Howlingly Hilarious Tactics Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
A general walks up to his private
"Private!"
"Yes, sir!"
"I didn't see you in camouflage tactics training this morning!"
"Thank you, sir!"
if I'm ever trying to murder someone...
If I'm ever trying to murder someone and they're getting away, I'm just gonna yell "WAIT! YOU'RE ON SCARE TACTICS!"
and as they come back laughing I'll stab them 47 times in the chest.
I've invented a new game. You use small breath mints as playing pieces in the old-fashioned match-3-in-a-row game. I'd be happy to teach you my strategy for winning this game, but I'll have to charge you a small fee:
Call it a Tic Tac Tic-Tac-Toe Tactics Tax.
The CIA, MI5, and the KGB have a contest
The CIA, MI5, and the KGB have a contest to see who can find a white rabbit in the forest
The CIA comes in first place, finding the rabbit in fourteen hours. They used contacts, thermal vision, and satellites.
MI5 comes in second place, finding the rabbit in 24 hours using much of the same tactics
The KGB comes in last place. In one hour, they produced a bear, near beaten to death, who said "OK, OK, I admit it, I am a rabbit."
There once was a famous fighter, anointed by the king in ancient france. After his death, all other knights swore to carry on his battle tactics, named after him in his honor, for all wars to come.
His name was Sir Render.
What kind of breath mints do dyslexic military officers use?
Tac-tics
You're police with Special weapons and tactics Harry
I'm a SWAT?
The blitzkrieg tactics feel weird
Idk, it just hits different
What do you do when you are at the bottom of the robe and things are happening to fast?
You use belay tactics
Ad hominem tactics are awful
and so is anyone that uses them.
According to reports, Argentina are picking their own team for the game against Nigeria, and are split from their coach tactics and opinions...
Sounds like it's getting Messi.
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Now that the democrats banned straws...
Republicans can no longer use strawman tactics. That's actually really clever.
The military recently put their specially-trained Spec Ops primate in cooking lessons.
The Army loves guorillar tactics.
