The Best 14 Taboo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Taboo jokes. There are some taboo women jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these taboo topic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Taboo Jokes and Puns

When I was growing up plastic surgery was a bit of a taboo subject...

These days if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.

Remeber when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?

Now you mention botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

I remember when plastic surgery was a bit of a taboo subject..

..but nowadays when you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.

Taboo joke, I remember when plastic surgery was a bit of a taboo subject..

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.

Now when you talk about Botox no one raises an eyebrow

Plastic surgery used to be a taboo subject

Now if you mention Botox, no one even raises an eyebrow


Plastic surgery used to be such a taboo subject...

Nowadays if you talk about Botox nobody raises an eyebrow.

Cosmetic surgery used to be a pretty taboo subject

Now you mention botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Taboo joke, Cosmetic surgery used to be a pretty taboo subject

"Wow you went on a 2 week honeymoon trip to London, Paris and Venice, what all did you see ?"

Newly married bride : Ceiling fans

Edit : this joke is funnier in India as they have taboo on premarital sex

A man and a woman had a quarrel

Woman: If I had known that my life would become like this, I should have just married the devil himself.

Man: But getting married with your relatives is a taboo, isn't it?

My dad and my step-mom kicked me out of the house today right after I introduced them to my pregnant girlfriend.

Apparently it's taboo to be in a relationship with your step-sister.

One of the huge benefits of trans agendas...

is that accusing bitch-dudes of needing economy boxes of tampons is no longer taboo

You can explore taboo unspoken reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean taboo prohibition dad jokes. There are also taboo puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


My girlfriend says I have a tendency to be overly taboo.

Well I say girlfriend...

She's actually my sister.

Two computers were lying in bed...

The female computer says "Let's taboo roleplay".

The male computer responds "Ok. I try to go to your webpage. I receive a 403."

My tattoo artist made a mistake and gave me a taboo instead...

Sorry, I can't show it here.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the taboo botox jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working taboo ignorance piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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