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Short tablets jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tablets humour may include short pills jokes also.

  1. I asked my daughter if she'd seen my newspaper... She told me that newspaper are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad.
    That fly didn't stand a chance.
  2. I never knew how technologically advanced moses was... But today I learned he had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
  3. I asked my daughter to bring me my newspaper She told me that newspapers are oldschool. She said me that people nowadays use tablets and handed me her iPad
    That fly didn't stand a chance
  4. Someone threw some Omega 3 tablets at my head the other day I'm ok though, my injuries were only super fish oil
    *I'll see myself out*
  5. I asked my Granddaughter to give me the newspaper. She said that newspapers are so out of date, and that people now use tablets, so she handed me her iPad. That Fly didn't stand a chance.
  6. Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me! I only received super fish oil injuries, but still...
  7. Someone hit me in the head with a bottle of omega 3 tablets the other day. It's OK, it was just a super fish oil wound
  8. I asked my Granddaughter to hand me the newspaper. She told me newspapers are outdated, and everyone now uses tablets, so she handed me her iPad. That Fly didn't stand a chance.
  9. Apple came up with a tablet computer with touch screen, geared toward children. They cancelled the product when they realized nobody wants to buy something called iTouch Kids.
  10. Who is the first person to have downloaded data from the cloud and onto their tablet? Moses.

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Which tablets one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tablets? I can suggest the ones about pads and table and chairs.

  1. Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 tablets at me. The injuries were superfishoil.
  2. Technically it was Moses..... that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
  3. I used to be in a band named "fizzy tablet" But we dissolved pretty quickly.
  4. Moses was very modern He was the first to get a tablet with a data from the cloud
  5. What device did God use to communicate with millennials? A tablet.
    But not from Apple.
  6. Moses opens his tablet. The notification says, "You have 10 unread commandments'.
  7. What does a drug addict and a child have in common? They both want tablets for Christmas.
  8. Moses was the first person to: Download from Cloud onto a Tablet.
  9. Did you know they didn't have smart phones in ancient Rome? They had tablets.
  10. I had to go get more tablets for my Dishwasher… She had a headache
  11. My mate Gav overdosed on heart burn tablets I cant believe Gav is gone.
  12. What did the bad Advil tablet say to the good Advil tablet? I be profane
  13. My doctor told me I have an unhealthy obsession with iPads. So he gave me some tablets.
  14. Moses was computer savvy.. ..He had two tablets!
  15. I just returned from the store, I had to get some tablets for the dishwasher.

Tablets joke, I just returned from the store, I had to get some tablets for the dishwasher.

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Laughable Tablets Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about tablets you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean times tables jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make tablets prank.

Online dating sparks a rise in tablet use with young singles.

I've been using tablets for dating since the 80's - Bill C

What does Moses have in common with a h**... who visited her doctor?

Both took two tablets after discovering a burning bush.

There has been some controversy regarding priests delivering sermons using an iPad instead of the traditional bible.

I think its perfectly fine. After all, Moses delivered the ten commandments using two tablets.

Husband, Wife and Doctor Joke

Doctor: Your husband needs a proper rest. Here are some sleeping tablets.
Woman: When will he have these?
Doctor: It's for you, not for him.

Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me.

I only suffered super fish oil injuries, but I'm lucky I wasn't krilled!

an I.Q too high to buy

A scientist tells a pharmacist, Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid.
Do you mean aspirin? asks the pharmacist.
The scientist slaps his forehead. That's it! he says. I can never 
remember the name.

Childen are playing on a kindergarten playground with their tablets...

...and the teacher is sleeping on a bench. A lady walks by and wakes the teacher up: "Aren't you afraid that the children will run away and get lost?" asks the lady. "I'm not afraid at all," says the teacher, "the WiFi signal covers the playground only."

An elderly lady goes to see the doctor about her flatulence.

Doctor, can you please help? I pass wind all the time. They don't smell, they don't make a sound, but I've f**... three times already since coming in here.
The Doctor prescribes some tablets and asks the lady to return in a week.
Doctor, help! My gas has gotten worse! They still don't make a sound but now they stink, it's disgusting!
The Doctor replies, Good, we've fixed your sinuses, now let's work on your hearing.

Rat Dreams

David goes to a doctor.
David : Doctor, I see weird dreams.... Rats play soccer in my dreams.
Doctor : I see... I'll write you some tablets. Start taking them from tonight.
David : Can I please start taking them from tomorrow?
Doctor : Why from tomorrow? Why not before going to bed tonight?
David : Because it's the finals tonight

A guy comes home from the doctors crying, his wife says why are you crying honey,he said the doctor has put me on tablets for the rest of my life, wife says hey that's not so bad, husband replies.

He has only given me three tablets.

Technology is crazy these days

We now have smartphones, wireless TVs, and tablets.
When I was a kid we had to blow everything. The Nintendo cartridge, the mouse with that ball inside, the priest.

Backfired...

The wife told me to go to the doctor and get some of those tablets that help get an e**....
You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills!.
I'm still looking for a place to live...can you help?

Yesterday I swallowed two tablets without water.

Anyway I lost my job at the tech store...

Parents in 2020 B.C. vs Parents in 2020 A.D.

"These kids and their d**... tablets"

The police recently arrested a man selling "secret formula" tablets he claimed gave eternal youth.

When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical fraud.He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983..

I'm man enough to s**... tablets without water.

The downside is that I'm not allowed in Samsung stores anymore.

Someone just threw some Omega 3 tablets at me.

I'm fine, I only got super fish oil injuries.

Who was the first person that was used technology?

Moses. He had two tablets that where connected to the cloud.

Tablets were replaced by scrolls.

Scrolls were replaced by books.
Now we scroll through books on our tablets.

Kurdish cunieform tablets

In ancient Kurdistan, they didn't have the material to make the cuneiform tablets they did down by the rivers in the Fertile Crescent, so they had to carve important documents into stone tablets.
That included contracts and treaties. There could be multiple signatories. For an invoice, for instance, it was possible to bill two Kurds with one stone.

What happened to the guy who mixed up his Epilepsy tablets with his laundry tablets?

His clothes don't fit anymore!

Did you hear about the 5 constipated men in the Bible?

1. Cain. He wasn't Abel....
2. Moses. He took 2 tablets....
3. Balaam. He couldn't move his a**...(it's in the Bible, look it up)....
4. King Solomon. He sat on the throne for 40 years.....
5. King David. He said no power in Heaven or on Earth could move him.....

Tablets joke, Did you hear about the 5 constipated men in the Bible?

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