Taco Jokes

Funniest Taco Short Jokes

Short taco jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The taco humour may include short burrito jokes also.

1. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They just picked pizza. I'm about to make tacos because they don't live in a swing state.
2. It's very important to not leave out the word "each." For example, when the price of 4 tacos is $2 vs $2 each, or When you tell people that you and your sister each have a child
3. I don't understand why some people say, "Taco Bell isn't real Mexican." It gets the job done for less than half the cost. That's about as Mexican as it gets.
4. What is Chipotle most known for? - A. steak Bowls
   - B. Delicious Tacos
   - C. Chips
   - D. Burritos
   - E. Coli
5. I'm Mexican I'm not offended by taco jokes or fiesta jokes. But Immigration jokes?
   They cross the line.
6. My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said "less McDonald's" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant
7. My kids won't eat their tacos for dinner, so I had to throw them out. Then I ate their tacos.
8. If you stack two tacos on top of each other, you get two tacos. But if you stack two lasagnas on top of each other, you get one lasagna.
9. My health science teacher told me to write a 1,000 word essay on drugs The paper became a taco and the floor was melting.
10. I think Taco Tuesday sets a bad example for children. They need to grow up knowing that they can eat tacos every day of the week.

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Taco One Liners

Which taco one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with taco? I can suggest the ones about tortilla and nacho.

1. Where can you still get gas for $1.39? Taco Bell
2. I got gas today for $1.57 Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell…
3. What does pacman put on his Tacos? Guacawaccawaccamole
4. I hate tacos! Said no Juan ever.
5. I don't like tacos Said no Juan ever.
6. Last night I made fish tacos They looked at them and just swam away.
7. Happy International Women's Day! Or as I like to call it, Taco Tuesday
8. Mexican word of the day: wheelchair Theirs only 1 taco left, so wheel chair.
9. Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco? Por flavor
10. I got gas for 2$ today. The taco bell value menu still slaps though
11. Last night I made some fish tacos. Turns out they don't like Mexican food.
12. What tacos do Californians get? Asuhhhda
13. If you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen.. It tastes exactly like poverty.
14. In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno... It's a hostile tacover.
15. What'd the Mexican say when he was upset? I don't want to taco bout it.

Taco Bell Jokes

Here is a list of funny taco bell jokes and even better taco bell puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Everyone's complaining about the price of gas but I just got gas for $1.50 It was from a Taco Bell...
• What's the difference between a hard and soft shell taco from Taco Bell? About 25 seconds in the microwave.
• DNA is like the menu at Taco Bell Different combinations of the same four ingredients to achieve endless results.
• I tried eating the whole Taco Bell menu once.. They kindly asked me to get off the counter
• In these tough times Taco Bell is providing more value than ever Where else can you get gas for $1.19?
• Taco Bell is like a 7-Eleven You go there for food and get gas.
• If "lysis" in biology means the process of breaking down or disintegration "Analysis" is what happens after Taco Bell.
• Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell? It gives him gas
• Whats the difference between my son and taco bell I love taco bell
• What did a volcano say after eating Taco Bell? "I think I had a pyroclastic flow in my pants..."

Taco Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny taco day jokes and even better taco day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I made some fish tacos tonight. But they ignored the tacos and just swam away.
  Happy cake day to me!
• Dear Diary.. ..today I ate Indian food and Taco bell.
  Thus, I will call you "Dear Diarrea" for the next two days.
• My nephew complained about hair in his food. I told him that in my day that is how all fish tacos were served.
• So today is Valentine's Day..... But if you are single it is taco Tuesday
• Give a man a taco and you feed him for a day... Give him directions to Taco Bell and you feed him for life.

Fish Taco Jokes

Here is a list of funny fish taco jokes and even better fish taco puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Two exes are texting.. Male Ex: Just ate a fish taco; it reminded me of you.
  Female Ex: What a coincidence, because I ordered a pizza and it came in 20 seconds. It reminded me of you.
• What's a sheep's favorite type of taco? Baaaja fish
• why are the fish taco and chicken taco always friends? Cause there's no beef

Taco And Nacho Jokes

Here is a list of funny taco and nacho jokes and even better taco and nacho puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If you don't like tacos... then i'm nacho type.
• Did you hear about the secret taco factory? No? That's because it's nacho business
• Too bad you can't actually get the new fries from Taco Bell Cause they are nacho fries
• A nacho and a taco have a conversation. The taco asks: "Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it?"
  The nacho responds: "Because I'm nacho friend anymore."
• When people make fun of me being fat When people make fun of me being fat from eating Doritos, I always tell them "it's nacho business and I refuse to taco about it".
• I was going to get Taco Bells Nacho Fries Today But they kept telling me they are Nacho Fries!

Amusing Taco Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about taco you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mexican nacho jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make taco pranks.