Table Tennis Jokes
14 table tennis jokes and hilarious table tennis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about table tennis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Table Tennis Short Jokes
Short table tennis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The table tennis humour may include short tennis jokes also.
- As a tennis ball falls off a table, a golf ball shouts a question, "Are you going to be ok?" The tennis ball replies, "Of course. I'll bounce back."
- What's the difference between a waiter and a tennis scorekeeper? One sets the tables and one tables the sets
- The Tennis Playing Midget Did you hear about the midget who died playing tennis? He fell off the ping pong table.
- Who would win in a table tennis match: the President of the United States of America or the Chairman of the Worker's Party of Korea? Kim. Jong. Kim. Jong. Kim. Jong. Kim. Jong.
- What happens when the ball hits the net while serving in Table Tennis? they shout "reeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
- I just got a new doorbell that when the button is pressed has a gorilla singing about table tennis. It's called The King Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding d**...
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Table Tennis One Liners
Which table tennis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with table tennis? I can suggest the ones about tennis match and tennis court.
- I'm so good at table tennis... I can play with one hand tied behind my back!
- Why do Asians play table tennis? Because they can study and play sports at the same time.
- Why doesn't h**... play table tennis? Because he's dead.
Comical & Quirky Table Tennis Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about table tennis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tennis ball jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make table tennis pranks.
A man walks into a bar, broken up about his past relationship
The man orders a drink and catches the attention of another man sitting at his table. They engage in a conversation and started talking about tennis. Out of nowhere, the man said:
"What's the meaning of love?"
"Nothing." The man's new friend responded.
Crying, the man ran out of the bar. Later that week on the news, it had been revealed that he had thrown himself into the river. The friend he'd made shows up to his f**....
"I thought we were still talking about tennis."
A man left a letter for his wife on the dining table
The letter read:
"To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset...I shall be home before midnight."
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
"My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach.
He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."