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141 taco jokes and hilarious taco puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about taco that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of taco jokes! Whether you're a fan of Mexican food or not, these jokes are sure to get you laughing.

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Popular Taco Short Jokes

Short taco jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The taco humour may include short burrito jokes also.

  1. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They just picked pizza. I'm about to make tacos because they don't live in a swing state.
  2. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don't live in a swing state.
  3. It's very important to not leave out the word "each." For example, when the price of 4 tacos is $2 vs $2 each, or When you tell people that you and your sister each have a child
  4. I don't understand why some people say, "Taco Bell isn't real Mexican." It gets the job done for less than half the cost. That's about as Mexican as it gets.
  5. What is Chipotle most known for? - A. steak Bowls
    - B. Delicious Tacos
    - C. Chips
    - D. Burritos
    - E. Coli
  6. My kids were asking me how democracy works, so I let them vote on dinner as a teaching exercise.They picked pizza.. .. but I made tacos, because they don't live in a swing state.
  7. I'm Mexican I'm not offended by taco jokes or fiesta jokes. But Immigration jokes?
    They cross the line.
  8. My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said "less McDonald's" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant
  9. I got gas today for $1.49. I couldn't believe it was that cheap. Then again, I don't know what else I expected going to Taco Bell.
  10. I love taco bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want... I get hard every time.

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Taco One Liners

Which taco one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with taco? I can suggest the ones about tortilla and nacho.

  1. Where can you still get gas for $1.39? Taco Bell
  2. I got gas today for $1.57 Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell…
  3. What does pacman put on his Tacos? Guacawaccawaccamole
  4. I hate tacos! Said no Juan ever.
  5. I don't like tacos Said no Juan ever.
  6. Last night I made fish tacos They looked at them and just swam away.
  7. I made some fish tacos but they just ignored them and swam away.
  8. Happy International Women's Day! Or as I like to call it, Taco Tuesday
  9. I made some fish tacos last night... They just swam away and ignored them.
  10. Mexican word of the day: wheelchair Theirs only 1 taco left, so wheel chair.
  11. Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco? Por flavor
  12. I got gas for $1.08 today... ...too bad it was from Taco Bell.
  13. I made fish tacos today But they ignored them and swam away…
  14. I got gas for 2$ today. The Taco Bell value menu still slaps though
  15. Gas is still $1.29 if you know where to go. Taco Bell bean burritos.

Taco Bell Jokes

Here is a list of funny taco bell jokes and even better taco bell puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Everyone's complaining about the price of gas but I just got gas for $1.50 It was from a Taco Bell...
  • Yo mama so dumb she tried to ring Taco Bell.
  • What's the difference between a hard and soft shell taco from Taco Bell? About 25 seconds in the microwave.
  • DNA is like the menu at Taco Bell Different combinations of the same four ingredients to achieve endless results.
  • I tried eating the whole Taco Bell menu once.. They kindly asked me to get off the counter
  • My doctor said I need to eat more Taco Bell He actually said I was constipated, but I understood what he meant.
  • Yo mama so fat when she eats Taco Bell, she gets the walks.
  • In these tough times Taco Bell is providing more value than ever Where else can you get gas for $1.19?
  • If you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen.. It tastes exactly like poverty.
  • In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno... It's a hostile tacover.

Taco Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny taco day jokes and even better taco day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I think Taco Tuesday sets a bad example for children. They need to grow up knowing that they can eat tacos every day of the week.
  • I made some fish tacos tonight. But they ignored the tacos and just swam away.
    Happy cake day to me!
  • Dear Diary.. ..today I ate Indian food and Taco bell.
    Thus, I will call you "Dear Diarrea" for the next two days.
  • My nephew complained about hair in his food. I told him that in my day that is how all fish tacos were served.
  • So today is Valentine's Day..... But if you are single it is taco Tuesday
  • Give a man a taco and you feed him for a day... Give him directions to Taco Bell and you feed him for life.
  • Mexican word of the day: Wheelchair For example, I onlee have one taco, so wheelchair.
Taco joke, Mexican word of the day: Wheelchair

Fish Taco Jokes

Here is a list of funny fish taco jokes and even better fish taco puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Last night I made some fish tacos. Turns out they don't like Mexican food.
  • I made some fish tacos today They must not be hungry because they just swam away.
  • Two exes are texting.. Male Ex: Just ate a fish taco; it reminded me of you.
    Female Ex: What a coincidence, because I ordered a pizza and it came in 20 seconds. It reminded me of you.
  • What's a sheep's favorite type of taco? Baaaja fish
  • why are the fish taco and chicken taco always friends? Cause there's no beef

Taco And Nacho Jokes

Here is a list of funny taco and nacho jokes and even better taco and nacho puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If you don't like tacos... then i'm nacho type.
  • Did you hear about the secret taco factory? No? That's because it's nacho business
  • Too bad you can't actually get the new fries from Taco Bell Cause they are nacho fries
  • A nacho and a taco have a conversation. The taco asks: "Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it?"
    The nacho responds: "Because I'm nacho friend anymore."
  • When people make fun of me being fat When people make fun of me being fat from eating Doritos, I always tell them "it's nacho business and I refuse to taco about it".
  • I was going to get Taco Bells Nacho Fries Today But they kept telling me they are Nacho Fries!
  • 1st (Original) Joke I've EVER Posted What do you call a taco's ex-girlfriend???
    Nacho b**...!!!
Taco joke, 1st (Original) Joke I've EVER Posted

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about taco can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of taco puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Amusing Taco Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about taco you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean mexican nacho jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make taco prank.

What did the mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

A Frenchman, A Mexican, And an American are sitting in a train car together

The Mexican is eating a taco, Stops, And throws it out the window;The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Mexican responds, "We have so many in my country, I just wanted to." So the Frenchman takes a croissant and throws it out the window, Saying, "We have too many of these." He then turns to the American and asks, "What do you have too many of in your country?" The American then throws the Mexican out the window.

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

What do you call a squid taco?

h**...

What do you call a boring taco?

Aburrido.

Me: looks like taco bells closed, sign says short staff

Dad: well d**...! They should have hired taller people!!

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

It wanted to taco bout his feelings

My daughter wanted to have a Disney princess tea party.

I couldn't find the tea or the dresses, so I settled for Taco Belle.

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's:
What do you call a little burro?
A Burrito.
What do you call a little taco?
A Taquito
What do you call a little judge?
A Judge Ito

First rule of tortilla fight club-

You don't talk about the taco bout

Things that we wished were delivered

1. Taco Bell
2. OP
3.

I can be the Taco Beast...

...If you're my Taco Belle!

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

Taco emergency ?

Call 9 Jaun Jaun

A Mexican went into a Japanese restaurant and ordered but only to be disappointed when he was served with a live Octopus slammed in his plate.

He asked for a taco.

There is a taco emergency what should we do?!

Call nine juan juan

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Ya know you're from Tacoma when...

Your niece sees velvet ropes and says "Ooh , that's some really nice police tape"!

Growing up in Canada, Taco Bell commercials were surprisingly different.

At the end of each ad, they sang: "Make a run...for the border. And then the next border."

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

I noticed Taco Bell cups say "welcome to the after party" on them.

That's a harsh way to tell you that you just got diarrhea.....

My Mexican girlfriend got mad at me today

I asked her if she wanted to taco bout it.

I asked my Latina coworker if she wanted Taco Tuesday for lunch break.

She said absolutely, but let's grab food first.

I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night...

The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said "help there are two armed men inside."
I drove off laughing, thinking "well yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm"

Where is Gastons favorite place to eat out?

Taco Bell

Getting some tacos from the drive thru $12... gas to pick it up... $5.00

Getting home and realizing they have forgotten the hot sauce...
Spiceless

A taco walks into a bar and sits down

The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food here."

Icarus arrives at the airport.

Ahead of him, a husband and wife shepherd their two children, a boy and girl, toward their gate.
"Dad, can I have a taco before the flight?" The boy asks.
The father sighs, relenting. "All right."
Three hours later, Icarus lands. His father waits outside, ready to greet him.
"Good to see you!" He exclaims, then pauses, looking at Icarus's suit. "Geez, you got v**... all over you. What happened?"
Icarus shrugs. "I flew too close to the son."

I asked my friend about his bad experience with Mexican food.

He said he didn't want to taco about it.

What do you call a Taco Bell merged with a Weinerschnitzel?

A beanerschnitzel.
I'm so sorry...

liam neeson is the taco bell of actors

it's the same 4 ingredients 50 ways but i always have to try their new taco just in case my breath gets taken again

Life is like a taco

It falls apart

Le'veon Bell is a famous football player,

However his fame fails in comparison to his older brother, Taco.

How do you make a taco stand?

You take away its chair.

A man messaged his ex : Just now ate a tuna taco and suddenly you came in my mind

She messaged him back : just now ordered a mini hot dog , it came in just 2 minutes. Suddenlu you came in my mind

Spanish Stores End in "ía"

For instance, florists is florería. Lavandería is a laundromat. But what do you call Taco Bell for short?
Diarrhoea

As a good luck charm my baseball team eats taco bell before every game.

To help us get more runs than our opponent.

My dad's Mexican and my mom's Canadian...

But I don't wanna taco boot it

So I'm sitting there watching TV with my dad when commercials come on.

T.V.: *"Taco Bell's taco 12-pack says, 'my 11 friends and I are set..."*
Me: "HA! More like I'M set."
Dad: "I know, right? You don't even have 11 friends."

I wanted Mexican food, but I was in a hurry

So I ordered it ta-co

What did Bishop Charles Ellis grab at Taco Bell?

an Ariana Grande.

How do you get out of a Mexican jail?

Taco Bail

What does a white supremacist's order at Taco Bell?

A KKKsadilla

Where can you get gas for a $1.49?

Taco Bell.

Why wasn't Taco Bell featured at the White House's fast food feast?

Because Trump would have expected them to pay for the whole meal.

My health science teacher told me to write a 1,000 word essay on drugs

The paper became a taco and the floor was melting.

People complain that Taco Bell isn't authentic.

But it gets the job done for half the price of other restaurants and nothing is more Mexican than that.

What do you call taco sauce protectors?

Mild Protective Services

If Tinkerbell had a Latina sister, what would her name be?

Taco Bell.

My idiot friend keeps saying, Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.

I said, Try ordering Tacos instead, m**....

Two blonde Mexican girls walk past a Taco Bell.

One looks at the other and says "Hey, I didn't know we owned a telephone company."

What is a restaurant for robots called?

Dell taco

Whats the difference between my son and taco bell

I love taco bell

So you've all heard about the neutron that walks into a bar, but what about...

A neutrino walks into a Mexican Restaurant. He orders a taco with extra chili sauce. The bartender comes up to his table with a taco and a gigantic bottle of super-hot chili sauce. He opens the taco, starts pouring sauce and asks:
"So how much salsa do you want, amigo?"
The neutrino answers:
"NO MASS! NO MASS!"

Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?

It gives him gas

Rich people have...

Rich people have colon cleanses
Poor people have taco bell

What do you mean gas shortage

There's plenty of Taco Bells in the US

If "lysis" in biology means the process of breaking down or disintegration

"Analysis" is what happens after Taco Bell.

My wife said I added too much lime juice to my homemade salsa and it made her taco taste funny

The odd acidity.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Mexican that walked into a bra?

No?
I'll get my taco

Taco joke, Did you hear about the dyslexic Mexican that walked into a bra?

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