The Best 12 Tacks Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tacks jokes. There are some tacks fraud jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tacks ticket puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tacks Jokes and Puns

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms for the first time.

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms for the first time. He brings a box up to the counter and the clerk says, "That will be five dollars plus 15 cents for tax."

The young man screams "Tacks, I thought they stayed on by themselves!"

A nervous looking young man walks into a drug store

A nervous looking young man walks into a drug store. He walks up to the counter and mutters, "Uh... hi... I'd like to buy some... condoms."
Cashier replies, "sure thing! That'll be $9.75 including tax."
The young man starts to panic and says, "Tacks?! I thought they stayed on by themselves!!!"

Well dressed!

I made a shirt out of thumb tacks because I wanted to look sharp, but everyone thought it looked tacky.

Tacks joke, Well dressed!

Reckless Driving

A man was driving on the highway when all of a sudden he had to swerve to avoid a box falling off the truck that was in front of him.

Seconds later, a police office pulled him over for reckless driving.

As the officer was writing the ticket, the driver noticed the box he'd avoided had been full of nails and tacks.

"I had to swerve otherwise I'd have run over those and blown my tires!" he protested.

"OK," replied the officer, as he ripped up the ticket, "but I'm still bringing you in."

"What for?!"

"Tacks evasion."

Young Guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms for the first time.

The cashier said "That will be 5.99 plus tax".

The young guy says "Tacks!!! I thought these things stayed on by themselves!!!"


A nervous man walks into a pharmacy...

... and the pharmacist asks how she may be of service.
"Well, you see, I uhh... I got a hot date tonight... and I'd like some... uhhh... you know..."
"Protection?" says the pharmacist.
"Yes, uhh... that's right."
"Small, medium, or large?"
"Uhh... I guess... medium."
"All right then," she gets out the box of medium condoms and totals up the bill, "that'll be $4.95 plus tax."
The man is shocked by this, "tacks!?! I thought they stayed on by themselves!"

99ยข condom

A young guy walks into a drugstore to buy a condom. He sees they are on sale for 99ยข each and luckily he has $1 on him. He gives the condom to the clerk.

Clerk: That'll be $1.04

Guy: I thought they were on sale for 99ยข. What's the extra 5ยข for?

Clerk: Tax

Guy: Tacks!? I thought you rolled them on!!

Tacks joke, 99ยข condom

What is a tacks favorite song?

The hokey-pokey!

From my 7 year old, with love.

A man notices two thumbtacks on floor

Narrowly avoiding impaling himself as he walked around, he exclaimed to himself, I've just committed tacks evasion!

The United States is under attack in American schools

The map of America had four tacks holding it to the wall in nearly every classroom I was in.

I never use pushpins at work so my boss called the police. Now I'm going to jail.

They're charging me with tacks evasion.

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What do you call a colonized piece of land used for counterfeiting small nails?

A tacks fraud settlement.

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