T Rex Arm Jokes

Funniest T Rex Arm Short Jokes

Short t rex arm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The t rex arm humour may include short t rex jokes also.

1. Names T Rex and I can meet your needs for handheld weaponry​... I'm kind of a big deal in the small arms trade
2. Why did T-rex have to register with police? He was a small arms dealer.
   I'm very sorry, I'll show myself out.
3. I once met a T-rex who was working at a casino. He said he was hiding out from the cops.
   I think he was a small arms dealer.
4. A man walks into a gun shop and sees that the clerk is a Tyrannosaurus Rex. He asks, "What's with the small arms?"
5. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car? Rex
   (made this one up myself!)
6. Most people think that t-rexes can't clap because they have short arms Actually it's because they are dead
7. Today the authorities busted the local T-Rex shop, causing a huge uproar amongst the dinosaur community Apparently he was a small-arms dealer
8. Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him? Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms)
   Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
9. I heard the military is assembling a crack squad made up of all T-Rexes Makes sense - I hear T-Rexes are small arms experts!
10. Why was the T-Rex angry? His arms were too short to sarcastically slow clap this terrible joke...

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T Rex Arm One Liners

Which t rex arm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with t rex arm? I can suggest the ones about tyrannosaurus rex and missing arm.

1. I buy my guns from a guy named T-Rex He's a small arms dealer.
2. Why was the Tyrannosaurus rex selling handguns? Because he was a small arms dealer.
3. What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer? ...mainly SMALL ARMS.
4. What is the job of a T-Rex? A small arms dealer.
5. Why don't T-rex go to war? Because they're short on arms.
6. I played cards with a guy in one of those T-Rex suits... He was a small arms dealer.
7. Why didn't the casino hire the T-rex? They didn't want to hire a small arms dealer.
8. What do you call a shipment full of military issued t-rexes? small arms
9. Why do T-Rexs love America? Because of the small arms.
10. "Hey, is that a rare T-Rex fossil leg?" "Nope, fossil arm."
11. The Tyrannosaurus Rex was Let Go from His Job. Another victim of small arms fire.
12. Did you hear about the t-rex who sells pistols? He's a small arms dealer
13. What do you call a T-Rex with one arm. Extinct
14. What is the most dangerous animal? A T- Rex...
    He's licenced to carry small arms.
15. What animal pities the fool with short arms? Mr. T-Rex

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