The Best 9 Tactical Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tactical jokes. There are some tactical designers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tactical mmo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tactical Jokes and Puns

The United States doesn't use torture techniques such as water boarding

The prefer the term "tactical baptism"

Studies show people who carry tactical knives with flashlights are less confident guessers.

They never take a stab in the dark.

What is the Tactical Division of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police called?

The Special Horses.

How do you make an avocado tactical?

You turn it into GuacaMOLLE

What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?



The United States finally outlawed the waterboarding of suspected terrorists!

They have decided to replace it with a more politically correct interrogation method: Tactical Baptism

What do you call two gay COD players?

Tactical insertion.

What is it called when men have sex with each other in the military?

Tactical Insertion.

I made a joke XD

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

*Tactical Insertion.*

What do you call it when a COD player gets laid?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tactical strategic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tactical combat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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