Taco Bell Jokes
68 taco bell jokes and hilarious taco bell puns to laugh out loud. Read food jokes about taco bell that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Taco Bell Short Jokes
Short taco bell jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The taco bell humour may include short taco jokes also.
- I don't understand why some people say, "Taco Bell isn't real Mexican." It gets the job done for less than half the cost. That's about as Mexican as it gets.
- My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said "less McDonald's" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant
- I got gas today for $1.49. I couldn't believe it was that cheap. Then again, I don't know what else I expected going to Taco Bell.
- I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want... I get hard every time.
- Everyone's complaining about the price of gas but I just got gas for $1.50 It was from a Taco Bell...
- What's the difference between a hard and soft shell taco from Taco Bell? About 25 seconds in the microwave.
- DNA is like the menu at Taco Bell Different combinations of the same four ingredients to achieve endless results.
- I tried eating the whole Taco Bell menu once.. They kindly asked me to get off the counter
- My doctor said I need to eat more Taco Bell He actually said I was constipated, but I understood what he meant.
- In these tough times Taco Bell is providing more value than ever Where else can you get gas for $1.19?
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Taco Bell One Liners
Which taco bell one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with taco bell? I can suggest the ones about burrito and fish taco.
- Where can you still get gas for $1.39? Taco Bell
- I got gas today for $1.57 Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell…
- I got gas for $1.08 today... ...too bad it was from Taco Bell.
- I got gas for 2$ today. The Taco Bell value menu still slaps though
- Gas is still $1.29 if you know where to go. Taco Bell bean burritos.
- Yo mama so dumb she tried to ring Taco Bell.
- Yo mama so fat when she eats Taco Bell, she gets the walks.
- If you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen.. It tastes exactly like poverty.
- In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno... It's a hostile tacover.
- Taco Bell is like a 7-Eleven You go there for food and get gas.
- Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell? It gives him gas
- where can you still get gas for a dollar? taco bell
- Whats the difference between my son and taco bell I love taco bell
- Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem? Because he's a Wrap God
- Things that we wished were delivered 1. Taco Bell
2. OP
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Witty Taco Bell Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about taco bell you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mexican food jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make taco bell pranks.
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a great looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
Me: looks like taco bells closed, sign says short staff
Dad: well d**...! They should have hired taller people!!
My daughter wanted to have a Disney princess tea party.
I couldn't find the tea or the dresses, so I settled for Taco Belle.
I can be the Taco Beast...
...If you're my Taco Belle!
What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?
A Taco Belle.
I noticed Taco Bell cups say "welcome to the after party" on them.
That's a harsh way to tell you that you just got diarrhea.....
I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night...
The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said "help there are two armed men inside."
I drove off laughing, thinking "well yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm"
Where is Gastons favorite place to eat out?
Taco Bell
What do you call a Taco Bell merged with a Weinerschnitzel?
A beanerschnitzel.
I'm so sorry...
liam neeson is the taco bell of actors
it's the same 4 ingredients 50 ways but i always have to try their new taco just in case my breath gets taken again
Dear Diary..
..today I ate Indian food and Taco bell.
Thus, I will call you "Dear Diarrea" for the next two days.
Spanish Stores End in "ía"
For instance, florists is florería. Lavandería is a laundromat. But what do you call Taco Bell for short?
Diarrhoea
As a good luck charm my baseball team eats taco bell before every game.
To help us get more runs than our opponent.
So I'm sitting there watching TV with my dad when commercials come on.
T.V.: *"Taco Bell's taco 12-pack says, 'my 11 friends and I are set..."*
Me: "HA! More like I'M set."
Dad: "I know, right? You don't even have 11 friends."
What did Bishop Charles Ellis grab at Taco Bell?
an Ariana Grande.
What does a white supremacist's order at Taco Bell?
A KKKsadilla
Why wasn't Taco Bell featured at the White House's fast food feast?
Because Trump would have expected them to pay for the whole meal.
If Tinkerbell had a Latina sister, what would her name be?
Taco Bell.
My idiot friend keeps saying, Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.
I said, Try ordering Tacos instead, m**....
Two blonde Mexican girls walk past a Taco Bell.
One looks at the other and says "Hey, I didn't know we owned a telephone company."
Rich people have...
Rich people have colon cleanses
Poor people have taco bell
What do you mean gas shortage
There's plenty of Taco Bells in the US
If "lysis" in biology means the process of breaking down or disintegration
"Analysis" is what happens after Taco Bell.
Just got arrested for blowing up my school's toilets.
I mean, what did you really expect, building a high school next to a Taco Bell?
What did a volcano say after eating Taco Bell?
"I think I had a pyroclastic flow in my pants..."
I got thrown off of a TV commercial set a few years ago.
We were filming an ad for Taco Bell. The director didn't like being corrected. He kept saying "That's a wrap" when clearly it was a Taco Supreme.
I heard Taco Bell is renaming their restrooms.
They're now called "The Fast" and "The Furious".
