Tacos Jokes
50 tacos jokes and hilarious tacos puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tacos that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tacos Short Jokes
Short tacos jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tacos humour may include short fish taco jokes also.
- To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They just picked pizza. I'm about to make tacos because they don't live in a swing state.
- To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don't live in a swing state.
- It's very important to not leave out the word "each." For example, when the price of 4 tacos is $2 vs $2 each, or When you tell people that you and your sister each have a child
- I don't understand why some people say, "Taco Bell isn't real Mexican." It gets the job done for less than half the cost. That's about as Mexican as it gets.
- What is Chipotle most known for? - A. steak Bowls
- B. Delicious Tacos
- C. Chips
- D. Burritos
- E. Coli - My kids were asking me how democracy works, so I let them vote on dinner as a teaching exercise.They picked pizza.. .. but I made tacos, because they don't live in a swing state.
- I'm Mexican I'm not offended by taco jokes or fiesta jokes. But Immigration jokes?
They cross the line. - My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said "less McDonald's" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant
- I got gas today for $1.49. I couldn't believe it was that cheap. Then again, I don't know what else I expected going to Taco Bell.
- I love taco bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want... I get hard every time.
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Tacos One Liners
Which tacos one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tacos? I can suggest the ones about taco bell and mexican food.
- Where can you still get gas for $1.39? Taco Bell
- I got gas today for $1.57 Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell…
- What does pacman put on his Tacos? Guacawaccawaccamole
- I hate tacos! Said no Juan ever.
- I don't like tacos Said no Juan ever.
- Last night I made fish tacos They looked at them and just swam away.
- I made some fish tacos but they just ignored them and swam away.
- Happy International Women's Day! Or as I like to call it, Taco Tuesday
- I made some fish tacos last night... They just swam away and ignored them.
- Mexican word of the day: wheelchair Theirs only 1 taco left, so wheel chair.
- Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco? Por flavor
- I got gas for $1.08 today... ...too bad it was from Taco Bell.
- I made fish tacos today But they ignored them and swam away…
- I got gas for 2$ today. The Taco Bell value menu still slaps though
- Gas is still $1.29 if you know where to go. Taco Bell bean burritos.
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What funny jokes about tacos you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean burrito jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tacos pranks.
Priest: Don't drink too much liquor. You will go to h**....
Alcoholic - Really? What about the guy who sells the liquor? Priest - He will also go to h**.... Alcoholic - Ok, what about the girl who sells Al Pastor tacos, and put's out in the food truck outside the Liquor Store? Priest - She too will go to h**.... Alcoholic - In that case, I have no problem going to h**....
I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night...
The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said "help there are two armed men inside."
I drove off laughing, thinking "well yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm"
My idiot friend keeps saying, Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.
I said, Try ordering Tacos instead, m**....
A Knock knock joke as told by my 4year old
Him: Knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
Him trying not to laugh at his own joke:Tacos!
Me: Tacos who?
Him with glee: No silly tacos don't go who they go crunch crunch!
The Kid's going places I tell ya.
My kids won't eat their tacos for dinner, so I had to throw them out.
Then I ate their tacos.
Three men are on a boat back to North America...
A Mexican, an American, and a Canadian are all heading back to their home countries after going on a vacation in Europe. Suddenly the boat starts to sink. The Canadian says, "The boat is too heavy, we need to get rid of some stuff." The Mexican says, "We already have too many of these in Mexico!" and he throws the tacos out of the boat. The Canadian says, "We already have too many of these in Canada!" and he throws all the maple syrup off the boat. The American says, "We already have too many of these in America!" and he throws the Mexican off the boat.
*apoligies for racism, I am not a racist person*
If you stack two tacos on top of each other, you get two tacos.
But if you stack two lasagnas on top of each other, you get one lasagna.
To teach my kids about the election I let them vote for dinner.
They voted for pizza so I made tacos to teach them their vote doesn't matter anyway.
I think Taco Tuesday sets a bad example for children.
They need to grow up knowing that they can eat tacos every day of the week.
My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos....
I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food.
What does Pac-Man put on his tacos
Guacauacauacauacauacauacamole
These Mexican cannibals accidentally...
These Mexican cannibals accidentally kill a priest for their meal. One of the guys asks the cook "ay, what's for dinner?"
The cook says "tacos al pastor"
Last night I made some fish tacos.
Turns out they don't like Mexican food.
I made some fish tacos today
They must not be hungry because they just swam away.
A Mexican, American and Japanese man are standing on the top of the world's tallest building...
They are told to throw off something their country has a lot of.
The Japanese man goes first: he throws off sushi.
The Mexican then proceeds to throw off tacos.
And then the American pushes the Mexican off.
What tacos do Californians get?
Asuhhhda
I made some fish tacos tonight.
But they ignored the tacos and just swam away.
Happy cake day to me!
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner: pizza or tacos .
They picked pizza.
So I made steamed broccoli because that's what we get after we are done voting.
I'm opening a floating restaurant on a houseboat where we sell ice cream tacos, and our mascot is a gorilla dressed like an ancient Mongolian warrior.
I call it "Attila Gorilla's Vanilla Tortilla Flotilla"
It was a bad idea doing tacos the night before the big meeting. Everyone looked shocked when I accidentally f**... loudly.
I looked back at them, just as shocked. After a moment, I broke the awkward silence, and said,
"Did you hear that a**... talking s**... behind my back?"
An American, an Irishman and a Mexican walk into a... boat
The boat's sinking. They need to get rid of some things. The Irishman says, "I'll throw my beer into the ocean... We got plenty of that in Ireland!" The Mexican says, "I'll throw out my tacos. We got plenty of those in Mexico." The American says' "I'll throw out the Mexican, we got plenty of those in America!"
Thank God I don't have to hunt for my food.
I don't even know where tacos live.
