The Best 20 Tachyon Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tachyon jokes. There are some tachyon collider jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tachyon quantum puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tachyon Jokes and Puns

The bartender says: "I'm sorry, but we don't serve FTL particles."

A tachyon walks into a bar.

A bartender says "Hey! We don't serve faster-than-light particles here!"

A tachyon flies into a bar.

The bartender says, Sorry, we don't serve faster-than-light-particles in here.

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Tachyon joke, The bartender says,  Sorry, we don't serve faster-than-light-particles in here.

The Barman says, "We don't serve superluminal particles in here."

A tachyon walks into a bar.

The bartender says "we don't serve particles that disrupt time flow!"

A tachyon particle walks into a bar.......


Why did the tachyon cross the road?

Because it was on the other side.

The tachyon leaves. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Tachyon joke, The tachyon leaves. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."

"Oh, just a scotch."

The bartender says, "what can I get for you?"

A tachyon walks into a bar.

"What'll you have?" asks the barman

A tachyon walks into a bar.

"Sorry, we don't serve your kind around these parts" says the bartender.

A tachyon walks into a bar.

A tachyon walks into the bar.

A bar opens.

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A tachyon

Who's there?

Knock, knock

HEY WE DON'T SERVE TACHYONS HERE!

A tachyon walks into a bar

Particle physics joke

The bartender yells, "We don't serve your kind here!"

A tachyon walks into a bar.

The barman said, "We don't serve particles faster than light."

A tachyon walked into the bar.

Ouch! It was an iron bar!

Ouch! It was an iron bar!

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A faster than light Tachyon walks into a bar.

Tachyon joke, Ouch! It was an iron bar!

The bartender says, "Get out! In this bar, we OBEY the law of causality!"

A tachyon walks into a bar...

He asks: You got anything strictly theoretical?

A tachyon walks into a bar

I'm in a band named "Tachyon"

You may have seen us before


The bar tender asks "What can I get for you?"

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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