The Best 5 Tablecloth Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tablecloth jokes. There are some tablecloth roll jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tablecloth blanket puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tablecloth Jokes and Puns

I was having dinner ..

.. .. with Garry Kasporov

and on the table was a checkered tablecloth.


It took him 2 hours to pass me the salt.

I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion)

I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

I had dinner with Garry Kasparov at a restaurant with a checked tablecloth...

I asked him to pass the salt, & it took 3 1/2 hours

Your move.

I had lunch with chess grandmaster magnus magnuson last week. It was a lovely Italian restaurant with a chequered tablecloth though.
So
It took him three hours to pass the salt.

I saw some people building a new bridge near me. Every lunch break they would sit down for afternoon tea complete with tablecloth and napkins.

It was very civil engineering.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tablecloth lightly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tablecloth crept piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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