will get over it. Her daughters come home from school and the bird speaks again "NEW HOUSE, NEW MADAME, NEW GIRLS!" Again the woman is off put but she assures her kids that the bird will grow out of its old habits. The woman's husband gets back in from a day at work. The parrot takes one look at him and squawks:
"HI GARY!!"
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A man from Florida is on vacation in France and looking for a souvenir
He decides to buy a shirt that he can show off when he golfs with his buddies back home, so he finds a golf store.
To his surprise, he finds a golf shirt with a picture of a gator on it! There's gator merchandise from France?? What a perfect shirt!
He checks the tag and it's 100 €! Incensed, he asks the shopkeeper "Hey, why the h**... does the tag on this shirt say 100 euro?"
The shopkeeper replies "Monsieur, that is Lacoste."
If Nike was founded by a women
Then the tag line would be "Just do it....If you want too...I dont want to force you...Its your life...anyways you never listen to me...Do whatever you want...Who am I to say"
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I recently had s**... with a girl who I thought I was legal age
A wave of horror came over me when I noticed her toe tag said "15 years old"
I posted a question about the brightest star in the night sky, but all I got were joke replies.
Should've added the [Sirius] tag.
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I was at a l**... store and they were advertising an old fashioned-looking nighty with the tag line "Just like mother used to wear"...
It's called a Freudian Slip.
What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?
Gluten Tag
And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread?
Flour power
And when a lot of people do it at the same time?
a rye-ot
My town has a large epilepsy hospital
Today, I wanted to do something nice for the kids: they're always so sad about not being able to do normal things. It was a $1200 investment for all of them total, but...
Who's ready for laser tag!?
You know how cats always swat at each other for seemingly no reason? Turns out it's in their DNA.
I'm sure somewhere in their genome it reads CAT TAG
A man walks the streets of London
He sees a begar with wooden leg and thinks: a criple, classic... But then he sees that he has a tag: Falkland veteran. The men remembers what was that about and tells himself: This man fought for me, when i was lying at home. So he gives the begar ten pounds.
And the begar answers: Gracias senor, gracias.
My friend JB had to get a name tag...
See JB's name was JB. It didn't stand for anything. No, sir. It was simply JB. So he wrote on the application J only B only to ensure there was no mistake.
His name tag came back Jonly Bonly
Tag line outside a Breast Implant Clinic:
If nature has given you "lemons"
we will re-arrange the alphabets & convert them into "melons" !!
What did the German celiac patient say when he walked into the doctors office?
Gluten tag!
A couple of unemployed tough guys see a pair of crocodile shoes in a store window.
The one turns to the other and says, "Look at that price tag! I tell you there's money to be made there!"
So they spend the next 4 weeks in Florida hunting crocs. They kill several, eventually running out of bullets and resorting to a knife at first, then their bare hands.
The first one turns to the other and says, "I'll tell you what, if this next croc we see doesn't have shoes on I quit."
The difference between cats and dogs when you die
When you die, your dog will mourn you until the day he dies.
When you die, your cat will be playing with the toe tag while they're taking your body out the door.
Playing tag with Jimmy Glasscock is easy...
No matter how quiet he is, you can always see him coming!
What did Mike Tyson say to the drug addicts who were playing tag in his front yard?
Quit mething around.
Did you hear about Disney's new Star Wars/ Highlander crossover?
The tag line is "There can be Obi-Wan."
The other day my dad ran away from me
I had a great time playing tag though.
What phrase freaks out a gluten intolerant Soviet the most?
Gluten Tag.
What do millennial stoners play during recess?
Hash Tag.
What did the German gym goer say on leg day?
Gluten tag
Did you see the tag line for Quentin Tarantino's Winnie the Pooh?
Do you see a sign that says 'dead Tigger storage'?
Why did the kids get shot in the getto neighborhood?
Because they were playing tag with blue and red teams..
I'm gonna open a bakery in Germany.
I'll call it "Gluten Tag!"
K-THX-BAI!!!!!
What should you avoid saying when you meet an allergic German ?
Gluten Tag !
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How does a fat german say hello?
Gluten Tag!
What do you say to a German coeliac?
"Gluten Tag"
I apologise for nothing ;)
A man got married and became one plus . But he got divorced soon after .
One plus tag line never settle
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What's the worst thing a German can say to someone with celiac disease?
Gluten tag.
What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?
A centipede with a wooden leg!
*^^Joke ^^I ^^found ^^in ^^the ^^Tokyo ^^Ghoul ^^tag ^^on ^^Tumblr, ^^my ^^brother ^^loves ^^this ^^one!*
How do German bread greet each other?
Gluten tag!
I'm going to paint graffiti...
Want to tag along?
What did one German child say to another?
Guten Tag you're it
"Let's bust this joint"
is the new tag line for the Artritis Support Group.
How do HTML elements greet each other?
Guten Tag!
How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?
Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.
What do German kids play on the playground?
Guten tag!
A dad buys his son a halloween costume
-Dad,can I take the price tag off now?It's really annoying..
-No,keep it until we get home so we can really scare mom
In Sims 3, what's the difference between Sims playing tag and sims playing hide & seek?
Eh, Sim antics
The key to winning freeze tag?
Sliding tackles.
What did one nut say to the other nut when they were playing tag?
I'm a Cashew
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Dear TAG heuer ..
I'm pretty sure that if I end up 500 meters under water, I won't need a f**...' watch anymore.
How do you tell if something has gluten in a German grocery store??
The gluten tag.
Going to the store to buy milk used to be a chore
Now that I have a baby, its like one of those red tag vacations where you hope your transportation breaks down and youre stranded on the resort.
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Being on Twitter is like getting s**... and chasing after people.
It's all just a game of hash tag.
Russians woman's favorite tag line
He went to jared's
Looks like my favorite sandwich lost it's 50% off price tag
Is it too late for good-buys?
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Nobody wants to play laser tag with me…
They always say I get too into it when I start p**... whipping everyone.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I find the too soon tag a little strange.
Given that 3 am is a little too late for shots.
Actual Critic
Armani blazer: 20k
Gucci shoes: 15k
Tag Heuer watch: 50k
Friend meets you and says "Looking Idiot" - Priceless
Oscar Pistorius jailed for 5 years after authorities failed to find a good way of putting an electronic tag around his ankle.
How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?
# nophiltrum
Actual conversation with Country Harvest about the launch of their new website.
Agent: Yeah so we're gonna need you to slice up those images and tag the categories.
Web Developer: Ok what about the products?
Agent: Put them in a box.
Web Developer: And the sub nav?
Agent: Yes, use breadcrumbs.
Web Developer: Ok great.
Agent: Let me know if any problems arise, we gotta get this wrapped up by this afternoon or we're toast!
Wash. Biol. Surv.
A biological survey team based in Washington State University were studying the migratory habits of crows, so they caught a number of the birds in several states, tagged them with a metal tag marked WASH. BIOL. SURV. along with a box number and serial number, and released them.
After a while they received the following letter in slightly shaky handwriting:
*Dear sirs, Yesterday I shot one of yer crows an give it to mah wife to cook. Followin yer instructions, she washed it, bioled it an surved it. It was the worst thing we ever et.*
