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15 tabletops jokes and hilarious tabletops puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tabletops that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Tabletops Short Jokes

Short tabletops jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tabletops humour may include short jokes also.

  1. "Doctor, everytime I play a table-top role playing game I get really distracted." Doctor: "Sounds like you may have AD&D"
  2. I recently came up with a pirate-themed tabletop RPG, but then the makers of Dungeons and Dragons found out. They sent me a seas-and-d6 letter.
  3. I'll never understand trying to seek enjoyment from tabletop games I find it's just a trivial pursuit.
  4. They should make a tabletop game about space marines saving for retirement Call it Warhammer 401k

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Tabletops One Liners

Which tabletops one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tabletops? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops? It's counterproductive
  2. What do you call the tabletop for investment fund managers? Warhammer 401(k)
  3. If I use a laptop on a table is it still a laptop or a tabletop? Also what is a lapdown?
  4. I like my s**... like how I like my steak On an Applebee's tabletop.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about tabletops can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of tabletops puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Tabletops Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about tabletops you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make tabletops prank.

Whatever you do, don't step on a duck.

Three guys got into a car c**... and all died. They all get up to heaven and meet St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter said "Okay everyone can come in, but whatever you do don't step on a duck." The gates open and there are ducks everywhere, all over the floor, on tabletops, everywhere.
The first guy walks in and accidentally steps on a duck. St. Peter comes along and handcuffs him to the ugliest woman in all the world and says, "Now you must stay handcuffed for all eternity."
The other two see this and do their best not avoid the ducks. The second guy goes months and months without stepping on any duck. Then one morning he wakes up and as he is getting out of bed he steps on two ducks. St. Peter comes over and handcuffs him to the most atrocious looking and smelling woman and says, "Now you must stay handcuffed to each other for all eternity."
Now the third guy goes years and years and doesn't step on any ducks in all that time. Then one day St. Peter comes along and handcuffs him to the most beautiful woman he as ever seen. St. Peter says, "Now you must stay handcuffed to each other for all eternity." The guy happily says, "Oh my God, what have I done to deserve this?!" And the woman says, "I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck."

Old s**... life.

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's s**... drive.
'What about trying v**...?' asks the doctor.
Not a chance' says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."
'No problem,' replies the doctor. 'Drop it into his coffee,he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on.'
A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went.
'Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor.'
What happened?' asks the doctor.
'Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to
make wild passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible!
'What was terrible?' said the doctor, 'Was the s**... not good?'
'Oh no doctor, the s**... was the best I've had in 25 years...
but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again!'

A sixty year old millionaire ran into an old friend in a jewelry store after a gap of several years and proudly introduces him to his gorgeous twenty eight year old wife.

The friend eyes her as she tries on a necklace in the tabletop mirror and whispers, "You lucky dog, how did you net someone like her?"
The millionaire leans in closer and whispers conspiratorially, "I told her that I was eighty."

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these tabletops jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.