Taco Day Jokes
17 taco day jokes and hilarious taco day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about taco day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Taco Day Short Jokes
Short taco day jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The taco day humour may include short taco jokes also.
- I think Taco Tuesday sets a bad example for children. They need to grow up knowing that they can eat tacos every day of the week.
- I made some fish tacos tonight. But they ignored the tacos and just swam away.
Happy cake day to me! - Dear Diary.. ..today I ate Indian food and Taco bell.
Thus, I will call you "Dear Diarrea" for the next two days. - My nephew complained about hair in his food. I told him that in my day that is how all fish tacos were served.
- Give a man a taco and you feed him for a day... Give him directions to Taco Bell and you feed him for life.
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Taco Day One Liners
Which taco day one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with taco day? I can suggest the ones about fish taco and turkey day.
- Happy International Women's Day! Or as I like to call it, Taco Tuesday
- Mexican word of the day: wheelchair Theirs only 1 taco left, so wheel chair.
- So today is Valentine's Day..... But if you are single it is taco Tuesday
- Mexican word of the day: Wheelchair For example, I onlee have one taco, so wheelchair.
Taco Day Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about taco day you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pancake day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make taco day pranks.
Irish Racism
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask you something...
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords.
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream "Prejudice" these days....
"Nationality Bias"
A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
Blond man joke
An Irish, Mexican, and blond iron worker were sitting on the top of a skyscraper under construction for their lunch break.
The Irishman opens his lunch box, "Corned beef and cabbage again. If I get this one more time I am going to jump off this roof!"
The Mexican opens his lunch box, "Tacos again. If I get this one more time I am going to jump off this roof!"
The blond opens his lunch box, "A ham and cheese sandwich again. If I get this one more time I am going to jump off this roof!"
The next day the Irishman gets corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican gets tacos and jumps to his death. The blond gets a ham and cheese sandwich and jumps to his death.
At their wake, their wives sit together to mourn the men.
The Irishman's wife laments, "If he would have told me he hated his food I could have made something else."
The Mexican's wife agrees, "I could have made my husband quesadillas or enchiladas."
The women look over at the blond's wife, who responds, "Don't look at me, he made his own lunch."
An Italian, A Mexican, and A r**...
They were all sitting on top of the sky scraper they were helping build about to eat lunch.
The Italian opens his lunch box and says "d**..., spaghetti again! I swear if I get spaghetti again tomorrow I'm gonna jump off here and kill myself!"
The Mexican opens his lunch box and says "d**..., tacos again! I swear if I get tacos again tomorrow I'm gonna jump off here and kill myself!
The r**... opens his lunch box and says "d**..., Baloney and Cheese again! I swear if I get Baloney and Cheese again tomorrow I'm gonna jump off here and kill myself!"
The next day at lunch, they all get the same things and they all kill themselves.
All three funerals were held together.
The Italians wife says "If I had only made him something besides spaghetti he'd still be with me!"
The Mexicans wife says "If I had only made him something besides tacos he'd still be with me!"
The r**... wife says "well I wish I could say something like that but he packs his own lunch..."
