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Tachyon Jokes

25 tachyon jokes and hilarious tachyon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tachyon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Tachyon Short Jokes

Short tachyon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tachyon humour may include short photon jokes also.

  1. ...and the bartender said: we don't serve hypothetical faster-than-light particles here! A tachyon walks into a bar...
  2. The bartender says: "I'm sorry, but we don't serve FTL particles." A tachyon walks into a bar.
  3. A bartender says "Hey! We don't serve faster-than-light particles here!" A tachyon flies into a bar.
  4. A tachyon flies into a bar The bartender says, "We don't serve tachyons here."
    "Why not? You did tomorrow."
  5. The bartender says, Sorry, we don't serve faster-than-light-particles in here. A tachyon walks into a bar.
  6. The Barman says, "We don't serve superluminal particles in here." A tachyon walks into a bar.
  7. The bartender says "we don't serve particles that disrupt time flow!" A tachyon particle walks into a bar.......
  8. "Oh, just a scotch." The bartender says, "what can I get for you?"
    A tachyon walks into a bar.
  9. The tachyon leaves. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." A tachyon walks into a bar.
  10. A tachyon walks into a bar The bartender says "pay your bill first, then order something. "

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Tachyon One Liners

Which tachyon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tachyon? I can suggest the ones about quantum and quantum physics.

  1. Why did the tachyon cross the road? Because it was on the other side.
  2. "What'll you have?" asks the barman A tachyon walks into a bar.
  3. A tachyon walks into the bar. A bar opens.
  4. A tachyon Who's there?
    Knock, knock
  5. HEY WE DON'T SERVE TACHYONS HERE! A tachyon walks into a bar
  6. He asks: You got anything strictly theoretical? A tachyon walks into a bar
  7. I'm in a band named "Tachyon" You may have seen us before
  8. The bar tender asks "What can I get for you?" A tachyon walks into a bar.
  9. Sorry, we don't serve tachyons here, tells him the barman. A tachyon walks into a bar...

Tachyon joke, Sorry, we don't serve tachyons here, tells him the barman.

Giggle-Inducing Tachyon Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about tachyon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean quantum physicist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tachyon pranks.

"Sorry, we don't serve your kind around these parts" says the bartender.

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Tachyon joke, HEY WE DON'T SERVE TACHYONS HERE!