Tabby Cat Jokes
4 tabby cat jokes and hilarious tabby cat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tabby cat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Tabby Cat Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good tabby cat joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My neighbor found out I decided to clone my tabby, just like he did recently...
He called me a copy-cat.
Two cats, one ginger and one tabby, are having a fight while I watch. Who gets hurt?
Me. Oww.
What do you call a combined gif with Neal Caffrey and a gullible tabby
conned cat animation
The dead duck.
A not-so-bright farmer brings his dead duck to a vet, asking for treatment. The vet takes one look and says, "I'm sorry, but that duck is dead." The farmer asks if they can do some tests to make sure. The vet agrees and whistles, summoning a black lab. the dog puts its front paws on the table and sniffs for a moment, then walks out of the room, whining with its tail between its legs. The vet again says, "I'm sorry, but that duck is dead." The farmer asks for one more test, and the vet whistles one more time. This time, a tabby cat scampers in and leaps onto the table, and walks around the duck, before exiting like the dog. The vet says "Unfortunately the duck is 100% dead sir. I'm sorry for your loss. That'll be $1500." "WHAT?!?!?!" exclaims the farmer. The vet explained, "Well Lab tests and CAT scans aren't cheap…"
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