Tag Jokes
123 tag jokes and hilarious tag puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tag that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh your way through this collection of jokes about tags, from laser tag and gorilla tag to cat tags and ankle tags! Learn about different types of tags, puns about tags, and more tag-related humor. Find fun applications for tags, discover modem jokes, and explore the meta-joke of tag jokes.
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Funniest Tag Short Jokes
Short tag jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tag humour may include short meta jokes also.
- I changed the tags of my mother's herb jars. She hasn't notice it yet.. But the thyme is cumin
- TIL in germany when someone is diagnosed with coeliac disease other coeliacs will chase and try and hit them with bread to make them feel welcomed. It's called gluten tag.
- How many germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.
We are very effective and don´t have a great sense of humor.
Guten Tag! - I got banned from laser tag today.... I guess they didn't like it when i used a knife to save ammo.
- When German children play a game involving touching each other with bread... it's called gluten tag.
I'll show myself out. - When I was a kid my younger cousin always cheated at freeze tag, So I wasn't surprised when I heard he got shot by the cops
- A guy asks his Roman friend what size a shirt is. He looks at the XL on the tag and says, "it's a size 40."
- What did the bird say to the price tag? Cheep!
(As told to me this morning by my 7 year old son. He was quite proud of the joke.) - A German is in the supermarket when he passes by a loaf of bread and greets it It had a gluten tag.
- I got a new tag on my car On the front of my car, there's a license plate that says "Dodge."
That's not the manufacturer, it's a suggestion.
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Tag One Liners
Which tag one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tag? I can suggest the ones about application and user.
- I got banned from laser tag today. Apparently they frown on using a knife to save ammo.
- What do you call a game where Germans throw bread at each other Gluten tag
- What did one German wheat farmer say to the other German wheat farmer? Gluten tag
- So...I got banned from laser tag today Apparently you can't use a knife to conserve ammo
- What does a German bread say? Gluten tag.
- What do you get when you cross a church with a laser tag arena? Pew! Pew! Pew!
- Why do witches wear name tags? To know which witch is which.
- What's a snowman's favorite winter solstice game? "Freeze" tag!
- Always makes someone laugh What does a German bread say?
Gluten tag. - How do German bakers greet people Gluten tag
- What's the worst part about playing tag with a clown? When the clown is it.
- Why does Pennywise hate playing tag? Because he's always IT.
- How do you get the attention of a pervert? A Not Safe For Work Tag.
- How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag.
- Grocery shopping on a diet is easy in Germany.. Just look for the *gluten tag*.
Name Tag Jokes
Here is a list of funny name tag jokes and even better name tag puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A blonde is at the diner A blonde is at a diner and when the waitress comes to take the order, the blonde reads the name tag out loud:
'Debbie, how sweet.... what do you call the other one?' - Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag? A: "What did you name the other one?"
- Air Hostess with a tag. Air Hostess had name tag on her chest, naming her Mia.
Guy: Beautiful name.
Air hostess: Thanks.
Guy: Didn't you name the other one? - I hosted a seminar for multiple personality, It took me hours to make all the name tags.
- Why do witches wear name tags? So they know which witch is which!
(I used to say this all the time when I was younger) - Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags? It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
Laser Tag Jokes
Here is a list of funny laser tag jokes and even better laser tag puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- So now I'm banned from going to the laser tag fun center They said I'm not allowed to use melee attacks
- Where do the boats go when they're sick? The doc.
(I worked at a laser tag arena for 6 years and have been relayed dad jokes by offspring a many a times, this one was 4 years old) - Nobody wants to play laser tag with me… They always say I get too into it when I start p**... whipping everyone.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dog Tag Jokes
Here is a list of funny dog tag jokes and even better dog tag puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I don't have tags for my dog, but I bought her a phone in case she got lost. She ran away today. I really should collar.
Also, Lost: Seeing Eye Dog
Last Seen: Never - What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags it's tale, the other tags a whale.
- How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Laughter Tag Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about tag you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean name tag jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tag pranks.
Woman buys parrot
A woman walks into a pet store, and is perusing through the various animals when she comes across one of the most beautiful parrots she has ever seen. She's taken aback by the tropical beauty of this bird, and when she looks on the price tag on the cage it says 50$. The woman turns to the man at the front counter and asks "Why is a bird this beautiful being sold for this little?" The man looks up and says "Oh, that bird was originally kept in a house of prostitution, and boy does he have a mouth". The woman takes the words to heart but buys the bird anyway. She buys it, and takes it home with her. She puts the bird in the living room. Suddenly the bird squawks "NEW HOUSE NEW MADAME!" The woman is put off by this but she figures that in a few days the bird will get over it. Her daughters come home from school and the bird speaks again "NEW HOUSE, NEW MADAME, NEW GIRLS!" Again the woman is off put but she assures her kids that the bird will grow out of its old habits. The woman's husband gets back in from a day at work. The parrot takes one look at him and squawks:
"HI GARY!!"
A man from Florida is on vacation in France and looking for a souvenir
He decides to buy a shirt that he can show off when he golfs with his buddies back home, so he finds a golf store.
To his surprise, he finds a golf shirt with a picture of a gator on it! There's gator merchandise from France?? What a perfect shirt!
He checks the tag and it's 100 €! Incensed, he asks the shopkeeper "Hey, why the h**... does the tag on this shirt say 100 euro?"
The shopkeeper replies "Monsieur, that is Lacoste."
Doctor Griffith
Doctor Griffith offers both Veterinary and Taxidermy services. His tag line is "Either way, you get your pet back".
If Nike was founded by a women
Then the tag line would be "Just do it....If you want too...I dont want to force you...Its your life...anyways you never listen to me...Do whatever you want...Who am I to say"
How do you greet a celiac German?
Gluten Tag
I recently had s**... with a girl who I thought I was legal age
A wave of horror came over me when I noticed her toe tag said "15 years old"
What is a German bakers favorite game?
Gluten tag
I posted a question about the brightest star in the night sky, but all I got were joke replies.
Should've added the [Sirius] tag.
How do German bakers say hello
Gluten tag
I was at a l**... store and they were advertising an old fashioned-looking nighty with the tag line "Just like mother used to wear"...
It's called a Freudian Slip.
What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?
Gluten Tag
And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread?
Flour power
And when a lot of people do it at the same time?
a rye-ot
My town has a large epilepsy hospital
Today, I wanted to do something nice for the kids: they're always so sad about not being able to do normal things. It was a $1200 investment for all of them total, but...
Who's ready for laser tag!?
How do Germans tell if bread is gluten free?
They check the Gluten Tag
What's the policy at French morgues?
Baguette and tag it.
You know how cats always swat at each other for seemingly no reason? Turns out it's in their DNA.
I'm sure somewhere in their genome it reads CAT TAG
How do Germans greet their toast?
Gluten tag
A man walks the streets of London
He sees a begar with wooden leg and thinks: a criple, classic... But then he sees that he has a tag: Falkland veteran. The men remembers what was that about and tells himself: This man fought for me, when i was lying at home. So he gives the begar ten pounds.
And the begar answers: Gracias senor, gracias.
My friend JB had to get a name tag...
See JB's name was JB. It didn't stand for anything. No, sir. It was simply JB. So he wrote on the application J only B only to ensure there was no mistake.
His name tag came back Jonly Bonly
A blonde walks into a restaurant
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some dinner, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt. ''Gee, that's nice. What did you name the other one?''
Tag line outside a Breast Implant Clinic:
If nature has given you "lemons"
we will re-arrange the alphabets & convert them into "melons" !!
Two nuts are playing tag, and chaser says to the chasee:
Imma cashew!
How does German bread say hello?
Gluten tag
How does a German bread greet you in the morning?
Gluten tag!
What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?
*Gluten tag*
What did the German celiac patient say when he walked into the doctors office?
Gluten tag!
How does a German Baker greet his customers?
Gluten Tag
A couple of unemployed tough guys see a pair of crocodile shoes in a store window.
The one turns to the other and says, "Look at that price tag! I tell you there's money to be made there!"
So they spend the next 4 weeks in Florida hunting crocs. They kill several, eventually running out of bullets and resorting to a knife at first, then their bare hands.
The first one turns to the other and says, "I'll tell you what, if this next croc we see doesn't have shoes on I quit."
The difference between cats and dogs when you die
When you die, your dog will mourn you until the day he dies.
When you die, your cat will be playing with the toe tag while they're taking your body out the door.
Playing tag with Jimmy Glasscock is easy...
No matter how quiet he is, you can always see him coming!
What did Mike Tyson say to the drug addicts who were playing tag in his front yard?
Quit mething around.
A kid playing tag runs up to Tim Curry and says...
you're IT
What did the German sausage say to the French bread?
Gluten tag!
Did you hear about Disney's new Star Wars/ Highlander crossover?
The tag line is "There can be Obi-Wan."
How do cows greet each other in Germany?
Gluten tag.
The other day my dad ran away from me
I had a great time playing tag though.
What phrase freaks out a gluten intolerant Soviet the most?
Gluten Tag.
How do you greet your German celiac friend?
Gluten tag
A Scotsman walks into a bar..
..the Welshman, Northern Irishman and the Englishman were meant to tag along but they went to the Euros.
How does a German hipster say hello?
Gluten tag!
What do millennial stoners play during recess?
Hash Tag.
How do German bakers greet you?
Gluten tag!
What did the German gym goer say on leg day?
Gluten tag
Did you see the tag line for Quentin Tarantino's Winnie the Pooh?
Do you see a sign that says 'dead Tigger storage'?
Why did the kids get shot in the getto neighborhood?
Because they were playing tag with blue and red teams..
What did the German bread say to the crackers?
Gluten Tag!
I'm gonna open a bakery in Germany.
I'll call it "Gluten Tag!"
K-THX-BAI!!!!!
What should you avoid saying when you meet an allergic German ?
Gluten Tag !
How does a fat german say hello?
Gluten Tag!
What do you say to a German coeliac?
"Gluten Tag"
I apologise for nothing ;)
A man got married and became one plus . But he got divorced soon after .
One plus tag line never settle
What's the worst thing a German can say to someone with celiac disease?
Gluten tag.
What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?
A centipede with a wooden leg!
*^^Joke ^^I ^^found ^^in ^^the ^^Tokyo ^^Ghoul ^^tag ^^on ^^Tumblr, ^^my ^^brother ^^loves ^^this ^^one!*
How do German bread greet each other?
Gluten tag!
What did the boy say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while playing tag?
Na-na boo-boo
What shouldn't you say to a vegan German?
Gluten tag!
I'm going to paint graffiti...
Want to tag along?
