tachyon Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious tachyon puns

The bartender says: "I'm sorry, but we don't serve FTL particles."

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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The bartender says: "I'm sorry, we don't serve faster-than-light particles here."

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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A bartender says "Hey! We don't serve faster-than-light particles here!"

A tachyon flies into a bar.

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The Barman says, "We don't serve superluminal particles in here."

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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The bartender says "we don't serve particles that disrupt time flow!"

A tachyon particle walks into a bar.......

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Why did the tachyon cross the road?

Because it was on the other side.

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The tachyon leaves. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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"Oh, just a scotch."

The bartender says, "what can I get for you?"

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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"What'll you have?" asks the barman

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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A tachyon walks into the bar.

A bar opens.

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And the bartender asks, "What'll you have?"

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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HEY WE DON'T SERVE TACHYONS HERE!

A tachyon walks into a bar

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Particle physics joke

The bartender yells, "We don't serve your kind here!"

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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The barman said, "We don't serve particles faster than light."

A tachyon walked into the bar.

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The barman says: We don't serve faster-than-light particles here.

A tachyon enters a bar.

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Ouch! It was an iron bar!

Ouch! It was an iron bar!

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A faster than light Tachyon walks into a bar.

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The bartender says.....

"We don't serve faster-than-light particles here!"
A tachyon enters a bar.

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I'm in a band named "Tachyon"

You may have seen us before

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The bartender says, "Get out! In this bar, we OBEY the law of causality!"

A tachyon walks into a bar...

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The bar tender asks "What can I get for you?"

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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but the bartender said "We don't serve faster-than-light in here!"

A tachyon walked into a bar,

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He asks: You got anything strictly theoretical?

A tachyon walks into a bar

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Sorry, we don't serve tachyons here, tells him the barman.

A tachyon walks into a bar...

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What are the most funny Tachyon jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Tachyon? Well, here are the best Tachyon dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Tachyon pick up lines to share with friends.

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