Tachyon Jokes

What are some Tachyon jokes?

The bartender says: "I'm sorry, but we don't serve FTL particles."

A tachyon walks into a bar.

A bartender says "Hey! We don't serve faster-than-light particles here!"

A tachyon flies into a bar.

The Barman says, "We don't serve superluminal particles in here."

A tachyon walks into a bar.

The bartender says "we don't serve particles that disrupt time flow!"

A tachyon particle walks into a bar.......

Why did the tachyon cross the road?

Because it was on the other side.

The tachyon leaves. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."

A tachyon walks into a bar.

"Oh, just a scotch."

The bartender says, "what can I get for you?"

A tachyon walks into a bar.

"What'll you have?" asks the barman

A tachyon walks into a bar.

A tachyon walks into the bar.

A bar opens.

"Sorry, we don't serve your kind around these parts" says the bartender.

A tachyon walks into a bar.

HEY WE DON'T SERVE TACHYONS HERE!

A tachyon walks into a bar

Particle physics joke

The bartender yells, "We don't serve your kind here!"

A tachyon walks into a bar.

The barman said, "We don't serve particles faster than light."

A tachyon walked into the bar.

Ouch! It was an iron bar!

Ouch! It was an iron bar!

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A faster than light Tachyon walks into a bar.

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