Tachyon Jokes
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...and the bartender said: we don't serve hypothetical faster-than-light particles here!
A tachyon walks into a bar...
The bartender says: "I'm sorry, but we don't serve FTL particles."
A tachyon walks into a bar.
The bartender says "we don't serve particles that disrupt time flow!"
A tachyon particle walks into a bar.......
Why did the tachyon cross the road?
Because it was on the other side.
"Sorry, we don't serve your kind around these parts" says the bartender.
A tachyon walks into a bar.
A tachyon
Who's there?
Knock, knock
Ouch! It was an iron bar!
Ouch! It was an iron bar!
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A faster than light Tachyon walks into a bar.
He asks: You got anything strictly theoretical?
A tachyon walks into a bar
I'm in a band named "Tachyon"
You may have seen us before
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